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Just Desserts: 12 Justified Killers of the Horror World

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So many horror movie killers don’t have a reason for their actions.  Other times their reason is extremely vague, such as being “crazy” or “they were raised that way.”  Here are 12 examples of justified killings in horror movies.

Angela Baker- Sleepaway Camp

Sleepaway Camp by American Eagle Films

In this 1983 cult classic Angela Baker goes on a killing spree when her aunt sends her and her cousin Ricky to a sleepover camp.  However, is Angela’s killing spree senseless and void of reason?  It’s can be argued she was justified in her actions and her resulting double digit body count.

Angela’s victims were all tormenters of either her or her cousin.  Among her victims were child molester and camp chef Artie, camp bullies Kenny and Billy, as well as camp bitches Judy and counselor Meg all met their gruesome demise at the hands of Angela.  If they didn’t provoke the adolescent they might have filled a fun filled summer with archery and arts and crafts instead of killer bees and hot curling irons to the nether regions.

John “Jigsaw” Kramer- Saw

Saw by Lionsgate Films

Is John technically a killer through his traps?  Each trap he makes comes with an opportunity to live, but not necessarily unscarred inside and out.  Many of those who find the strength within themselves to escape a true Jigsaw trap they usually emerge a stronger and strangely rehabilitated person.  John’s motives aren’t necessarily evil, but it’s hard to tell that to someone who died failing at the hands of his trap.

 

Poltergeist

Poltergeist by MGM Entertainment

This one is a no-brainer.  Wouldn’t you be pissed off if your gravestone was moved but not your remains?  To make matters worse, you’re condemned to a life in a middle class, predominantly white, upper middle class community.  This.  Is.  Hell.

 

Daniel “Candyman” Robitaille- Candyman

Candyman by TriStar Pictures

Daniel Robitaille found himself at the wrong end of an angry 1800s mob after his illicit love affair with a wealthy white woman is discovered.  The mob removes his right hand with a rusty handsaw and cover his body in honey from the local beehives.  Soon the bees arrived to attack the wounded Robitaille and leave him to slowly die a painful death.

With the paranormal power to return after his name is summoned five times into a mirror he can exact his revenge on unsuspecting victims.

 

Shark- Jaws

Jaws by Universal Pictures

As explained by Matt Hooper, sharks are eating machines, it’s what they do.  If a shark is offered a plump happy meal on legs swimming in its ocean it’s not going to turn up their nose and swim away opting for a seal instead.  Not only are these killings the most justified on this list, but also the most realistic, they are purely motivated by nature and necessity, not revenge.  Well, maybe it’s revenge in the fourth installment of the series, but we won’t talk about that…

Carrie White – Carrie

Carrie by United Artists

High school girls are cruel, and if you don’t know this from firsthand experience you are lucky.  Having four years to prey upon the quiet and mousy Carrie White, these girls are in for a rude awakening when her ability to move things with her mind is activated.  Arguably she may have gotten a little carried away when torching the high school gym and everyone inside of it.  Yet there is no question of doubt when she turns the car carrying her main bully and her equally vile boyfriend into a fireball as it speeds towards her to run her over.

Jennifer- I Spit on Your Grave

I Spit on your Grave by Anchor Bay Entertainment

If there was ever a justified revenge killing this movie is it!  Jennifer is sexually assaulted by four different men in a cottage she has rented.  After barely surviving she goes on a brutal killing spree, bringing each of the men to their demise in creative and painful ways.  Knowing the hell she went through it’s hard not to cheer her on.

Dawn O’Keefe- Teeth

Teeth by Roadside Attractions

Dawn is learning a lot about her body through her teenage years, but some of the things she discovers about herself aren’t common with the other girls.  While being sexually assaulted Dawn discovers her vagina has teeth.  Yep, teeth, and they will bite anything that is inside while she feels threatened or in fear.  As long as the sexual encounter isn’t consensual, the men in Dawn’s life will not get away from the encounter unscathed.  Sounds like just desserts to me!

Pamela Voorhees – Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th by Paramount Pictures

A mother’s love is nothing to mess with.  Mrs. Voorhees experienced the most tragic pain a mother can feel when her young son died at a young age.  Jason was bullied incessantly at Camp Crystal Lake until he finally met his fate when the mean kids threw him off of the dock and watched him drown.  Mrs. Voorhees blamed the absent camp counsellors and their lack of supervision attributed to her son’s death.

