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The Christmas Horror Movie You Didn’t Know You Needed

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Krampus was a humongous hit last holiday season. As if you didn’t know that. Whether you loved it or thought it was lame, there is a very good chance you saw it and gave it a chance. Beyond Krampus, we were also given the treat of A Christmas Horror Storywhich was able to satisfy my bloodier Christmas cravings.

But this year, Christmas horror films seem to be in short supply. This is of no matter, as you can rewatch Krampus or Black Christmas on BluRay anytime you want – not to mention Gremlins. So while there aren’t many new options, there are plenty of reliable holiday favorites.

“I’m tired of those movies. I’ve seen them millions of times!”, you may say. Well, this is why I’m here. I’ve got just the solution for you. Two words: Rare Exports.

Rare Exports is a Finnish Christmas Horror/Fantasy hybrid about the real Santa Claus as he is unearthed during an archeological dig in the Korvatunturi mountains. I know, I can’t pronounce it either. Dumb Americans. Much like the villain in Krampus, this holiday icon is most certainly not here to bring any sort of Christmas cheer whatsoever. Everyone in proximity is on the naughty list.

Like A Christmas Horror Story, it’s a suitable alternative for those who thought Michael Dougherty’s film was too tame. It’s not all blood and guts, however; it’s a great middle ground between the two. If Krampus didn’t show enough, but CHS showed too much, Rare Exports is the sweet spot. And despite it being classified as a horror movie, there is enough charm in the film to have you walking away smiling.

But it may not have the same effect on you. There’s no guarantee that you won’t be hiding underneath your snowman blanket afterward.

Directed by Jalmari Helander, the film is flawless in pacing and aesthetic. While there comes a bit of CGI overload towards the end, that’s not really something I can fault the film on. It gives it a strange otherworldy quality, much like many other holiday films. It makes the horror seems almost … innocent. It’s original. Strange. Endearing.

No, it’s not exactly a brand new movie. However, it’s flown under the radar for quite a while. This may be due to the fact that it’s a foreign film with subtitles. Let’s face it; not everyone loves subtitles. But don’t let it kill this wonderful movie for you. In fact, there are a ton of amazing films that many people simply refuse to watch because it’s not in English – take Ip Man, starring Donny Yen, for example.

Rare Exports is a darkly comedic film that the whole family could even watch. Well, maybe that’s not true. I’m just trying to convince you to watch it. It’s probably not suitable for a younger audience. Still, skipping it this Christmas season would be nothing short of a travesty. In my home, it is sure to become a new holiday tradition, and I hope it becomes one in yours, too.

For those who have a Shudder account, it is now streaming. Watch the trailer below.

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A24 Creating New Action Thriller “Onslaught” From ‘The Guest’ & ‘You’re Next’ Duo

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It’s always nice to see a reunion in the world of horror. Following a competitive bidding war, A24 has secured the rights to the new action thriller film Onslaught. Adam Wingard (Godzilla vs. Kong) will be directing the film. He will be joined by his longtime creative partner Simon Barret (You’re Next) as the scriptwriter.

For those unaware, Wingard and Barret made a name for themselves while working together on films such as You’re Next and The Guest. The two creatives are card carrying horror royalty. The pair have worked on films such as V/H/S, Blair Witch, The ABC’s of Death, and A Horrible Way to Die.

An exclusive article of out Deadline gives us the limited information we have on the topic. Although we don’t have much to go on, Deadline does offer the following information.

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“Plot details are being kept under wraps but the film is in the vein of Wingard and Barrett’s cult classics like The Guest and You’re Next. Lyrical Media and A24 will co-finance. A24 will handle worldwide releasing. Principal photography will begin in Fall 2024.”

A24 will be producing the film alongside Aaron Ryder and Andrew Swett for Ryder Picture Company, Alexander Black for Lyrical Media, Wingard and Jeremy Platt for Breakaway Civilization, and Simon Barret.

That’s all the information we have at this time. Make sure to check back here for more news and updates.

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Director Louis Leterrier Creating New Sci-Fi Horror Film “11817”

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According to an article from Deadline, Louis Leterrier (The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance) is about to shake things up with his new Sci-Fi horror film 11817. Leterrier is set to produce and direct the new Movie. 11817 is penned by the glorious Mathew Robinson (The Invention of Lying).

Rocket Science will be taking the film to Cannes in search of a buyer. While we don’t know much about what the film looks like, Deadline offers the following plot synopsis.

“The film watches as inexplicable forces trap a family of four inside their house indefinitely. As both modern luxuries and life or death essentials begin to run out, the family must learn how to be resourceful to survive and outsmart who — or what — is keeping them trapped…”

“Directing projects where the audience gets behind the characters has always been my focus. However complex, flawed, heroic, we identify with them as we live through their journey,” said Leterrier. “It’s what excites me about 11817‘s wholly original concept and the family at the heart of our story. This is an experience that movie audiences won’t forget.”

Leterrier has made a name for himself in the past for working on beloved franchises. His portfolio includes gems such as Now You See Me, The Incredible Hulk, Clash of The Titans, and The Transporter. He is currently attached to create the final Fast and the Furious film. However, it will be interesting to see what Leterrier can do working with some darker subject material.

That’s all the information we have for you at this time. As always, make sure to check back here for more news and updates.

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New to Netflix (U.S.) This Month [May 2024]

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Another month means fresh additions to Netflix. Although there aren’t many new horror titles this month, there are still some notable movies well worth your time. For instance, you can watch Karen Black try to land a 747 jet in Airport 1979, or Casper Van Dien kill giant insects in Paul Verhoeven’s bloody sci-fi opus Starship Troopers.

We are looking forward to the Jennifer Lopez sci-fi action movie Atlas. But let us know what you are going to watch. And if we have missed something, put it in the comments.

May 1:

Airport

A blizzard, a bomb, and a stowaway help create the perfect storm for the manager of a Midwestern airport and a pilot with a messy personal life.

Airport ’75

Airport ’75

When a Boeing 747 loses its pilots in a midair collision, a member of the cabin crew must take control with radio help from a flight instructor.

Airport ’77

A luxury 747 packed with VIPs and priceless art goes down in the Bermuda Triangle after being hijacked by thieves — and time for a rescue is running out.

Jumanji

Two siblings discover an enchanted board game that opens a door to a magical world — and unwittingly release a man who’s been trapped inside for years.

Hellboy

Hellboy

A half-demon paranormal investigator questions his defense of humans when a dismembered sorceress rejoins the living to wreak brutal vengeance.

Starship Troopers

When fire-spitting, brain-sucking bugs attack Earth and obliterate Buenos Aires, an infantry unit heads to the aliens’ planet for a showdown.

May 9

Bodkin

Bodkin

A ragtag crew of podcasters sets out to investigate mysterious disappearances from decades earlier in a charming Irish town with dark, dreadful secrets.

May 15

The Clovehitch Killer

The Clovehitch Killer

A teenager’s picture-perfect family is torn apart when he uncovers unnerving evidence of a serial killer close to home.

May 16

Upgrade

After a violent mugging leaves him paralyzed, a man receives a computer chip implant that allows him to control his body — and get his revenge.

Monster

Monster

After being abducted and taken to a desolate house, a girl sets out to rescue her friend and escape from their malicious kidnapper.

May 24

Atlas

Atlas

A brilliant counterterrorism analyst with a deep distrust of AI discovers it might be her only hope when a mission to capture a renegade robot goes awry.

Jurassic World: Chaos Theory

The Camp Cretaceous gang come together to unravel a mystery when they discover a global conspiracy that brings danger to dinosaurs — and to themselves.

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