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5 Times Your Favorite Horror Villains Went to Space

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Horror villains typically have their usual haunts, but can end up in some strange places – military school, reality TV, Manhattan… but on occasion, they’ll go somewhere totally out of this world. That’s right, villains in space! How fancy.

Let’s take a look at 5 movies where a beloved horror villain has gone intergalactic.

Dracula 3000

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This TV movie starring Casper Van Dien and Tommy “Tiny” Lister includes some character names from Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Van Helsing and Mina. But for a movie called Dracula 3000, you might be surprised to learn that the vampire on board is actually… Count Orlock? Wait, that can’t be right…

Captain Van Helsing’s crew finds an abandoned ship that is – for some ungodly reason – full of coffins. Of course, one of them happens to host a vampire. It’s similar to Bram Stoker’s version where Dracula comes to England in his coffin on an otherwise “abandoned” ship (spoiler: he killed the crew). Other than those references, there’s really no other tie-in to Dracula himself. But Dracula 3000 is a snappier title than “Vampires in Space”.

The film seems to greatly enjoy the sci-fi theme (embracing the “fashion of the future”, aka, leather pants). Characters set a course for the “Kessel run system” with the Captain’s command to “make it so”. It’s almost kinda cute. And if you want to see Coolio as a vampire, well, look no further.

Anyway, the only solution to the crew’s vampire problem is to blow up the ship. The ending is… totally fucking abrupt. I actually had to rewind it 3 times because I was convinced that it skipped a scene. But no. That’s just how it ends.

Jason X

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First off, can we acknowledge that David Cronenberg makes a cameo here? Okay thanks.

We open with a careening trip through the fiery pits of Hell Jason’s insides. It’s a cute little way to acknowledge the former film, Jason Goes to Hell, but also ignore it completely. Because horror franchises are at their best when the writer says “Shhh, don’t worry about it”.

Jason Voorhees – frozen in a cryogenic pod in the early 21st century – is discovered in the year 2455 and brought on board the Grendel, a ship full of young students future victims. Because naturally when you find a machete-wielding masked man in a cryogenic pod next to the body of a stabbed woman, you bring them on board and revive them. Sure.

Let the carnage begin!

Jason X is silly fun with lots of Jason rampage time. I should also note that this is Kane Hodder’s last performance as Jason. It’s just good ol’ fashioned entertainment, and it’s not overly complicated. Because it shouldn’t be. It’s Jason in space, dammit.

Leprechaun 4: In Space

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Now, I’ve discussed this film before, but this bears repeating. The Leprechaun bursts fully formed from a guy’s dick! I can’t get over it. It’s such a ridiculously ballsy (pun!) way to get the character on board a spaceship.

The whole point of having the Leprechaun on the spaceship is that he wants to marry the rescued alien princess on board so he can become royalty. I don’t know how he got on an alien planet to begin with, but I’m fairly certain the caveat of the Leprechaun films is that you really can’t question them.

At any rate, he goes on to cause some mischief and mayhem – as he does – and the death toll rises. And that’s why we’re all here, right?

Critters 4

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While the Critters are not from our world, this is the first film in the franchise that takes the action back to their turf. Space. The final frontier.

Charlie McFadden – who you may remember from every other Critters film – is back as a bounty hunter. He tracks down two Critter eggs and is about to do his thing when his alien friend Ug appears – via hologram – and warns him that he cannot destroy the eggs. They’re the last two Critters in existence and destroying them is against intergalactic law as that would cause their extinction. Seems legit.

He places the eggs in a preservation pod and accidentally gets locked inside. The pod is launched into space – along with Charlie – and picked up by a salvage ship in the year 2045. So that’s how they get back to space. In the future! Because it’s not a space adventure if it’s not set in the future.

Naturally, the eggs hatch, the Critters escape, they breed a whole bunch, and they attack the crew. Like Leprechaun 4, Critters 4 is weirdly plot heavy. My darlings, take a lesson from Jason X – just plain bloody carnage is fine.

To be fair, the whole thing is wrapped up thanks to a distraction provided by a juggling trick, so…

Hellraiser: Bloodline

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Finishing the list with another fourth segment of a franchise that takes place in space, we’ve got Hellraiser: Bloodline. Now, keep in mind that we only really see Pinhead causing intergalactic havoc for, like, the last 30 minutes of the damn movie. The rest is all preamble.

