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Jason: Who Played Voorhees Best?

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Nine men have played everyone’s favorite momma’s boy since 1980, and though we have love for them all, who stood out as the cream of the Voorhees crop?

I’m going to break it down scientifically, Jason-by-Jason to determine who stands out as the definitive Camp Crystal Lake killer.

Ari Lehman — Friday the 13th

The Friday saga began with flashbacks to little Jason’s untimely demise, and the shitstorm it set off with Mommy Dearest (respect), but Lehman’s contribution to the legend is a topic which certainly seems to anger up the blood of Friday fans. True, Lehman never wielded a machete, but he did sit in Tom Savini’s effects chair, got in the water and pulled Adrienne King under and has since made the convention circuit his domain and pays musical homage to the iconic character he helped put on the map as the first Jason.

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Warrington Gillette — Friday the 13th Part 2

You have to dig Gillette’s take on Voorhees. His was the first Jason-as-killer, and he played it to not-so-sure-of-himself perfection. This Jason was new to the game and a bit awkward in his search for rhythm. Gillette’s battle with Paul and Ginny revealed some yet-to-be-honed battle tactics that left him a bit worse for wear, but he was down not out. Far from it. He had heart. The heart of a hitman. He did avenge Mother, after all. And was an equal opportunity slasher.

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Richard Brooker — Friday the 13th 3D

Alright, dude was still human and the chase scenes got it done. They were unsettling. Why? I’m the kind of cat who puts myself in the shoes of the characters for effect, and that was one dude I didn’t want on my tail (not that my tail is as nice as Dana Kimmell’s). However, Brooker’s Jason was a bit more comfortable with his becoming. It wasn’t old hat quite yet but he’d done some hacking and breathed easier in that particular skin. There was something of a calm in how Brooker went about his 3D business, and, of course, he taunted the living hell out of Kimmell’s Chris by lifting his mask just long enough for her to know he wasn’t done with her by a damn sight.

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Ted White — The Final Chapter

The fourth Friday installment featured the last Jason to run before Derek Mears declared “It’s alright, I’m takin’ it back.” White took his time with kills, which in an odd way, were almost intimate as though this Voorhees savored every final breath of his victims. White’s version put a cork(screw) in Crispin Glover’s audition for the Solid Gold dancers and must have been like a pig in slop hearing Erich Anderson’s Rob bellow “He’s killing me!”

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Tom Morga — A New Beginning

Standing in for Roy, Morga put ’em down at a healthy clip, dispensed with one victim using a kinda-sorta ode to Kevin Bacon, scored major points for the tourniquet and even got Tommy Jarvis to at least think about it. Not a fantastic Jason, but as Adam Sandler would say, “Not too shabby.”

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C.J. Graham — Jason Lives

Graham was a man on a mission and employed the incensed speedwalking to prove it. Disgruntled though he was, Graham was a bit on the stiff side, dare I say jerky with some of his movements, which certainly had what we’ve come to know as the “zombie Jason” feel to them. Granted, by this time in the series, we all understood quite well that Jason was no longer human, but if you dig Graham’s Voorhees above all others, you’re hardly a farthead, it just wasn’t for me.

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Kane HodderA New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Goes to Hell, Jason X

The only man to portray the Camp Crystal Lake marauder more than once, Hodder certainly made an impression early. From that first, slow jaunt out of the lake (which revealed part of Jason’s spine through a tattered jacket) to hulking about Manhattan to an appearance on the Arsenio Hall Show to the intensity of a man who just couldn’t wait to get to work, Hodder was spot on as Voorhees in The New Blood through Jason X. Now, before anyone goes all “Hodder was a ‘zombie Jason,’ too!” let me point out that Hodder possessed something akin to John Carpenter’s description of Nick Castle’s Shape in the original Halloween — grace and fluidity of movement. Not nearly as rigid. Mindless killer, yes, but not mechanical.

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Ken Kirzinger — Freddy vs Jason

Kirzinger’s goalie was pissed, yes but it just wasn’t my bucket of blood. Highly entertaining, don’t get me wrong, but Kirzinger’s Jason was almost oafish and we all know the star of that particular show was Mr. Krueger and his delightfully venomous one-liners.

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Derek MearsFriday the 13th (2009)

Mears looked into the psychology of children who’d lost a parent at a young age and survivalist skills to mold his masked madman, and damned if he didn’t nail it. Mears’ Jason has been accused of being too bright, but in my estimation Mears’ performance was simply savvy. Everything his Jason did had a purpose and made sense. Mears had a nice little don’t fuck with me, I won’t fuck with you vibe goin’, but when that was violated, he did what he had to do. To survive. Mears’ Voorhees moved with direction and quiet yet efficient rage.