Mrs. White- Carrie

Carrie by United Artists

What fuels motives more than religion?  Nothing, to this mother who has her own lockable prayer closet in her home.  Attempting to kill her daughter in the name of religion and to save the world from the evil she believes lives inside of her spawn, is she wrong?  Well, yes, but she thinks her reasons are just and backed by the Lord.

Mari’s parents- The Last House on the Left

The Last House on the Left by Midnight Entertainment

Perhaps the most justified killings in horror movie history include the kills by Mari’s parents.  After discovering the people they are housing are their daughter’s rapist and abusers, Mari’s parents get revenge in some of the most brutal ways possible.  If these killings aren’t justified I don’t know what is.

 

Ben Willis- I Know What You Did Last Summer

I Know What you Did Last Summer by Columbia Pictures

A night of partying, alcohol, and reckless driving makes for a deadly outcome when four high school graduates run over an unknown man and then dispose of his not quite so dead body into the water.  During the course of the following summer the gang is terrorized by an unknown assailant in a black rain slicker and a hook.  One by one they are picked off, finally realizing the person stalking them is the man they ran over and left for dead the previous summer.  Oh those meddling kids!

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Panic Fest 2024 Review: ‘The Ceremony Is About To Begin’

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People will look for answers and belonging in the darkest places and the darkest people. The Osiris Collective is a commune predicated upon ancient Egyptian theology and was run by the mysterious Father Osiris. The group boasted dozens of members, each forgoing their old lives for one held in the Egyptian themed land owned by Osiris in Northern California. But the good times take a turn for the worst when in 2018, an upstart member of the collective named Anubis (Chad Westbrook Hinds) reports Osiris disappearing while mountain climbing and declaring himself the new leader. A schism ensued with many members leaving the cult under Anubis’ unhinged leadership. A documentary is being made by a young man named Keith (John Laird) whose fixation with The Osiris Collective stems from his girlfriend Maddy leaving him for the group several years ago. When Keith gets invited to document the commune by Anubis himself, he decides to investigate, only to get wrapped up in horrors he couldn’t even imagine…

The Ceremony Is About To Begin is the latest genre twisting horror film from Red Snow‘s Sean Nichols Lynch. This time tackling cultist horror along with a mockumentary style and the Egyptian mythology theme for the cherry on top. I was a big fan of Red Snow‘s subversiveness of the vampire romance sub-genre and was excited to see what this take would bring. While the movie has some interesting ideas and a decent tension between the meek Keith and the erratic Anubis, it just doesn’t exactly thread everything together in a succinct fashion.

The story begins with a true crime documentary style interviewing former members of The Osiris Collective and sets-up what led the cult to where it is now. This aspect of the storyline, especially Keith’s own personal interest in the cult, made it an interesting plotline. But aside from some clips later on, it doesn’t play as much a factor. The focus is largely on the dynamic between Anubis and Keith, which is toxic to put it lightly. Interestingly, Chad Westbrook Hinds and John Lairds are both credited as writers on The Ceremony Is About To Begin and definitely feel like they’re putting their all into these characters. Anubis is the very definition of a cult leader. Charismatic, philosophical, whimsical, and threateningly dangerous at the drop of a hat.

Yet strangely, the commune is deserted of all cult members. Creating a ghost town that only amps up the danger as Keith documents Anubis’ alleged utopia. A lot of the back and forth between them drags at times as they struggle for control and Anubis keeps continuing to convince Keith to stick around despite the threatening situation. This does lead to a pretty fun and bloody finale that fully leans into mummy horror.

Overall, despite meandering and having a bit of a slow pace, The ceremony Is About To Begin is a fairly entertaining cult, found footage, and mummy horror hybrid. If you want mummies, it delivers on mummies!

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“Mickey Vs. Winnie”: Iconic Childhood Characters Collide in A Terrifying Versus Slasher

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iHorror is diving deep into film production with a chilling new project that’s sure to redefine your childhood memories. We’re thrilled to introduce ‘Mickey vs. Winnie,’ a groundbreaking horror slasher directed by Glenn Douglas Packard. This isn’t just any horror slasher; it’s a visceral showdown between twisted versions of childhood favorites Mickey Mouse and Winnie-the-Pooh. ‘Mickey vs. Winnie’ brings together the now-public-domain characters from A. A. Milne’s ‘Winnie-the-Pooh’ books and Mickey Mouse from the 1920s ‘Steamboat Willie’ cartoon in a VS battle like never before seen.

