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10 Best One Liners From Freddy Krueger!

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Oh Freddy. What a delightful character you are endlessly providing us with fantastic one liners and gorgeous gifs as the one above. Krueger has always bellowed out at least one and frequently multiple memorable quotes and hilarious one liners from each of the Nightmare movies; All to the joy of my ears and had my parents washing out my mouth with soap pretty often. I credit Mr. Englund for my filthy fucken mouth that gives me my own way with words. In many instances with some of you iHorror readers, it has given us a sick and twisted F- bomb bond that we connect with. You know who you fuckers are. I salute all of you and our extended vocabulary of the English language.

Fellow iHorror writer and buddy Lando BC  made a lovely list last week exemplifying Bruce Campbell‘s stunning quotes from The Army Of Darkness film, which you can read here. Along with all these factors, and the recent media hype over the newly announced Nightmare reboot, I figured let’s take a moment to appreciate Fred’s charismatic way of words with the 10 best one liners from the horror icon we all know and love. So, working my way backwards from Freddy Vs. Jason all the way to the 1984 original,  let’s look at some of Krueger’s greatest vocal achievements.

10. Welcome to my world, Bitch!

Freddy Vs. Jason

Even tho Lori gave this phrase a lot more oomph later in the film, it’s become a classic line in the series. Quite frankly, anytime Krueger implements the word bitch, is always a winner with me.

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9. Now I’m playing with power!

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

This whole segment had me cracking up when I first saw this as a child. As a matter of fact, the entire 3 minutes could be a list on its own. Being an 80’s Nintendo AND horror fanatic, this brought me such joy especially when he broke out the power glove. Sure, the glove sucks ( you products of the 80’s know EXACTLY what I mean) but it was glorious nonetheless.

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8. Kung Fu this Bitch!

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Do I really need an explanation for this?

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7. Wanna suck face?

Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

THIS. This is just hilarious. Well maybe not to everyone, but I’ve been told my sense of humor is pretty twisted.

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6. How’s this for a wet dream?!

Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

We all knew when Joey would finally meet his demise, it would be at the helm of his weakness. Women. At least the guy got one last boner.

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5. Welcome to primetime Bitch!

Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors

You knew it was coming! Possibly one of the most iconic lines from the series, remains an absolute classic with me.

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4. You are all my children now!

Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Nightmare 2 gets a bad rap, but the pool scene is probably one of my favorites from the franchise. Filled with absolute rage and showing Fred’s truly monstrous personality, that line will send a few chills down your spine.

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3. I’m your boyfriend now Nancy!

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

I’m certain Freddy’s message to Nancy that Glenn fell victim to a nightmare rang loud and clear. Oh and just for shits, It is now 12 midnight and this station Kr Gr leaving the air.

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2. No running in the hallway!

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

Screw your pass! This sequence is personally my all time favorite in the series. The cinematography and chilling background music add to the horrors that Nancy is about to come face to face with. Beautifully shot.

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1. This is God.

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

It certainly isn’t the catchiest of the bunch, but it certainly has left its mark as being one of Freddy’s most iconic lines. He definitely wanted to make it clear that Tina was basically fucked. Bravo sir.

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There you have it my beautiful iHorror readers, my personal opinion is now on record. Keep your eyes peeled as we continue this series of classic horror one liners with some of our favorite icons in the genre. What are some of YOUR favorite Freddy quotes, and which horror icon should we target next in these sister articles?

Don’t be dead on your feet and comment below!

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Watch ‘The Burning’ At The Location Where It Was Filmed

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Fangoria is reporting that fans of the 1981 slasher The Burning will be able to have a screening of the film at the location where it was filmed. The movie is set at Camp Blackfoot which is actually the Stonehaven Nature Preserve in Ransomville, New York.

This ticketed event will take place on August 3. Guests will be able to take a tour of the grounds as well as enjoy some campfire snacks along with the screening of The Burning.

The Burning

The film came out in the early ’80s when teen slashers were being churned out in magnum force. Thanks to Sean S. Cunningham’s Friday the 13th, filmmakers wanted to get in on the low-budget, high-profit movie market and a casket load of these types of films were produced, some better than others.

The Burning is one of the good ones, mostly because of the special effects from Tom Savini who had just come off of his groundbreaking work on Dawn of the Dead and Friday the 13th. He declined to do the sequel because of its illogical premise and instead signed on to do this movie. Also, a young Jason Alexander who would later go on to play George in Seinfeld is a featured player.

Because of its practical gore, The Burning had to be heavily edited before it received an R-rating. The MPAA was under the thumb of protest groups and political bigwigs to censor violent films at the time because slashers were just so graphic and detailed in their gore.

Tickets are $50, and if you want a special t-shirt, that will cost you another $25, You can get all the information by visiting the On Set Cinema webpage.

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‘Longlegs’ Creepy “Part 2” Teaser Appears on Instagram

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Longlegs

Neon Films released an Insta-teaser for their horror film Longlegs today. Titled Dirty: Part 2, the clip only furthers the mystery of what we are in for when this movie is finally released on July 12.

The official logline is: FBI Agent Lee Harker is assigned to an unsolved serial killer case that takes unexpected turns, revealing evidence of the occult. Harker discovers a personal connection to the killer and must stop him before he strikes again.

Directed by former actor Oz Perkins who also gave us The Blackcoat’s Daughter and Gretel & Hansel, Longlegs is already creating buzz with its moody images and cryptic hints. The film is rated R for bloody violence, and disturbing images.

Longlegs stars Nicolas Cage, Maika Monroe, and Alicia Witt.

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Exclusive Sneak Peek: Eli Roth and Crypt TV’s VR Series ‘The Faceless Lady’ Episode Five

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Eli Roth (Cabin Fever) and Crypt TV are knocking it out of the park with their new VR show, The Faceless Lady. For those unaware, this is the first fully scripted VR horror show on the market.

Even for masters of horror like Eli Roth and Crypt TV, this is a monumental undertaking. However, if I trust anyone to change the way that we experience horror, it would be these two legends.

The Faceless Lady

Ripped from the pages of Irish folklore, The Faceless Lady tells the story of a tragic spirit cursed to wander the halls of her castle for all of eternity. However, when three young couples are invited to the castle for a series of games, their fates may soon change.

So far, the story has provided horror fans with a gripping game of life or death that doesn’t look as if it will slow down in episode five. Luckily, we have an exclusive clip that may be able to satiate your appetites until the new premiere.

Airing on 4/25 at 5pmPT/8pmET, episode five follows our final three contestants in this wicked game. As the stakes are raised ever higher, will Ella be able to fully awaken her connection with Lady Margaret?

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The newest episode can be found on Meta Quest TV. If you haven’t already, follow this link to subscribe to the series. Make sure to check out the new clip below.

Eli Roth Present’s THE FACELESS LADY S1E5 Clip: THE DUEL – YouTube

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