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Here’s A List Of 10 Bodily Fluid Horror Moments

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Sure, technically every time blood is shed in a movie is bodily fluid horror, but sometimes the fluids spill in more creative ways, and remind us more of how gross our bodies actually are (and yes I’m aware of how strange it is to have a list related to body horror that doesn’t include any Cronenberg).

Here’s a list of ten bodily fluid horror moments. Do with it what you will.

1. Pissing Blood (Ginger Snaps)

Ginger Snaps is just as much about the human body (the female body in particular) as it is about werewolves, which is one of the reasons it stands out as one of the sub-genre’s best offerings. While there are plenty of great scenes in that movie, it’s actually the guy pissing blood after having sex with Ginger that makes me cringe every time.

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2. Cystic Fibrosis (Excision)

I have no idea what it’s like to have cystic fibrosis (though I’m sure it’s terrible), not do I know anyone that has it, so I do’t know how accurately it’s portrayed in Excision. Either way, the mucus production we see from the main character’s sister is pretty terrifying in my book. Unfortunately I can’t find a good image of it to include here.

3. Custard (Dead Alive)

Dead Alive (or Braindead if you prefer) is still one of the goriest movies I’ve seen even after all these years. It’s also still hilarious. While there are plenty of gross-out moments in the film, few compare to the custard scene. Before the mom’s ear falls off into the custard, there’s a great shot of her shooting some bloody arm pus into a guests’s bowl, which of course gets consumed. Classic.

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4. Projectile Vomit (The Exorcist)

I don’t think this one requires any explanation. Exorcist. Puke.

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5. Golgothan Shit Demon (Dogma)

It’s not exactly a horror movie, but there are demons, and even a shit demon. Before Kevin Smith did genre films like Tusk and Red State, he gave us…the Golgothan Shit Demon:

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6. Lardass Hogan (Stand By Me)

Technically this isn’t really a horror movie either, but it does come from Stephen King, revolves around a dead body, and has one of the best gross-out scenes of all time. It also has the good ol’ creepy version of Kiefer Sutherland and Tommy Jarvis. I have no reservations about including it on this list. This is probably actually one of my favorite scenes in all of movies.

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7. M is for Miscarriage (ABCs Of Death)

Ti West gave us perhaps the most tasteless entry in the entire first ABCs of Death outing, and honestly it was one of my least favorites, though I pretty much love most of his work. It did, however, leave a lasting impression, so who am I to criticize? Still, it’s no Lardass Hogan.

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8. Amputee Eating Vomit (Audition)

Audition is a terrifying film, and for some reason this scene doesn’t seem to come up in conversation nearly as much as the famous piano wire torture scene, though it’s completely batshit insane.

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9. Plug it Up! (Carrie)

What comes natural to all girls as they become women was traumatizing to Carrie White, and it didn’t help that everybody was throwing tampons at her and yelling for her to “plug it up”.

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10. Semen Title (Ichi The Killer)

I don’t know if you would consider Ichi the Killer a horror movie, but I don’t know what anyone is supposed to consider Ichi the Killer (the same could be said for many Miike films, for that matter). Either way, the film’s title appears in a puddle of semen spewed forth as Ichi watches the violent assault of a woman, so there’s that.

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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