But there’s a method to the madness! Pinhead is actually in space for a reason which is meticulously explained through the rest of the film. There’s a long history, here.

An engineer locks himself in a room aboard a space station, but upon his apprehension, he agrees to explain why. Evidently, he’s an ancestor of the toymaker that created the Lament Configuration. Forever shame. The engineer aims to trap the Cenobites once and for all, destroying them and the gateway to Hell.

It’s a whole lot of setup for 30 minutes of bloody panic. But! We learn a lot about the whole gang in the process. So, really, the movie is both a prequel and a sequel. That’s some The Godfather Part II shit. But with more Cenobites.

 

Want more space horror? Check out our list of The Best Spacemen Outside of “Alien”

You can find more from Kelly on Instagram and Twitter @kellsmcnells

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Panic Fest 2024 Review: ‘The Ceremony Is About To Begin’

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People will look for answers and belonging in the darkest places and the darkest people. The Osiris Collective is a commune predicated upon ancient Egyptian theology and was run by the mysterious Father Osiris. The group boasted dozens of members, each forgoing their old lives for one held in the Egyptian themed land owned by Osiris in Northern California. But the good times take a turn for the worst when in 2018, an upstart member of the collective named Anubis (Chad Westbrook Hinds) reports Osiris disappearing while mountain climbing and declaring himself the new leader. A schism ensued with many members leaving the cult under Anubis’ unhinged leadership. A documentary is being made by a young man named Keith (John Laird) whose fixation with The Osiris Collective stems from his girlfriend Maddy leaving him for the group several years ago. When Keith gets invited to document the commune by Anubis himself, he decides to investigate, only to get wrapped up in horrors he couldn’t even imagine…

The Ceremony Is About To Begin is the latest genre twisting horror film from Red Snow‘s Sean Nichols Lynch. This time tackling cultist horror along with a mockumentary style and the Egyptian mythology theme for the cherry on top. I was a big fan of Red Snow‘s subversiveness of the vampire romance sub-genre and was excited to see what this take would bring. While the movie has some interesting ideas and a decent tension between the meek Keith and the erratic Anubis, it just doesn’t exactly thread everything together in a succinct fashion.

The story begins with a true crime documentary style interviewing former members of The Osiris Collective and sets-up what led the cult to where it is now. This aspect of the storyline, especially Keith’s own personal interest in the cult, made it an interesting plotline. But aside from some clips later on, it doesn’t play as much a factor. The focus is largely on the dynamic between Anubis and Keith, which is toxic to put it lightly. Interestingly, Chad Westbrook Hinds and John Lairds are both credited as writers on The Ceremony Is About To Begin and definitely feel like they’re putting their all into these characters. Anubis is the very definition of a cult leader. Charismatic, philosophical, whimsical, and threateningly dangerous at the drop of a hat.

Yet strangely, the commune is deserted of all cult members. Creating a ghost town that only amps up the danger as Keith documents Anubis’ alleged utopia. A lot of the back and forth between them drags at times as they struggle for control and Anubis keeps continuing to convince Keith to stick around despite the threatening situation. This does lead to a pretty fun and bloody finale that fully leans into mummy horror.

Overall, despite meandering and having a bit of a slow pace, The ceremony Is About To Begin is a fairly entertaining cult, found footage, and mummy horror hybrid. If you want mummies, it delivers on mummies!

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“Mickey Vs. Winnie”: Iconic Childhood Characters Collide in A Terrifying Versus Slasher

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iHorror is diving deep into film production with a chilling new project that’s sure to redefine your childhood memories. We’re thrilled to introduce ‘Mickey vs. Winnie,’ a groundbreaking horror slasher directed by Glenn Douglas Packard. This isn’t just any horror slasher; it’s a visceral showdown between twisted versions of childhood favorites Mickey Mouse and Winnie-the-Pooh. ‘Mickey vs. Winnie’ brings together the now-public-domain characters from A. A. Milne’s ‘Winnie-the-Pooh’ books and Mickey Mouse from the 1920s ‘Steamboat Willie’ cartoon in a VS battle like never before seen.

