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‘Roseanne’ is Returning For All New Episodes With Original Cast!

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Huge news throughout the land of Lanford and beyond as it’s been officially announced that one of the most beloved and innovative sitcoms of the late ’80s/ early ’90s is getting a revival. Grab a loose meat sandwich and a cold brew folks, Roseanne is back!

 

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According to Deadline, the average-Joe, blue-collar working family who focused on what a REAL American family looks like, is coming back for an eight-episode revival with the original cast! Roseanne Barr, John Goodman, Sara Gilbert, and Laurie Metcalf are reported to be reprising their roles and slipping back into those moccasins and oversized fruit themed shirts with other cast members in the process of joining their TV family. My only question is, which Becky will be signing on?

The show that first premiered back in 1987 on ABC, seems to be the prime candidate for the series to return to, however it’s reported that the eight-episode revival is still on the market looking for a home and Netflix could be a contender as well. As it so seems, the streaming giant loves to take on reboots of classic sitcoms like Fuller House.

The return of Roseanne is being executive produced by the sitcom “Queen of Halloween” herself, along with crew alumni Tom Werner, Whitney Cummings, Bruce Helford, and Sara Gilbert.

I know what you fans are thinking. “The show ended with the realization of Dan being dead, how could he return?” 

Well, Return of the Living Dan would make for one hell of a Halloween episode that the Roseanne series made so popular! Joking aside, back in 2009 Roseanne Barr gave a detailed explanation of if a revival were to happen, Dan would come back in the picture as he had staged his own death. Roseanne and Jackie would have opened the first Marijuana dispensary in Lanford,  DJ would be a published author, and David would have left Darlene leading to Darlene coming out and having a baby with another woman. Becky would be working at a Wal-Mart after Mark dying in Iraq, while Nancy finally married Arnie who ended up as the governor of Illinois. So, a bit of stretch but that could be the answer.

I think aside from the Becky query, the million dollar questions stands as this: ARE ANY HALLOWEEN EPISODES INCLUDED IN THIS REVIVAL? Gods, I hope so!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lza8j51q7Jw

 

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‘Slash/Back’ Trailer is Filled With Kids Fighting Lovecraftian Body Horrors

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‘Slash/Back’ is giving us a very The Thing-aligned sort of plot with one major exception… this film is about a group of young girls instead of a bunch of grumpy dudes. Slash/Back also features some very Lovecraftian bits compounded by the use of some intense-looking body horror. All-in-all, there is nothing to not absolutely dig about this trailer.

A small town becomes the target of a monster invasion and it’s up to a group of kiddos to go on the warpath against all of them.

The synopsis for Slash/Back is as follows:

Set in Pangnirtung, Nunavut, a sleepy hamlet nestled in the majestic mountains of Baffin Island in the Arctic Ocean, SLASH/BACK opens as the village wakes up to a typical summer day. No School, no cool boys (well… except one), and 24-hour sunlight.  But for Maika and her ragtag friends, the usual summer is suddenly not in the cards when they discover an alien invasion threatening their hometown. These teenagers have been underestimated their whole lives but, using makeshift weapons and their horror movie knowledge, they show the aliens you don’t f*** with the girls from Pang.

The film stars Tasiana Shirley, Alexis Vincent-Wolfe, Nalajoss Ellsworth and Chelsea Prusky.

Slash/Back is in theaters, On Demand and on digital beginning October 21.

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‘Holy Spider’ Trailer Explores True Events Surrounding Brutal Serial Killer

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Director, Ali Abbasi has won best director at Fantastic Fest 2022 for Holy Spider. The director of Border goes in a totally different direction this time around by heading into the dark, and dreary streets of the Iranian Holy City of Masshad. The film explores serial killer Saeed Hanaei who prowled the nights streets of Masshad looking for prostitutes to murder.

The synopsis for Holy Spider goes like this:

Female journalist Rahimi (Zar Amir Ebrahimi) travels to the Iranian holy city of Mashhad to investigate a serial killer who believes he is doing the work of God, cleansing the streets of sinners by murdering sex workers. As the body count mounts and Rahimi draws closer to exposing his crimes, the opportunity for justice grows harder to attain as the ‘Spider Killer’ is embraced by many as a hero. Based on the horrific true story of serial killer Saeed Hanaei, acclaimed writer-director Ali Abbasi (Border) unveils a gripping crime thriller and a daring indictment of a society in which rough justice is routinely a fact of life.

We will be sure to keep you up to date on future updates including an official release date which shouldn’t be too far off.

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New ‘Terrifier 2’ Trailer Has Fans Going Nuts for the Gnarly Gorefest

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Terrifier 2 isn’t messing about. It means business and so does director Damien Leone. Art the Clown is back to slash up a whole new load of folks and to prove that he is our generation’s Freddy Krueger, Micheal Myers and Jason Voorhees all in one. The latest trailer has fans going nuts for the sequel and after seeing the film at this year’s Fantastic Fest, I can definitely say that they aren’t kidding… this movie is a gnarly, gorefest that never lets up.

The synopsis for Terrifier 2 goes like this:

After being resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to the timid town of Miles County where he targets a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night.

Terrifier 2 doubles down on everything that you loved about the first movie and it gives us a lot more time with David Howard Thorton’s masterful work as Art the Clown. It’s a perfect Halloween movie and really is a must-see for the hardcore horror fan.

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