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Saturday the 14th is the New Friday the 13th

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Friday the 13th is a beloved franchise and a day that is loved by many and hated by the rest. Whether you fill your day with Jason Voorhees, a litany of other horror movies or just avoid leaving the house altogether, after it’s over, then that’s just all there is. Well, I’m here to tell you there’s more, boy and girls. I want to introduce you Saturday the 14th.

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Saturday the 14th is a little known gem that came out in 1981. As I was spooky even as a youngster, this was one of my favorite movies growing up.

The story follows a very vanilla couple, John (Richard Benjamin) and Mary (Paula Prentiss). As bland and suburban as they come, they inherit a house from John’s recently passed uncle.

Thinking it would be a good change to move to the house, John and Mary pack up their two kids, Debbie (Kari Michaelson) and Billy (Kevin Brando). When they get to the house, it turns out that it isn’t what they expect. While it’s old and decrepit, ever optimistic John and Mary are convinced this is their new home.

Not long into moving in, the kids (because the parents are oblivious) notice that something is off. The TV only plays Twilight Zone episodes, it always seems to be storming outside, and there are bats in the belfry.

Watching the family as they move in are two ancient and grumpy vampires, Waldemar (Jeffrey Tambor) and Yolanda (Nancy Lee Andrews). They are hell bent on getting a book that they are convinced is in the house: a book they know can unleash an evil that can destroy all…The Book of Evil.

So, Billy finds it, of course, while he’s dicking around in the house library. Like the doofus he is, he opens it despite reading the inscription, “Whoever shall open this book releases into the world all the evil herein.” I mean, why not, right? As he turns the pages, the monsters inside materialize in the real world to bring havoc and…murder.

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Remember those bats I mentioned? Mary is attacked in the attic by said bats (or “owls” as she calls them) causing them to bring in an exterminator, Van Helsing (Severn Darden) because plot progression. All this comes to a head on Saturday the 14th, because if you thought Friday the 13th was bad, you had no idea.

I love this movie. Remember when Scary Movie came out and poked fun at a ton of horror movies and everyone loved it? This movie did it long before the Wayans did. Saturday the 14th is over the top, slapstick, and hilarious. With homages to The Birds, Creature from the Black Lagoon, and many more, watching Saturday the 14th is a great tradition you should start for the much forgotten day.

If you’re more of a Jason person, check out some of our amazing Friday the 13th articles like this or this.

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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