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Set in the 1920s, the plot kicks off with a disturbing narrative about two convicts who escape into a cursed forest, only to be swallowed by its dark essence. Fast forward a hundred years, and the story picks up with a group of thrill-seeking friends whose nature getaway goes horribly wrong. They accidentally venture into the same cursed woods, finding themselves face-to-face with the now monstrous versions of Mickey and Winnie. What follows is a night filled with terror, as these beloved characters mutate into horrifying adversaries, unleashing a frenzy of violence and bloodshed.

Glenn Douglas Packard, an Emmy-nominated choreographer turned filmmaker known for his work on “Pitchfork,” brings a unique creative vision to this film. Packard describes “Mickey vs. Winnie” as a tribute to horror fans’ love for iconic crossovers, which often remain just a fantasy due to licensing restrictions. “Our film celebrates the thrill of combining legendary characters in unexpected ways, serving up a nightmarish yet exhilarating cinematic experience,” says Packard.

Produced by Packard and his creative partner Rachel Carter under the Untouchables Entertainment banner, and our very own Anthony Pernicka, founder of iHorror, “Mickey vs. Winnie” promises to deliver an entirely new take on these iconic figures. “Forget what you know about Mickey and Winnie,” Pernicka enthuses. “Our film portrays these characters not as mere masked figures but as transformed, live-action horrors that merge innocence with malevolence. The intense scenes crafted for this movie will change how you see these characters forever.”

Currently underway in Michigan, the production of “Mickey vs. Winnie” is a testament to pushing boundaries, which horror loves to do. As iHorror ventures into producing our own films, we’re excited to share this thrilling, terrifying journey with you, our loyal audience. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Mike Flanagan Comes Aboard To Assist in Completion of ‘Shelby Oaks’

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If you have been following Chris Stuckmann on YouTube you are aware of the struggles he has had getting his horror movie Shelby Oaks finished. But there’s good news about the project today. Director Mike Flanagan (Ouija: Origin Of Evil, Doctor Sleep and The Haunting) is backing the film as a co-executive producer which might bring it much closer to being released. Flanagan is a part of the collective Intrepid Pictures which also includes Trevor Macy and Melinda Nishioka.

Shelby Oaks
Shelby Oaks

Stuckmann is a YouTube movie critic who’s been on the platform for over a decade. He came under some scrutiny for announcing on his channel two years ago that he would no longer be reviewing films negatively. However contrary to that statement, he did a non-review essay of the panned Madame Web recently saying, that studios strong-arm directors to make films just for the sake of keeping failing franchises alive. It seemed like a critique disguised as a discussion video.

But Stuckmann has his own movie to worry about. In one of Kickstarter’s most successful campaigns, he managed to raise over $1 million for his debut feature film Shelby Oaks which now sits in post-production. 

Hopefully, with Flanagan and Intrepid’s help, the road to Shelby Oak’s completion is reaching its end. 

“It’s been inspiring to watch Chris working toward his dreams over the past few years, and the tenacity and DIY spirit he displayed while bringing Shelby Oaks to life reminded me so much of my own journey over a decade ago,” Flanagan told Deadline. “It’s been an honor to walk a few steps with him on his path, and to offer support for Chris’ vision for his ambitious, unique movie. I can’t wait to see where he goes from here.”

Stuckmann says Intrepid Pictures has inspired him for years and, “it’s a dream come true to work with Mike and Trevor on my first feature.”

Producer Aaron B. Koontz of Paper Street Pictures has been working with Stuckmann since the beginning is also excited about the collaboration.

“For a film that had such a hard time getting going, it’s remarkable the doors that then opened to us,” said Koontz. “The success of our Kickstarter followed by the on-going leadership and guidance from Mike, Trevor, and Melinda is beyond anything I could have hoped for.”

Deadline describes the plot of Shelby Oaks as follows:

“A combination of documentary, found footage, and traditional film footage styles, Shelby Oaks centers on Mia’s (Camille Sullivan) frantic search for her sister, Riley, (Sarah Durn) who ominously disappeared in the last tape of her “Paranormal Paranoids” investigative series. As Mia’s obsession grows, she begins to suspect that the imaginary demon from Riley’s childhood may have been real.”

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