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Set in the 1920s, the plot kicks off with a disturbing narrative about two convicts who escape into a cursed forest, only to be swallowed by its dark essence. Fast forward a hundred years, and the story picks up with a group of thrill-seeking friends whose nature getaway goes horribly wrong. They accidentally venture into the same cursed woods, finding themselves face-to-face with the now monstrous versions of Mickey and Winnie. What follows is a night filled with terror, as these beloved characters mutate into horrifying adversaries, unleashing a frenzy of violence and bloodshed.

Glenn Douglas Packard, an Emmy-nominated choreographer turned filmmaker known for his work on “Pitchfork,” brings a unique creative vision to this film. Packard describes “Mickey vs. Winnie” as a tribute to horror fans’ love for iconic crossovers, which often remain just a fantasy due to licensing restrictions. “Our film celebrates the thrill of combining legendary characters in unexpected ways, serving up a nightmarish yet exhilarating cinematic experience,” says Packard.

Produced by Packard and his creative partner Rachel Carter under the Untouchables Entertainment banner, and our very own Anthony Pernicka, founder of iHorror, “Mickey vs. Winnie” promises to deliver an entirely new take on these iconic figures. “Forget what you know about Mickey and Winnie,” Pernicka enthuses. “Our film portrays these characters not as mere masked figures but as transformed, live-action horrors that merge innocence with malevolence. The intense scenes crafted for this movie will change how you see these characters forever.”

Currently underway in Michigan, the production of “Mickey vs. Winnie” is a testament to pushing boundaries, which horror loves to do. As iHorror ventures into producing our own films, we’re excited to share this thrilling, terrifying journey with you, our loyal audience. Stay tuned for more updates as we continue to transform the familiar into the frightful in ways you’ve never imagined.

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Mike Flanagan Comes Aboard To Assist in Completion of ‘Shelby Oaks’

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If you have been following Chris Stuckmann on YouTube you are aware of the struggles he has had getting his horror movie Shelby Oaks finished. But there’s good news about the project today. Director Mike Flanagan (Ouija: Origin Of Evil, Doctor Sleep and The Haunting) is backing the film as a co-executive producer which might bring it much closer to being released. Flanagan is a part of the collective Intrepid Pictures which also includes Trevor Macy and Melinda Nishioka.

Shelby Oaks
Shelby Oaks

Stuckmann is a YouTube movie critic who’s been on the platform for over a decade. He came under some scrutiny for announcing on his channel two years ago that he would no longer be reviewing films negatively. However contrary to that statement, he did a non-review essay of the panned Madame Web recently saying, that studios strong-arm directors to make films just for the sake of keeping failing franchises alive. It seemed like a critique disguised as a discussion video.

But Stuckmann has his own movie to worry about. In one of Kickstarter’s most successful campaigns, he managed to raise over $1 million for his debut feature film Shelby Oaks which now sits in post-production. 

Hopefully, with Flanagan and Intrepid’s help, the road to Shelby Oak’s completion is reaching its end. 

“It’s been inspiring to watch Chris working toward his dreams over the past few years, and the tenacity and DIY spirit he displayed while bringing Shelby Oaks to life reminded me so much of my own journey over a decade ago,” Flanagan told Deadline. “It’s been an honor to walk a few steps with him on his path, and to offer support for Chris’ vision for his ambitious, unique movie. I can’t wait to see where he goes from here.”

Stuckmann says Intrepid Pictures has inspired him for years and, “it’s a dream come true to work with Mike and Trevor on my first feature.”

Producer Aaron B. Koontz of Paper Street Pictures has been working with Stuckmann since the beginning is also excited about the collaboration.

“For a film that had such a hard time getting going, it’s remarkable the doors that then opened to us,” said Koontz. “The success of our Kickstarter followed by the on-going leadership and guidance from Mike, Trevor, and Melinda is beyond anything I could have hoped for.”

Deadline describes the plot of Shelby Oaks as follows:

“A combination of documentary, found footage, and traditional film footage styles, Shelby Oaks centers on Mia’s (Camille Sullivan) frantic search for her sister, Riley, (Sarah Durn) who ominously disappeared in the last tape of her “Paranormal Paranoids” investigative series. As Mia’s obsession grows, she begins to suspect that the imaginary demon from Riley’s childhood may have been real.”

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