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All that said, my criteria were simple:

AUTHENTICY: Did I buy the performance as Jason?

LASTING EFFECT: Was said performance memorable?

UNIQUENESS: Was the portrayal singularly theirs?

Earning a medal machete for third…

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Brooker: We already touched on how Brooker took what Gillette had done and expanded upon it by seeming more at ease with stalking and killing, but Brooker brought a cool intensity to his Jason that was effectively frightening and exhibited almost Hans Landa-level pleasure out of playfully fucking with taunting Chris. For this, Brooker kept his eye on the prize and places third.

Ain’t nothin’ wrong with silver…

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Mears: Remakes often get a bad rap, and just as frequently aren’t given much of a chance out of the gate. Derek Mears certainly experienced the gauntlet of old school Friday fans who were appalled at a running Jason, but for my money Mears was the most unique Jason we’ve seen in a long time and certainly believable as a terrifying killer not to be trifled with.

And the golden machete goes to…

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Hodder: Kane may not have been in some of the more, as much as I hate to say it, popular versions of the Friday franchise, but declaring him a “zombie Jason” is exaggerated, in my estimation. Hodder was determined and angry much like Mears, but it was Hodder’s intense, heavy breathing that set him apart. One look at Hodder’s Jason and you knew your ass was had. To call Hodder’s Jason driven would be the definition of understatement. The man was jacked and simply could not wait to unleash hell.

Agree? Disagree? Make your case in the comments section below.

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Panic Fest 2024 Review: ‘The Ceremony Is About To Begin’

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People will look for answers and belonging in the darkest places and the darkest people. The Osiris Collective is a commune predicated upon ancient Egyptian theology and was run by the mysterious Father Osiris. The group boasted dozens of members, each forgoing their old lives for one held in the Egyptian themed land owned by Osiris in Northern California. But the good times take a turn for the worst when in 2018, an upstart member of the collective named Anubis (Chad Westbrook Hinds) reports Osiris disappearing while mountain climbing and declaring himself the new leader. A schism ensued with many members leaving the cult under Anubis’ unhinged leadership. A documentary is being made by a young man named Keith (John Laird) whose fixation with The Osiris Collective stems from his girlfriend Maddy leaving him for the group several years ago. When Keith gets invited to document the commune by Anubis himself, he decides to investigate, only to get wrapped up in horrors he couldn’t even imagine…

The Ceremony Is About To Begin is the latest genre twisting horror film from Red Snow‘s Sean Nichols Lynch. This time tackling cultist horror along with a mockumentary style and the Egyptian mythology theme for the cherry on top. I was a big fan of Red Snow‘s subversiveness of the vampire romance sub-genre and was excited to see what this take would bring. While the movie has some interesting ideas and a decent tension between the meek Keith and the erratic Anubis, it just doesn’t exactly thread everything together in a succinct fashion.

The story begins with a true crime documentary style interviewing former members of The Osiris Collective and sets-up what led the cult to where it is now. This aspect of the storyline, especially Keith’s own personal interest in the cult, made it an interesting plotline. But aside from some clips later on, it doesn’t play as much a factor. The focus is largely on the dynamic between Anubis and Keith, which is toxic to put it lightly. Interestingly, Chad Westbrook Hinds and John Lairds are both credited as writers on The Ceremony Is About To Begin and definitely feel like they’re putting their all into these characters. Anubis is the very definition of a cult leader. Charismatic, philosophical, whimsical, and threateningly dangerous at the drop of a hat.

Yet strangely, the commune is deserted of all cult members. Creating a ghost town that only amps up the danger as Keith documents Anubis’ alleged utopia. A lot of the back and forth between them drags at times as they struggle for control and Anubis keeps continuing to convince Keith to stick around despite the threatening situation. This does lead to a pretty fun and bloody finale that fully leans into mummy horror.

Overall, despite meandering and having a bit of a slow pace, The ceremony Is About To Begin is a fairly entertaining cult, found footage, and mummy horror hybrid. If you want mummies, it delivers on mummies!

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“Mickey Vs. Winnie”: Iconic Childhood Characters Collide in A Terrifying Versus Slasher

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iHorror is diving deep into film production with a chilling new project that’s sure to redefine your childhood memories. We’re thrilled to introduce ‘Mickey vs. Winnie,’ a groundbreaking horror slasher directed by Glenn Douglas Packard. This isn’t just any horror slasher; it’s a visceral showdown between twisted versions of childhood favorites Mickey Mouse and Winnie-the-Pooh. ‘Mickey vs. Winnie’ brings together the now-public-domain characters from A. A. Milne’s ‘Winnie-the-Pooh’ books and Mickey Mouse from the 1920s ‘Steamboat Willie’ cartoon in a VS battle like never before seen.

