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The Only Clever Thing in Matt Rife Horror Movie ‘Trapped Inn’ is its Name

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Perhaps the most confusing horror movie of 2024 stars one of the country’s most divisive stand up comics; Matt Rife. Was that on your bingo card? 

If it wasn’t, you’re not alone, Trapped Inn dropped on Temu…er digital rental…late last year and it’s a doozy. Rife is hoping you give it a watch because not only does he star in it, his name is on top of the executive producer credits: his first ever that’s not a stand-up special.  

If he is cutting his veneers on producing movies, this isn’t the one, although he deserves credit for at least attempting to make it interesting. It might not all be his fault; bad direction and editing are mostly to blame, his rudimentary acting skills take a back seat. 

Trapped Inn

Let’s see if I can explain the plot which is all over the place. A group of American cyclists travel to France to compete. They are all staying at the same house. The males like to use “bro” and “dude” as proper nouns instead of using people’s actual names. 

One day one of the bikers suffers a head injury after crashing his bike and instead of going to a hospital to treat the large gash in his skull he decides it’s best to heal on his own. Crazy right? 

Meanwhile Rife is vlogging the whole thing for no apparent reason since this isn’t a found footage film. Literally out of the blue, a strange fog enters the picture, turning people who breathe it into something, or possessing them, or causing them to become sick, or is it a ghost? Any of these plot points would work, the problem is the filmmakers never decide on which.

Trapped Inn concludes on a “twist” which needs a whole IGN page to explain for us dummies. Something about aliens and technology or mass hallucinations or something.

Believe it or not, Rife can act, in the way that Ian Ziering did in Sharknado, but Trapped Inn isn’t billed as a farce. I’m going to recognize actor Rickey Eugene Brown as the stand-out in this film, he delivers some of the best lines.

Trapped Inn never quite builds the suspense it wants to, and you are constantly pulled out of the story when what’s supposed to be the French countryside, looks strangely like Topanga Canyon. There is also a newscaster who has obviously never seen an actual news anchor work, or taken a communications course in her life.

For this movie I would suggest having a reaction party. Get a group of friends together for a night of movie roasting and drink everytime Rife shows his abs, or someone says “bro.” Had they not taken themselves so seriously and let Rife do what he does best—comedy—Trapped Inn might have been liberated to do its own crowd work as a horror/comedy instead of leaving its lead to flop onstage.

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The Devil’s Candy 4K Box Set Review: The Best Heavy Metal Horror Film Gets Its Due

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There is a short list of horror films that use music the way The Devil’s Candy does. Not as atmosphere. Not as a needle drop to signal a mood. As a transmission. As something the characters receive and cannot control, the way other films use possession. Sean Byrne understood that heavy metal is not just loud. It is devotional. It is the sound of something bigger than you trying to get through. He built an entire film around that idea, and it is, still, the best heavy metal horror film ever made.

Second Sight Films has given it the release it has been owed since 2017. The Limited Edition 4K UHD/Blu-ray Box Set lands May 25, 2026, and it is worth every penny of whatever you are about to spend on it.

What This Film Actually Is

The setup is familiar enough. A family moves into a house with a bad history. The father starts to lose himself. Something is hunting the daughter. Byrne is not interested in pretending the architecture is original. What he is interested in is the specific texture of a family that actually loves each other, dropped into a situation that threatens to destroy that from the inside.

Ethan Embry plays Jesse, a struggling painter who loves two things with the same intensity, his family and heavy metal. Shiri Appleby as Astrid is not a horror wife, she is a full person, and the relationship between her and Jesse reads as genuinely lived-in in a way that horror rarely bothers with. When things start to go wrong, you feel the stakes because Byrne spent the first act making you care about what is going to be lost.

The horror creeps in the way it should. Slowly, then all at once.

Ethan Embry’s Eyes in 4K

Jesse’s descent into whatever is claiming him happens primarily through Embry’s face. His eyes do most of the work. There is a specific quality to what happens in them when Jesse stops being Jesse and starts being a vessel for something else, a fire that does not match the rest of the expression, a wrongness that the camera can only catch if the image has enough resolution to show you what is actually there.

The 4K UHD producer restoration with HDR and Dolby Vision has enough resolution. It shows you what is actually there.

I have seen this film on every format it has lived on up to now. The jump from standard Blu-ray to this transfer is not subtle. The paintings Jesse produces under the influence have a depth and color saturation that makes them feel like they are vibrating off the screen. The Texas exteriors breathe differently. And Embry’s eyes, those scorching, burning, wrong eyes in the sequences where Jesse is fully under, are rendered with a clarity that makes the film genuinely more frightening than it was before. You are not watching someone act possessed. You are watching something that should not be behind those eyes looking directly at you.

