Written by Patti Pauley

 

It is without question, that the initial 1988 release of the monumental horror hit with fans, gave birth to our favorite plastic slicer and dicer- Chucky. It gave us nightmares about our dolls as children, and surprisingly enough, gave us a few good laughs as well, even in the first film. While Chucky went from a terrifying toddler sized nightmare, to almost slap stick comedy throughout later sequels, and then brought back to it’s origins with the Curse Of Chucky- One has to appreciate that quirky little shit who gave us some comic relief through the series.

It was obvious from the beginning, Charles Lee Ray– although a lunatic- had a sense of humor. Whether or not it got out of hand in later sequels, is up for debate with the fans. Some enjoyed it, some not so much. Either way, I’m here to collectively state that the series had some undoubtedly hilarious moments throughout the years, and that sometimes even though we love our horror, a slight break with laughter is something we all need in our lives.

That being said, here’s a collection of what I deem worthy to be Chucky’s funniest moments from the Child’s Play series. So sit back, scroll through and laugh your twisted ass off!

 

 

10. Oops! I did it again!

One of the best moments from Seed Of Chucky was most definitely this gem. No offense to you Brittany fans, but I danced the bitch jig of glee when this happened and laughed my ass off. However, if this film were to be made today I can almost guarantee there would be certain Bieber fellow involved instead.

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9. Chucky and Tiff expressing their “love”

I was in absolute shock when this film came out and saw this scene in the theater, and I couldn’t stop laughing. I really thought I had seen it all. Two plastic dolls getting their freak on. The tongue flickering, soft doll porn. Absolutely ridiculous; I almost lost my shit.

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8. Presto! Yer Dead!

Child’s Play 3 suffers from the third installment curse as getting a bad rep. I don’t understand why most people don’t like it. Sure, it’s not as great as the first two but it has some pretty fantastic moments- like this one:

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7. Eat Dirt Tommy!

All he wanted was a hug. Well, hug the worms Tommy.

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6. Don’t Fuck With Tha Chuck!

Today’s very important life lesson is brought to by the letters F and U. Still my all time favorite Chucky line .

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5. The Masterbating Midget

No words. Take over for me Mr. John Waters.

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4. Spell Woman

I could be offended by this, but it’s funny – and you should think so too.

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3. Shut up and DRIVE!

The entire car scene from Child’s Play 2 is hilarity from start to finish. From the pull over scene with the cop to the bickering between Chucky and Kyle is pure gold.

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2. Rude Fucking Doll!

Absolutely one of the most comedic moments of the entire franchise, while some random dude is partaking in earthly treasures, Chucky catches eyes with his, waves hello in his own way and scurries along. Breathtaking.

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1. Ugly Doll.. 

Of course this had to be number one. The fuck you heard around the world goes to the classic scene from the original film. Couldn’t have said it better myself little guy.

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That little comedic break in between scares can be quite refreshing when taking in a horror flick. So thank you Chucky for being that insane little maniac with a sense of humor.