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10 Most WTF Horror Movies

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Sometimes, filmmakers have to go to the deepest depths of their minds to create something that will truly stand out; something unique and invigorating. Other times they opt for a different route. I’m not exactly sure how they come up with these ideas, but they’re absolutely insane. Maybe they just look at a household object, or pick out of a hat and decide on a villain for a movie right then and there. I’m not worried about how they do it really, I’m just happy that they do. If you like stupid, gory humor like I do, you’ll get a kick out of these films. Here are 10 movies that will have you saying, “WTF!?”

“There’s no such thing as an evil turkey. Oh wait, I lied.”

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

I’m laughing to myself as I type this. What has my life come to? How did I get to lucky to be able to get to write about a movie featuring giant, evil tomatoes? With glee, I start the list with this amazing and totally WTF film. Personally, I think this movie, and all of the other movies on this list for that matter, are hilarious. The critics, for the most part, do not agree.

The Gingerdead Man (2005)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by-KVHh1srw

Gingerdead man. So un-clever. I love it! This movie stars Gary Busey as an evil Gingerbread cookie that wants to kill everything in sight. It spawned two sequels, with the second one being titled The Passion of the Crust. Come on, that one is pretty funny.

Thankskilling (2009)

A typical slasher movie with a twist. The killer is a turkey. One with a horribly foul mouth as well. Hey, there’s even a turkey sex scene! The effects are terrible and the dialogue is even worse. The jokes aren’t even the slightest bit clever. It’s intentionally bad, but it works. I found this movie absolutely hilarious. “There’s no such thing, as an evil turkey.” Just keep repeating that to yourself and see if it helps.

Wadzilla, Chillerama (2011)

Chillerama is an anthology film only for those that can handle tasteless, offensive humor. All of the segments are pretty WTF, but none more so than the first one, Wadzilla. An homage to the 1950’s monster films with a disgusting twist. A man’s sperm count is raised, only to have disastrous consequences. They become humongous and they want to kill you. Adam Rifkin, the director of this one, has also done a bunch of family flicks. You can’t trust anyone these days.

Basket Case (1982)

One of three movies on this list that I don’t think were intentionally WTF. This one features a man and his brother, whom he carries around in a little basket. The basket case is an evil removed siamese twin named Belial. It actually looks pretty terrifying. Oh, and there’s a sex scene in this one too. What is with people making such strange creatures have sex? What is wrong with you people!? Never change. You’re sick and I love it.

Evil Bong (2006)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtQ60rWzRE

If you get all the way through this movie, I owe you a firm handshake. I like Charles Band, I really do, and I’ve always had an appreciation for his ridiculous Puppet Master franchise. But the Evil Bong Franchise? Not so much. And yes, I wrote franchise. There are like seven million Evil Bong movies. There is even one where the Evil Bong faces off against The Gingerdead Man! Oh, and Bill Moseley is in this one. WTF!

The Lift (1983)

The second film on this list that isn’t intentionally WTF, but still manages to be. Okay, so get this; the villain in this movie is an elevator. A killer elevator. And it’s supposed to be scary! This isn’t even a joke film! Every death in the movie could have been avoided by taking the stairs! Just take the stairs, you idiots! Enough with the nonsense! Enough!

Jack Frost (1997)

I have to admit something about this movie. When I was a young boy, at the tender age of seven, I saw the cover for this VHS tape in a Blockbuster and it scared the shit out of me. Yep. Jack Frost, the killer snowman, successfully scared at least one person since it’s release. I pray to everything holy that I am the only one who could admit to this truthful embarrassment.

Troll 2 (1990)

Regarded by most people as the worst film ever made, this one truly needs to be seen to be believed. I usually don’t want to give any spoilers, but here, I need to. At the end, the evil goblins (there aren’t even any trolls in the damn movie) that live in the town of Nilbog are defeated by a bologna sandwich. Read that again. A bologna. Sandwich. This is the third movie that was not intentionally supposed to be funny.

Monsturd (2003)

Yes, this movie is exactly what it sounds like. An evil piece of shit. Literally. Someone actually had this idea, wrote a script, hired actors, and committed the whole thing to film. Just watch the trailer. I don’t even know what to say about this. WTF. W. T. F.

 

Hopefully you find these movies as funny as I do. Maybe you won’t. I don’t know. It’s really hard to gauge how well any of these WTF movies will be received by normal, rational people unlike me. If you’re going to choose one of these, make it either Troll 2 or Basket Case. Troll 2 is so funny that you will be laughing the entire duration of the movie, and Basket Case is actually kind of…good.

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‘Wednesday’ Season Two Drops New Teaser Video That Reveals Full Cast

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Christopher Lloyd Wednesday Season 2

Netflix announced this morning that Wednesday season 2 is finally entering production. Fans have been waiting a long time for more of the creepy icon. Season one of Wednesday premiered in November of 2022.