Buy the 4K for the transfer. Stay for everything else.

Pruitt Taylor Vince Is Doing Something No One Else Can Do

He plays the hulking, unbalanced son of the house’s previous owners, the man who comes back for Zooey because something has told him to. On paper Ray is the monster. The threat you can point at. The body that shows up at the door. What Vince does with that is not what you expect and it is not what the script alone accounts for.

Ray is sweet. Genuinely, achingly sweet. He does not want to hurt anyone. The man is not cruel. He is broken in the specific way of someone who has never been given the tools to survive what is inside him, someone who loves something deeply wrong with the same uncomplicated openness a child loves a dog. Vince carries both things at exactly the same time, the sweetness and the devastation of it, the warmth and the bottomless wrongness underneath. He is not performing a character who is dangerous. He is performing a character who is tragic, and the danger is a consequence of the tragedy.

No one else can do this. I have watched enough of his work to say that with confidence. There is something about the way Vince occupies a role like this, something that lives in the physicality of his stillness and the particular quality of his attention, that makes Ray impossible to look away from and impossible to feel entirely safe around, even in the scenes where he is being gentle. That combination is rare. It is probably not teachable. It is certainly not replicable.

What Is in the Box and Why the Book Matters

Second Sight has loaded this release correctly.

The interview series is genuinely substantive. Those Fragile Things with Embry, Into the Fire with Byrne, Devil in the Details with director of photography Simon Chapman, The Cutting Room with editor Andy Canny, and A Big Step Forward with production designer Tom Hammock give you the full picture of how a film this precise gets made on the resources it had.

The 120-page book is the thing that justifies the Limited Edition price tag on its own. Essays from Anton Bitel, Reyna Cervantes, Becca Johnson, Joe Lipsett, Mary Beth McAndrews, and Zoe Rose Smith covering a single film this rigorously is a commitment to taking it seriously as a work of art. That is what Second Sight does. That is what this film deserves.

The rigid slipcase with new artwork by Huan Do and six collector’s art cards round out the physical package. It is built to sit on a shelf and announce itself. It earns that.

The Limited Edition 4K UHD/Blu-ray Box Set arrives May 25 from Second Sight Films. Standard editions in 4K UHD and Blu-ray are also available on the same date. Pre-order the Limited Edition here, the standard Blu-ray here, and the standard 4K UHD here.

This is the best heavy metal horror film ever made. It is the only release of this film that gives the image what it needs to show you everything it has. Buy it.

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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Blu-ray Review: Buy It for Samara Weaving

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The original Ready or Not ended exactly the way it needed to. Grace standing in the smoking wreckage, covered in blood, finally free, and then the credits roll before you can breathe. It is one of the cleanest endings in modern horror comedy. I have recommended that film to everyone I know who will sit still long enough to watch it, and I will keep doing that until I run out of people.

That ending is also the reason every sequel to a film like that walks into a wall before it even starts. You cannot top it. You can only try to justify the next chapter. The question with Ready or Not 2: Here I Come is not whether it is as good as the first film. It is not. The question is whether it earns its own place in the room.

The Game Gets Bigger. Messier. Longer.

Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett pick up exactly where they left off. Grace is still reeling. She is also, almost immediately, back in a game she never asked to play. This time with her estranged sister Kathryn Newton at her side and four rival families hunting them both for the High Seat of the Council. The stakes are bigger, the mythology is expanded, and the body count climbs accordingly.

What the duo does well, they have always done well. They understand that the engine of this kind of film is tension, and that tension and comedy run on the same fuel. Bettinelli-Olpin has said that the goal was always for the audience to not know where a scene is going, whether it is about to be emotional, scary, funny, or all three at once. That instinct is alive and working in the best stretches of this film. There are sequences here that are genuinely, painfully funny in the way the first film was funny, dark and mean.

The problem is the size of it. This film is roughly twenty minutes longer than it needs to be and the extra weight shows in the second half. The first Ready or Not worked in part because it was tight. One house. One night, one terrible house rule. Here I Come stretches the mythology outward and some of it holds and some of it does not. By the time the finale arrives, a few of the threads the film introduced have been quietly abandoned. This is a film that wanted to say more than it had time to finish saying.

It is still fun. I want to be clear about that. It is loud and bloody, and it commits to its own absurdity with the confidence of a film that knows what it is. That counts for something. I just wanted a little more of what the first one was.

You Cast Sarah Michelle Gellar. You Use Her.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is in this movie. She plays Ursula Danforth, a member of the rival coalition hunting Grace down. It is a role with real potential, the right kind of villain for a film like this, the kind that should crackle with energy every time she is on screen.

