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‘Scream 2’ and ‘Psycho’ Make Rob Zombie’s Worst Horror Films List

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Every single day I wake up, I think back to a piece that Revolver did on Rob Zombie a while back. The piece was Rob Zombie’s 5 worst rated horror films. While the list begins in a fairly understandable direction, it goes off the rails towards its ending. Namely, Zombie puts both Scream 2 and I Know What You Did Last Summer on this list.

While, I’m certain that list has changed over the years, it still shocks me to the core on the daily that Scream 2 would fit into anyone’s worst anything criteria. But here we are.

Zombie’s list begins easy enough with the horrid, Dracula 2000. This thing was a fucking disaster. It was a disaster, I showed up at the theater for at a midnight showing. It was memorable for being so forgettable… if that makes sense. Next up, Zombie chalked up The Mummy Returns on the list. While not as big and fun as the first Brendan Frasier big supernatural adventure film, it didn’t really add up to anything substantial. It’s an understandable add to the list.

Right in the middle of the list Zombie places Psycho on the list. But before you lose your mind over Zombie taking down one of Hitchcock’s best pictures of all time, understand that he is talking about the Gus Van Sant remake. The abysmal piece of shit that starred Anne Heche and Vince Vaughn together in a shot for shot color remake of one of horror’s best pictures, ever. It was a wreck for so, so, so many reasons. If you haven’t watched it yet… watch the original twice in 4K instead, you will be a better person for it.

Rounding out the list, is where I lose my mind. Zombie places both Scream 2 and I Know What You Did Last Summer on the list. Firstly, Wes Craven’s Scream 2 is the best of the Scream franchise. The intro alone, in which Jada Pinkett Smith attends and is murdered at the premiere of Stab is one of the best moments in the entirty of the Scream franchise. Zombie is straight up wrong. It makes me wonder why he chose that out of all films in existence? Now, before we lose our shit on Zombie… he did mention to Revolver, “When I saw Scream 2 on TV, I just hated it. Though it could have been Scream 3, I can’t remember which one it was, and that’s never a good sign. So I just decided it was Scream 2.” So maybe he was thinking of Scream 3. But still… “the worst”? I’m not sure and why be so willy nilly hateful about a Wes Craven film?

Zombie also drops some shade on I Know What You Did Last Summer. I don’t understand the hate on this one at all. Sure, it’s full of horrible asshole characters but that’s what the fisherman’s hook is for. Zombie called the slasher, the Morton’s fisherman, which is pretty hilarious. While not the best film ever, it was fun and it should be far from a “worst” of anything list.

What do you guys think about Zombie’s list? I know its an older article but, I’m not joking when I say that it stuck with me. I think about it every single time I think about Rob Zombie.

What would be on your worst horror list? Do you agree with any of Zombie’s? Let us know in the comments section.

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The Original ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Had an Interesting Location

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Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s sequels to hit movies weren’t as linear as they are today. It was more like “let’s re-do the situation but in a different location.” Remember Speed 2, or National Lampoon’s European Vacation? Even Aliens, as good as it is, follows a lot of the plot points of the original; people stuck on a ship, an android, a little girl in peril instead of a cat. So it makes sense that one of the most popular supernatural comedies of all time, Beetlejuice would follow the same pattern.

In 1991 Tim Burton was interested in doing a sequel to his 1988 original, it was called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian:

“The Deetz family moves to Hawaii to develop a resort. Construction begins, and it’s quickly discovered that the hotel will be sitting on top of an ancient burial ground. Beetlejuice comes in to save the day.”

Burton liked the script but wanted some re-writes so he asked then-hot screenwriter Daniel Waters who had just got done contributing to Heathers. He passed on the opportunity so producer David Geffen offered it to Troop Beverly Hills scribe Pamela Norris to no avail.

Eventually, Warner Bros. asked Kevin Smith to punch up Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, he scoffed at the idea, saying, “Didn’t we say all we needed to say in the first Beetlejuice? Must we go tropical?”

Nine years later the sequel was killed. The studio said Winona Ryder was now too old for the part and an entire re-cast needed to happen. But Burton never gave up, there were a lot of directions he wanted to take his characters, including a Disney crossover.

“We talked about lots of different things,” the director said in Entertainment Weekly. “That was early on when we were going, Beetlejuice and the Haunted MansionBeetlejuice Goes West, whatever. Lots of things came up.”

Fast-forward to 2011 when another script was pitched for a sequel. This time the writer of Burton’s Dark Shadows,  Seth Grahame-Smith was hired and he wanted to make sure the story wasn’t a cash-grabbing remake or reboot. Four years later, in 2015, a script was approved with both Ryder and Keaton saying they would return to their respective roles. In 2017 that script was revamped and then eventually shelved in 2019.

During the time the sequel script was being tossed around in Hollywood, in 2016 an artist named Alex Murillo posted what looked like one-sheets for a Beetlejuice sequel. Although they were fabricated and had no affiliation with Warner Bros. people thought they were real.

Perhaps the virality of the artwork sparked interest in a Beetlejuice sequel once again, and finally, it was confirmed in 2022 Beetlejuice 2 had a green light from a script written by Wednesday writers  Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The star of that series Jenna Ortega signed on to the new movie with filming starting in 2023. It was also confirmed that Danny Elfman would return to do the score.

Burton and Keaton agreed that the new film titled Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice wouldn’t rely on CGI or other other forms of technology. They wanted the film to feel “handmade.” The film wrapped in November 2023.

It’s been over three decades to come up with a sequel to Beetlejuice. Hopefully, since they said aloha to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian there has been enough time and creativity to ensure Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will not only honor the characters, but fans of the original.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will open theatrically on September 6.

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New ‘The Watchers’ Trailer Adds More to the Mystery

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Although the trailer is almost double its original, there is still nothing we can glean from The Watchers other than a harbinger parrot who loves to say, “Try not to die.” But what do you expect this is a Shyamalan project, Ishana Night Shyamalan to be exact.

She is the daughter of twist-ending prince director M. Night Shyamalan who also has a movie coming out this year. And just like her father, Ishana is keeping everything mysterious in her movie trailer.

“You can’t see them, but they see everything,” is the tagline for this movie.

They tell us in the synopsis: “The film follows Mina, a 28-year-old artist, who gets stranded in an expansive, untouched forest in western Ireland. When Mina finds shelter, she unknowingly becomes trapped alongside three strangers who are watched and stalked by mysterious creatures each night.”

The Watchers opens theatrically on June 7.

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‘Founders Day’ Finally Getting a Digital Release

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For those who were wondering when Founders Day was going to make it to digital, your prayers have been answered: May 7.

Ever since the pandemic, movies have quickly been made available on digital weeks after their theatrical release. For instance, Dune 2 hit the cinema on March 1 and hit home viewing on April 16.

So what happened to Founders Day? It was a January baby but hasn’t been available to rent on digital until now. Not to worry, JoBlo via Coming Soon reports that the elusive slasher is heading to your digital rental queue early next month.

“A small town is shaken by a series of ominous killings in the days leading up to a heated mayoral election.”

Although the film isn’t considered a critical success, it still has some nice kills and surprises. The film was shot in New Milford , Connecticut back in 2022 and falls under the Dark Sky Films horror banner.

It stars Naomi Grace , Devin Druid , William Russ , Amy Hargreaves , Catherine Curtin , Emilia McCarthy and Olivia Nikkanen

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