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Cold-Blooded: Five of the Most Unnerving Reptile-Centered Horror Films

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So here’s the thing…I don’t like reptiles. I know, I know. I can hear some of you groaning out there as we speak, but it’s true. Further, it’s not that I just don’t like snakes, but I’m actually completely phobic. Naturally, reptile-centered horror films rarely make my watch list.

The funny thing is that even though they freak me out, I’ve seen a surprising number of the films in my life. Some of them I watched out of sheer internalized masochism. If you want a movie to scare you, going with something you’re phobic of is the best shortcut, after all. Sometimes, I was just so damned curious after hearing about a film that I had to see it for myself. Sometimes, they were just what was on TV when you were a kid growing up and your parents had yet to buy their first VCR.

Either way, let’s look at five of the most unnerving reptile-centered horror films I’ve ever seen in no particular order…

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Okay, before you jump my case, hear me out. I know this film is on the dumb side. The whole idea of a group of scientists looking for an orchid that will supposedly prolong life that can only be found in the jungle surrounded by hungry, and quite frankly, mean-spirited giant anacondas is a stretch even for a creature feature.

Furthermore, I know the snake doesn’t even look particularly real. You know what? When it shows the giant mating ball toward the end of the film and I started hyperventilating, it didn’t matter one bit! Ophidiophobia, folks. It’ll get you every time. Even thinking about it, now…shudder…no thanks!

Venom (1982)

You know what’s scarier than a bunch of giant snakes in the jungle? One snake…one very venomous snake…hiding in your house…

Klaus Kinski, Susan George, and Oliver Reed star in this film about international terrorists who set out to kidnap the child of a wealthy couple. There’s only one problem, the boy’s pet snake he ordered was accidentally swapped with a deadly black mamba which promptly attacks one of the kidnappers before disappearing into the house. As the night wears on, they slowly fall prey to the silent killer.

Check out the trailer below if you’re into that sort of thing.

Crawl

Okay, let’s leave the snakes behind for a moment because I need a break.

Crawl was one of those movies that turned out to be far better than it had any right being and is actually one of the more engaging, tension-filled alligator centered films I’ve ever seen even if some of it is entirely unbelievable. Alexandre Aja’s film about a woman attempting to rescue her father during a category 5 hurricane ratchets up the action quickly as she realizes their home has been infested with very large, very hungry alligators as the floodwaters continue to rise.

From there, you’re off to the races on one of the most entertaining and unnerving reptile-centered horror films I’ve seen in a number of years.

Jennifer (1978)

Jennifer Baylor (Lisa Pelikan) was raised in a rural community where she attended one of those mysterious snake-handling churches. Now in high school, she manages to grab a scholarship to a fancy prep-school, but the other girls treat her badly, bullying her and making her life a living hell. They realize far too late the mistake they’ve made, of course.

You see, Jennifer has a very specific power which manifested in her as a child in church. The girl has a psychic link to snakes and they’re all too willing to do her bidding. You just know the pitch meeting went something like, “It’s like Carrie, but with snakes!”

Still, some of the scenes are downright unsettling especially those images of Jennifer, dressed in a white gown, arms outstretched to heaven, calling out to her slithering servants.

Rogue

Loosely based on a real-life crocodile in Australia, Rogue tells the story of a group of tourists on a “crocodile-watching” boat ride. When their guide (Radha Mitchell) notices smoke in the distance, she decides to investigate to see if someone needs help only to end up stranded with her charges on a small island and the crocs are moving in with the tide.

There are moments of genuine unsettling tension throughout this film that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Honorable Mention: Alligator (1980)

Possibly one of the best “gators in the sewer” films ever made, this film combines tight action with the terror of finding a 30-foot alligator loose in the streets of New York in ways that are both hilarious and disturbing. The swimming pool at the fancy party will stick with you long after it’s over.

Honorable Mention: Lake Placid

You just can’t talk about reptile-centered horror movies without bringing up this horror comedy gem. Mixing sarcasm with genuinely terrifying creature and a foul-mouthed Betty White, this film is utterly entertaining and perfect for a night in on the couch.

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Mike Flanagan Comes Aboard To Assist in Completion of ‘Shelby Oaks’

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If you have been following Chris Stuckmann on YouTube you are aware of the struggles he has had getting his horror movie Shelby Oaks finished. But there’s good news about the project today. Director Mike Flanagan (Ouija: Origin Of Evil, Doctor Sleep and The Haunting) is backing the film as a co-executive producer which might bring it much closer to being released. Flanagan is a part of the collective Intrepid Pictures which also includes Trevor Macy and Melinda Nishioka.

