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The 10 Most WTF Moments from ‘Witching & Bitching’

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As the title suggests, there is plenty of witching in the Spanish horror-comedy Witching & Bitching. It is about cannibal witches, after all. As for the bitching? Plenty of that too, mostly from a group of guys whining about their significant others, not realizing that figuratively getting your heart ripped out isn’t as bad as literally getting your heart ripped out, a threat that looms ahead. Themes about broken marriages, broken promises, and the differences between men and women that tear them apart abound in this film, and any number of articles could be written discussing such a universal topic. But today we are here to talk about the film’s fucked-up moments. (Some minor SPOILERS ahead).

10. How many times have you been driving down a woodsy road and been flashed by a couple of old laughing ladies? Such was the case as the motley crew of wannabe criminals drove off to find a place to hide after their bungled heist.

9. What’s for dinner tonight? Fried keys, of course. Witching and Bitching fried keys

8. Speaking of dinner, late in the film the witches gather around an opulent table for a fancy feast of delectable dishes, including some finger food. Literally. Witching and Bitching finger food7. Keeping with the dinner theme, I have two words for you: Human sliders.

6. What better way to eat those human sliders than with a giant fork and knife? Witching and Bitching utensils5. It’s one thing to tie people up and force-feed them ears and toad blood, but to have a casual conversation about daily life while doing so crosses a line into utter madness.

4. Have you seen that image macro with Mike Tyson holding two pigeons and saying, “Now kith?” One of the witches basically does that with two of the bickering men. Without the lisp, that is.

3. Broomsturbation with toad blood lubricant. I’ll leave it at that.

2. When visiting a dank, mangy old public restroom in a sketchy location, what is one of the last things you want to see? Someone peeping at you through the toilet hole beneath you has to be up there at the top of the list. Pee-ping Tom? Poophole peeper? Whatever you want to call it, no thanks.

1. So Mickey Mouse, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Jesus Christ are walking through town getting ready to rob a store… No, that’s not the beginning of a joke—that’s the beginning of this movie. Witching and Bitching Jesus Take the Wheel

For these and other WTF moments, check out Witching & Bitching, currently streaming on Netflix. Watch the trailer below. [youtube id=”ivHEza4t0wY” align=”center” mode=”normal” autoplay=”no”]

 

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Morticia & Wednesday Addams Join Monster High Skullector Series

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Believe it or not, Mattel’s Monster High doll brand has an immense following with both young and not-so-young collectors. 

In that same vein, the fan base for The Addams Family is also very large. Now, the two are collaborating to create a line of collectible dolls that celebrate both worlds and what they have created is a combination of fashion dolls and goth fantasy. Forget Barbie, these ladies know who they are.

The dolls are based on Morticia and Wednesday Addams from the 2019 Addams Family animated movie. 

As with any niche collectibles these aren’t cheap they bring with them a $90 price tag, but it’s an investment as a lot of these toys become more valuable over time. 

“There goes the neighborhood. Meet the Addams Family’s ghoulishly glamorous mother-daughter duo with a Monster High twist. Inspired by the animated movie and clad in spiderweb lace and skull prints, the Morticia and Wednesday Addams Skullector doll two-pack makes for a gift that’s so macabre, it’s downright pathological.”

If you want to pre-purchase this set check out The Monster High website.

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Wednesday Addams Skullector doll
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1994’s ‘The Crow’ Coming Back to Theaters for A New Special Engagement

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Cinemark recently announced that they will be bringing The Crow back from the dead once again. This announcement comes just in time for the film’s 30th anniversary. Cinemark will be playing The Crow in select theaters on May 29th and 30th.

For those unaware, The Crow is a fantastic film based on the gritty graphic novel by James O’Barr. Widely considered one of the best films of the 90s, The Crow’s lifespan was cut short when Brandon Lee died of an accidental on set shooting.

The official synapsis of the film is as follows. “The modern-gothic original that entranced audiences and critics alike, The Crow tells the tale of a young musician brutally murdered alongside his beloved fiancée, only to be risen from the grave by a mysterious crow. Seeking revenge, he battles a criminal underground that must answer for its crimes. Adapted from the comic book saga of the same name, this action-packed thriller from director Alex Proyas (Dark City) features hypnotic style, dazzling visuals, and a soulful performance by the late Brandon Lee.”

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The timing of this release couldn’t be better. As a new generation of fans eagerly awaits the release of The Crow remake, they can now see the classic film in all of its glory. As much as we love Bill Skarsgard (IT), there is something timeless in Brandon Lee’s performance in the film.

This theatrical release is part of the Scream Greats series. This is a collaboration between Paramount Scares and Fangoria to bring audiences some of the best classic horror films. So far, they are doing a fantastic job.

That’s all the information we have at this time. Make sure to check back here for more news and updates.

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Hugh Jackman & Jodie Comer Team Up for a New Dark Robin Hood Adaptation

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A report from Deadline details director Michal Sarnoski’s (A Quiet Place: Day One) newest project, The Death of Robin Hood. The film is set to feature Hugh Jackman (Logan) and Jodie Comer (The End We Start From).

Michael Sarnoski will write and direct the new Robin Hood adaptation. Jackman will be reunited with Aaron Ryder (The Prestige), who is producing the film. The Death of Robin Hood is expected to be a hot item at the upcoming Cannes film market.

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Deadline describes the films as the following. “The film is a darker reimagining of the classic Robin Hood tale. Set of its time, the film will see the title character grappling with his past after a life of crime and murder, a battleworn loner who finds himself gravely injured and in the hands of a mysterious woman, who offers him a chance at salvation.”

Lyrical Media will be financing the film. Alexander Black will produce the film alongside Ryder and Andrew Sweet. Black gave Deadline the following information about the project. “We are thrilled to be part of this very special project and to be working with a visionary director in Michael, a phenomenal cast in Hugh and Jodie, and producing with our frequent collaborators, Ryder and Swett at RPC.”

“This is not the story of Robin Hood we’ve all come to know,” Ryder and Swett stated to Deadline “Instead, Michael has crafted something far more grounded and visceral. Thanks to Alexander Black and our friends at Lyrical along with Rama and Michael, the world is going to love seeing Hugh and Jodie together in this epic.”

Jodie Comer

Sarnoski seems to be excited by the project as well. He offered Deadline the following information about the film.

“It has been an incredible opportunity to reinvent and freshly innovate the story we all know of Robin Hood. Securing the perfect cast to transform the script to screen was essential. I could not be more thrilled and trusting in Hugh and Jodie to bring this story to life in a powerful and meaningful way.”

We are still a long way away from seeing this Robin Hood tale. Production is expected to begin in February of 2025. However, it does sound like it will be a fun entry into the Robin Hood canon.

That’s all the information we have at this time.

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