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Set in the 1920s, the plot kicks off with a disturbing narrative about two convicts who escape into a cursed forest, only to be swallowed by its dark essence. Fast forward a hundred years, and the story picks up with a group of thrill-seeking friends whose nature getaway goes horribly wrong. They accidentally venture into the same cursed woods, finding themselves face-to-face with the now monstrous versions of Mickey and Winnie. What follows is a night filled with terror, as these beloved characters mutate into horrifying adversaries, unleashing a frenzy of violence and bloodshed.

Glenn Douglas Packard, an Emmy-nominated choreographer turned filmmaker known for his work on “Pitchfork,” brings a unique creative vision to this film. Packard describes “Mickey vs. Winnie” as a tribute to horror fans’ love for iconic crossovers, which often remain just a fantasy due to licensing restrictions. “Our film celebrates the thrill of combining legendary characters in unexpected ways, serving up a nightmarish yet exhilarating cinematic experience,” says Packard.

Produced by Packard and his creative partner Rachel Carter under the Untouchables Entertainment banner, and our very own Anthony Pernicka, founder of iHorror, “Mickey vs. Winnie” promises to deliver an entirely new take on these iconic figures. “Forget what you know about Mickey and Winnie,” Pernicka enthuses. “Our film portrays these characters not as mere masked figures but as transformed, live-action horrors that merge innocence with malevolence. The intense scenes crafted for this movie will change how you see these characters forever.”

Currently underway in Michigan, the production of “Mickey vs. Winnie” is a testament to pushing boundaries, which horror loves to do. As iHorror ventures into producing our own films, we’re excited to share this thrilling, terrifying journey with you, our loyal audience. Stay tuned for more updates as we continue to transform the familiar into the frightful in ways you’ve never imagined.

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Mike Flanagan Comes Aboard To Assist in Completion of ‘Shelby Oaks’

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If you have been following Chris Stuckmann on YouTube you are aware of the struggles he has had getting his horror movie Shelby Oaks finished. But there’s good news about the project today. Director Mike Flanagan (Ouija: Origin Of Evil, Doctor Sleep and The Haunting) is backing the film as a co-executive producer which might bring it much closer to being released. Flanagan is a part of the collective Intrepid Pictures which also includes Trevor Macy and Melinda Nishioka.

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Shelby Oaks

Stuckmann is a YouTube movie critic who’s been on the platform for over a decade. He came under some scrutiny for announcing on his channel two years ago that he would no longer be reviewing films negatively. However contrary to that statement, he did a non-review essay of the panned Madame Web recently saying, that studios strong-arm directors to make films just for the sake of keeping failing franchises alive. It seemed like a critique disguised as a discussion video.

But Stuckmann has his own movie to worry about. In one of Kickstarter’s most successful campaigns, he managed to raise over $1 million for his debut feature film Shelby Oaks which now sits in post-production. 

Hopefully, with Flanagan and Intrepid’s help, the road to Shelby Oak’s completion is reaching its end. 

“It’s been inspiring to watch Chris working toward his dreams over the past few years, and the tenacity and DIY spirit he displayed while bringing Shelby Oaks to life reminded me so much of my own journey over a decade ago,” Flanagan told Deadline. “It’s been an honor to walk a few steps with him on his path, and to offer support for Chris’ vision for his ambitious, unique movie. I can’t wait to see where he goes from here.”

Stuckmann says Intrepid Pictures has inspired him for years and, “it’s a dream come true to work with Mike and Trevor on my first feature.”

Producer Aaron B. Koontz of Paper Street Pictures has been working with Stuckmann since the beginning is also excited about the collaboration.

“For a film that had such a hard time getting going, it’s remarkable the doors that then opened to us,” said Koontz. “The success of our Kickstarter followed by the on-going leadership and guidance from Mike, Trevor, and Melinda is beyond anything I could have hoped for.”

Deadline describes the plot of Shelby Oaks as follows:

“A combination of documentary, found footage, and traditional film footage styles, Shelby Oaks centers on Mia’s (Camille Sullivan) frantic search for her sister, Riley, (Sarah Durn) who ominously disappeared in the last tape of her “Paranormal Paranoids” investigative series. As Mia’s obsession grows, she begins to suspect that the imaginary demon from Riley’s childhood may have been real.”

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