It does not crackle. This is not Gellar’s fault. She does what the script gives her, and she does it with commitment, but what the script gives her is not enough. You do not cast Sarah Michelle Gellar in a horror comedy and then leave her at the edges of it. Her whole career has been about anchoring exactly this kind of material.

Buffy exists because of what she does with a role like this. The fact that Here I Come does not fully deploy that resource is probably the most frustrating thing about the film. Someone in a future project is going to cast her correctly and the rest of us are going to feel it.

Samara Weaving Is Holding This Together

There is one non-negotiable reason to watch this film and her name is Samara Weaving.

She is carrying this movie. Not in the way that lead actors carry a film by anchoring the narrative, she is doing that too, but in the specific way of a performer who refuses to let the material drop below the level her commitment sets. Every scene she is in has a floor. Nothing sags when she is present because she will not let it. Watch how the other actors respond to her in the scenes they share. They step up. She does that to a room.

Her scream in this film is the best single moment in either movie. I will not tell you where it lands or what triggers it. You will know it when you hear it. It does not sound like acting. There is something genuinely dark buried inside of Samara Weaving that the camera catches when she is not thinking about it, something that lives right at the surface of Grace and occasionally breaks through completely. She is the best final girl of this generation and I do not believe that is a close call. Not Jennifer, not Sydney, not any of them. Weaving.

Whatever is living underneath that performance, she keeps it just barely in check. God help the franchise that finally lets it out completely.

Two Audio Commentaries and Why That Matters

Most disc releases give you one commentary track if you are lucky, and it is usually the director talking over their own film for an hour and a half in a way that confirms they made all the choices they made. Here I Come gives you two, and they are genuinely different products.

The first pairs Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett with Weaving and Newton, the talent track, the one that gives you the room energy of the production. The second is the craft track: directors, writers Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy, producers James Vanderbilt and Tripp Vinson, and editor Jay Prychidny sitting down to walk through how the film was actually built. Those are two different experiences and both of them are worth your time.

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come is now on digital via Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Fandango at Home. Blu-ray and DVD arrive on June 16 from Searchlight Pictures. It is a bigger, messier, slightly overstuffed version of the first film, and it is still fun, and Samara Weaving is still the best in the business at this. The bonuses make this one worth owning. Buy it for her. Stay for the extras.

About the Release

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come is directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (Radio Silence) and written by Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy. The film stars Samara Weaving, Kathryn Newton, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Shawn Hatosy, Nestor Carbonell, David Cronenberg, and Elijah Wood. Distributed by Searchlight Pictures. Verified Hot on Rotten Tomatoes with a 90% Popcornmeter score.

The Game Goes On: The Making of Ready or Not 2 (4-part featurette) — Part 1: Written in Blood / Part 2: Casting the Chaos / Part 3: Designed for Destruction / Part 4: Blood, Guts, and Practical Mayhem. Rules of the Game. Gag Reel. Audio Commentary by the directors with Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton. Audio Commentary by the directors with writers Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy, producers James Vanderbilt and Tripp Vinson, and editor Jay Prychidny.

Available now on digital. Blu-ray and DVD June 16 from Searchlight Pictures.

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Self Driver Runs Out of Road

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Every few years someone makes a movie where a desperate person takes the money and watches his conscience become negotiable. I am always there for it. Cheap Thrills. Would You Rather. The whole subgenre of moral erosion for cash that does not have a name but absolutely should. Self Driver walks directly into that territory and for the first half of its runtime, it delivers.

Nathanael Chadwick plays D, a cab driver trying to keep his head above water, who gets recruited onto a mysterious new rideshare app that promises fast money and asks for increasingly terrible things in return.

Writer-director Michael Pierro shot this on cellphones with a skeleton crew. That constraint should work against the film. For the first act, it does not. Chadwick earns your sympathy without doing anything obvious to ask for it, and Pierro keeps things tense enough that the premise does exactly what it is supposed to do.

Then the psychedelic angle shows up.

Self Driver

I want to be fair about this. I understand the intention. But it lands the way a plot fix lands. You feel the seam. By the halfway point the script has accumulated a lot of threads, and the psychedelic detour is where those threads stop being pulled. They do not resolve. They just stop mattering.

That is the consistent frustration with Self Driver. It is not short on ideas. It is short on follow-through. Almost every interesting thing Pierro introduces gets picked up, examined, and set back down before it earns its place in the film. The bones of something genuinely great are visible throughout. The second half just never shows up to finish the job.

Chadwick won Best Actor at Grimmfest for this role, and it is not hard to understand why. He is doing real work here. He makes D worth following even when the film is not fully following through on its own premise. That is harder than it looks.

Self Driver is out now on UK digital via GrimmVision. At 2.5 out of 5, it is worth your time if you have patience for low-budget genre work and can make peace with a film that is better than it finishes. Pierro has instincts. Watch for his next one.

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