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Whatever Happened to Rob Zombie’s Remake of ‘The Blob’?

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With The Blob remake announcement coming out yesterday, it was mentioned that the remake was first announced back in 2015. Seems like forever ago, but sometimes it takes awhile for things to get off the ground, but for some reason my brain started digging around and I thought, “hey, wasn’t Rob Zombie going to do The Blob remake at one point?” Rob’s a man who makes the horror news often, so I wasn’t sure if I was remembering something incorrectly or if at one point I was trolled. Nevertheless, I did some digging and sure enough…

Yup, he was.

It actually predates the previous 2015 announcement all the way back to 2009 (wow, weird that date is now considered “all the way back”) after his Halloween II film had been released. However, his version of The Blob, which was going to be written and directed by him, was going to very different from what people might think of when they think of The Blob. For starters, it wouldn’t feature a killer blob, citing to Variety (I had to use an MTV News link seeing as the Variety article was nowhere to be found) that today’s audience may not find a giant gelatinous thing scary.

“My intention is not to have a big red blobby thing, that’s the first thing I want to change,” he said. “That gigantic Jello-looking thing might have been scary to audiences in the 1950s, but people would laugh now. I have a totally different take, one that’s pretty dark.”

Okay, so why call it The Blob? I disagree that it wouldn’t be scary, I mean, let’s look at the ’80s remake of The Blob. That was pretty damn scary and the effects were amazing. In another article from Film School Rejects from around the same time, they reported on the exact same thing while poking fun at the musician and director. There was no mention of a cast or anything like that, but it was said that the budget was $30 million and it was to be, of course, rated R. So, whatever happened to it? Some sort of falling out or maybe the studio wasn’t interested in the direction he wanted to take it? The Blob was to be released by Dimension Films, who had just released Rob’s Halloween II, so he was currently working with them at the time, but according to an interview with The Playlist via JoBlo from 2013, he didn’t have kind words to say about his experience there.

“I really like those films. I didn’t have a good time making them. It was actually a kind of miserable experience. Anytime they vary from the format is when I really like them.”

So, what exactly happened and why did the film never happen? Let’s hear it from Rob in the same interview.

“The Blob was going to happen. I was dealing with people on the movie, even though I was on the fence about doing anything that was considered a remake again. I really didn’t like the idea of that, but just as I went down the road further with the producers and the guys that owned the property, I didn’t feel good about the situation and I just walked away from it. My gut told me this was not a good place to be.”

So there you have it. I gotta say, following up a remake with a remake seems like a bad idea. I mean, even though Alexandre Aja did High Tension which I love, he did a string of remakes and became known as “the remake guy.” Sometimes it’s best you walk away and maybe it’s best we never got this version.

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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