In our new world of streaming entertainment, it isn’t uncommon for shows to take years to release a new season. If they release another one at all. Even though we will likely have to wait quite a while to see the show, any news is good news.

Wednesday Cast

The new season of Wednesday looks to have an amazing cast. Jenna Ortega (Scream) will be reprising her iconic role as Wednesday. She will be joined by Billie Piper (Scoop), Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire), Evie Templeton (Return to Silent Hill), Owen Painter (The Handmaid’s Tale), and Noah Taylor (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).

We will also get to see some of the amazing cast from season one making a return. Wednesday season 2 will feature Catherine-Zeta Jones (Side Effects), Luis Guzman (Genie), Issac Ordonez (A Wrinkle in Time), and Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo (Devs).

If all of that star power wasn’t enough, the legendary Tim Burton (The Nightmare Before Christmas) will be directing the series. As a cheeky nod from Netflix, this season of Wednesday will be titled Here We Woe Again.

Jenna Ortega Wednesday
Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams

We don’t know much about much about what Wednesday season two will entail. However, Ortega has stated that this season will be more horror focused. “We’re definitely leaning into a little bit more horror. It’s really, really exciting because, all throughout the show, while Wednesday does need a little bit of an arc, she never really changes and that’s the wonderful thing about her.”

That’s all the information that we have. Make sure to check back here for more news and updates.

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A24 Reportedly “Pulls Plug” On Peacock’s ‘Crystal Lake’ Series

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Crystal

Film studio A24 might not be going forward with its planned Peacock Friday the 13th spinoff called Crystal Lake according to Fridaythe13thfranchise.com. The website quotes entertainment blogger Jeff Sneider who made a statement on his webpage through a subscription paywall. 

“I’m hearing that A24 has pulled the plug on Crystal Lake, its planned Peacock series based on the Friday the 13th franchise featuring masked killer Jason Voorhees. Bryan Fuller was due to executive produce the horror series.

It’s unclear whether this is a permanent decision or a temporary one, as A24 had no comment. Perhaps Peacock will help the trades shed more light on this project, which was announced back in 2022.”

Back in January 2023, we reported that some big names were behind this streaming project including Bryan Fuller, Kevin Williamson, and Friday the 13th Part 2 final girl Adrienne King.

Fan Made Crystal Lake Poster

“‘Crystal Lake info from Bryan Fuller! They officially start writing in 2 weeks (writers are here in the audience).” tweeted social media writer Eric Goldman who tweeted the info while attending a Friday the 13th 3D screening event in January 2023. “It will have two scores to choose from – a modern one and a classic Harry Manfredini one. Kevin Williamson is writing an episode. Adrienne King will have a recurring role. Yay! Fuller has pitched four seasons for Crystal Lake. Only one officially ordered so far though he notes Peacock would have to pay a pretty hefty penalty if they didn’t order a Season 2. Asked if he can confirm Pamela’s role in the Crystal Lake series, Fuller replied ‘We’re honestly going to be covering it all. The series is covering the life and times of these two characters’ (presumably he’s referring to Pamela and Jason there!)'”

Whether or not Peacock is moving forward with the project is unclear and since this news is secondhand information, it still has to be verified which will require Peacock and/or A24 to make an official statement which they have yet to do.

But keep checking back to iHorror for the latest updates to this developing story.

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New Images for MaXXXine Show A Bloody Kevin Bacon and Mia Goth in all Her Glory

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Kevin Bacon in MaXXXine

Ti West (X) has been knocking it out of the park with his sexy horror trilogy as of late. While we still have some time to kill before MaXXXine releases, Entertainment Weekly has dropped some images to wet our appetite while we wait.

It feels like just yesterday X was shocking audiences with its granny horror porno shoot. Now, we are just months ways from Maxxxine shocking the world once again. Fans can check out Maxine’s new 80s inspired adventure in theatres on July 5th, 2024.

MaXXXine

West is known for taking horror in new directions. And it looks as though he plans to do the same with MaXXXine. In his interview with Entertainment Weekly, he had the following to say.

“If you’re expecting it to be part of this X movie and people will be killed, yeah, I’m going to deliver on all those things. But it’s going to zig instead of zag in a lot of places that people aren’t expecting. It’s a very decadent world that she lives in, and it’s a very aggressive world that she lives in, but the threat shows up in an unexpected way.”

MaXXXine

We can also expect MaXXXine to be the biggest movie in the franchise. West isn’t holding anything back for the third installment. “The thing that the other two movies don’t have is that sort of scope. To try to do a big, sprawling Los Angeles ensemble movie is what the movie was, and that’s just a big undertaking. There’s a kind of noir-ish mystery vibe to the movie that’s very fun.”

However, it looks as though MaXXXine will be the end of this saga. Although West has some other ideas for our beloved killer, he believes this will be the end of her story.

That’s all the information we have at this time. Make sure to check back here for more news and updates.

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