Shelby Oaks
Shelby Oaks

Stuckmann is a YouTube movie critic who’s been on the platform for over a decade. He came under some scrutiny for announcing on his channel two years ago that he would no longer be reviewing films negatively. However contrary to that statement, he did a non-review essay of the panned Madame Web recently saying, that studios strong-arm directors to make films just for the sake of keeping failing franchises alive. It seemed like a critique disguised as a discussion video.

But Stuckmann has his own movie to worry about. In one of Kickstarter’s most successful campaigns, he managed to raise over $1 million for his debut feature film Shelby Oaks which now sits in post-production. 

Hopefully, with Flanagan and Intrepid’s help, the road to Shelby Oak’s completion is reaching its end. 

“It’s been inspiring to watch Chris working toward his dreams over the past few years, and the tenacity and DIY spirit he displayed while bringing Shelby Oaks to life reminded me so much of my own journey over a decade ago,” Flanagan told Deadline. “It’s been an honor to walk a few steps with him on his path, and to offer support for Chris’ vision for his ambitious, unique movie. I can’t wait to see where he goes from here.”

Stuckmann says Intrepid Pictures has inspired him for years and, “it’s a dream come true to work with Mike and Trevor on my first feature.”

Producer Aaron B. Koontz of Paper Street Pictures has been working with Stuckmann since the beginning is also excited about the collaboration.

“For a film that had such a hard time getting going, it’s remarkable the doors that then opened to us,” said Koontz. “The success of our Kickstarter followed by the on-going leadership and guidance from Mike, Trevor, and Melinda is beyond anything I could have hoped for.”

Deadline describes the plot of Shelby Oaks as follows:

“A combination of documentary, found footage, and traditional film footage styles, Shelby Oaks centers on Mia’s (Camille Sullivan) frantic search for her sister, Riley, (Sarah Durn) who ominously disappeared in the last tape of her “Paranormal Paranoids” investigative series. As Mia’s obsession grows, she begins to suspect that the imaginary demon from Riley’s childhood may have been real.”

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New ‘MaXXXine’ Image is Pure 80s Costume Core

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A24 has unveiled a captivating new image of Mia Goth in her role as the titular character in “MaXXXine”. This release comes approximately a year and a half after the previous installment in Ti West’s expansive horror saga, which covers more than seven decades.

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His latest continues the story arc of freckle-faced aspiring starlet Maxine Minx from the first film X which took place in Texas in 1979. With stars in her eyes and blood on her hands, Maxine moves into a new decade and a new city, Hollywood, in pursuit of an acting career, “But as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets of Hollywood, a trail of blood threatens to reveal her sinister past.”

The photo below is the latest snapshot released from the film and shows Maxine in full Thunderdome drag amid a crowd of teased hair and rebellious 80s fashion.

MaXXXine is set to open in theaters on July 5.

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Will ‘Scream VII’ Focus on The Prescott Family, Kids?

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Since the beginning of the Scream franchise, it seems there have been NDAs handed out to the cast to not reveal any plot details or casting choices. But clever internet sleuths can pretty much find anything these days thanks to the World Wide Web and report what they find as conjecture instead of fact. It’s not the best journalistic practice, but it gets buzz going and if Scream has done anything well over the past 20-plus years it’s creating buzz.

In the latest speculation of what Scream VII will be about, horror movie blogger and deduction king Critical Overlord posted in early April that casting agents for the horror movie are looking to hire actors for children’s roles. This has led to some believing Ghostface will target Sidney’s family bringing the franchise back to its roots where our final girl is once again vulnerable and afraid.

It is common knowledge now that Neve Campbell is returning to the Scream franchise after being low-balled by Spyglass for her part in Scream VI which led to her resignation. It’s also well-known that Melissa Barrera and Jenna Ortega won’t be back any time soon to play their respective roles as sisters Sam and Tara Carpenter. Execs scrambling to find their bearings got broadsided when director Cristopher Landon said he would also not be going forward with Scream VII as originally planned.

Enter Scream creator Kevin Williamson who is now directing the latest installment. But the Carpenter’s arc has been seemingly scrapped so which direction will he take his beloved films? Critical Overlord seems to think it will be a familial thriller.

This also piggy-backs news that Patrick Dempsey might return to the series as Sidney’s husband which was hinted at in Scream V. Additionally, Courteney Cox is also considering reprising her role as the badass journalist-turned-author Gale Weathers.

As the film starts filming in Canada sometime this year, it will be interesting to see how well they can keep the plot under wraps. Hopefully, those who don’t want any spoilers can avoid them through production. As for us, we liked an idea that would bring the franchise into the mega-meta universe.

This will be the third Scream sequel not directed by Wes Craven.

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