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Early Reviews For Danzig’s “Verotika” Film Are Abysmal

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If you’ve been looking forward to Glenn Danzig’s directorial debut, you may want to take a seat before reading further. Early reviews for Verotika, which Danzig wrote, directed, and scored, have drawn parallels between Glenn’s film and The Room.

Yes, Tommy Wiseau’s ultimate masterclass in bad movies. It appears that Verotika might be just as bad. Wow.

Danzig’s film was intended to be a straightforward anthology-style horror film along the likes of Black Sabbath, but there doesn’t appear to be a single scare in the movie. It’s been called unintentionally hilarious by just about every review I’ve read thus far. And for many, this is disappointing news. But for me? I say bring it on.

You see, I’m what I’d like to think of as a bad movie connoisseur. I watch Troll 2, Samurai Cop, and The Room regularly. There’s just something so endearing about a filmmaker putting all of their passions and good intentions into a film, only to have it misfire so horribly.

Or maybe I’m just a bad person for laughing at stuff like this. At this point, I really don’t know.

Regardless, I’ve been eagerly awaiting Verotika because, well, I love Danzig. He’s like an evil cartoon character come to life. He’s angry. He’s got an ego. He’s extremely evil. Probably. And he can never be wrong about anything.

He believes in every single thing he does so much, even if it turns out to be horrible. I can get behind that. Some of it is really amazing, especially his early career. The success of the recent Misfits reunion shows can attest to that fact.

But it doesn’t seem like Verotika is going to be one of his successes. Not in the slightest.

Alex McLevy from The AV Club was lucky enough to see this film. In a piece he wrote for the site, he states:

“God only knows if this movie will ever see the light of day outside of a few film festivals. I sincerely hope it does; everyone should get the chance to see what Danzig’s ego hath wrought. I don’t even want him to be dispirited: This may not be the reaction he was hoping for, but it’s so much better than I could ever have imagined. This is funny on a level that most comedies can’t achieve. It’s that rare fusion of painstakingly expressed love and total lack of ability that deliver the best of bad cinema, and he should be proud. The director of Birdemic wishes his intentions were this pure. All I want to do is watch this movie again, with as many of my friends as I can assemble.”

It’s one thing to state a movie shares similarities with The Room, but Birdemic? That’s a whole realm of horribleness that even I can’t sit through. I tried.

Nick Allen for Vulture described the bizarre mood of the screening. He writes:

“It was right around the second three-minute stripper sequence when I remembered that Danzig did not use the word funny while introducing his taste in horror. And yet the audience around me was roaring with laughter.”

Allen also compared Verotika to Birdemic later on in the review.

Finally, Blake Crane of Film Pulse warns that “The editing of this movie, stringing together mismatched moments that transition with constant fade-outs and no purpose, is unlike anything you’ve ever seen. It’s a spectacle of low-fi non-continuity.”

We don’t know what the future holds for Verotika as of yet, but I’m honestly hoping that it does see the light of day outside of the festival circuit. All of these negative reviews have just made me want to see the movie even more. And now I’m totally convinced that I am, in fact, a very bad person.

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Danzig’s glory days.

 

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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