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Which Horror Movie Victim Type Are You?

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Every horror movie that involves a bunch of teenagers lost in the woods, or cabin, or abandoned asylum follows some very simple rules; the characters must fit into a certain personality role, which one are you?

Bitchy, Busty, Self-absorbed Horny Blonde, willing to get naked if it involves getting laid by anyone. She also likes to play with her hair; flipping it, running her hands through it, etc.

My Bloody Valentine (2009)

 

 Smart Athletic, Handsome Male who is usually dating the Smart Girl and sometimes sacrifices himself in the end.

The Faculty

Dumb Athletic Average-looking Male who usually sleeps with the Busty self-absorbed blonde: They both drink a lot and smoke pot.

Jeepers Creepers 2

 

Smart girl/Final Girl, usually hated by the Busty one, The Smart girl usually ends up being the lone survivor, but a victim to the monster’s abuse. The Busty Blonde hates this character and tries to steal her boyfriend away.

Friday the 13th Pt. 2

Comic relief guy who sacrifices his dignity with bad jokes and foul language, he too drinks a lot.

THIR13EN GHOSTS

Middle Girl, The Jan Brady of the horror world: she is neither busty nor overly attractive, but she is willing to have a good time and usually sleeps with the leftover male.

Friday the 13th Pt. 2

Leftover Male, pure filler in the horror world, this average, smart, not overly attractive male is the third wheel and only gets laid if the Middle girl is sympathetic. They usually get killed together.

Friday the 13th Pt. 5

Token Minority (includes gays) who runs, screams and acts like a normal person would in a terrifying situation, but gets killed anyway.

Freddy vs. Jason

So, if you were somehow placed in a horror movie, which victim would you end up being?

 

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal’s in ‘Presumed Innocent’

Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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