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10 Unconventional Deadly Weapons

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Horror movies tend to follow a specific pattern when it comes to the deaths of its characters.  It’s normally a pretty straight-forward plan; chase teenager with butcher knife, a demon or ghost haunts a family, an ax-murderer stalks its next victim.

However, every once in a while, fans will come across a movie that uses an unconventional item to kill off its characters.  This list is dedicated to all the creative screenwriters and directors.  Here’s a list of ten unconventional deadly weapons:

A basketball-“Deadly Friend” (1986)

When a woman, Samantha Pringle, is killed by her father, she is implanted with the microchip on an insane robot (naturally). With the microchip in her brain, she goes into a killing spree (obviously). Aside from the super strength she obtains from the microchip, she also becomes super creative with her chosen tools.  She uses a basketball to smash Mama Fratelli’s skull, shattering her head completely.  Notices how she is still capable of making throat noises…

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Records-“Shaun of the Dead” (2004)

Shaun and Ed are best friends who are stuck in a path to nowhere.  When the world is overtaken by zombies, it seems neither one of them are aware, and can’t decipher that it’s the end of the world until it’s almost too late.  After a zombie intruder enters the house, they take swift action by heeding to the advice that killing the zombies means “removing the head, or destroying the brain.”  They proceed to throw everything but the kitchen sink at the pair of zombies in Shaun’s backyard.  The funniest items, and the ones that stick, are the records.  Granted, this isn’t necessarily an object that kills the targets, it’s still funny to think Shaun and Ed thought they could.

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Microwave-“Last House on the Left” (2009)

If someone you loved was brutalized, you’d want revenge too, in the most creative ways known to man.

That’s exactly what Mari’s father, John, decides to do with the ringleader of the gang of convicts, Krug. John, a doctor, paralyzes him with a drug and sticks his head in the microwave.  You can imagine what happens next.

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Blender-“You’re Next” (2011)

A home invasion turns bloody when everyone in the Davison family is brutally murdered one by one.  What the invaders didn’t expect, was that Crispian’s Aussie girlfriend, Erin, grew up at a survivalist camp, and is the “McGyver” of defending herself.

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Folding Bed-“Freddy vs Jason” (2003)

Probably the two most creative killers in the horror movie market are Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees.

While fighting each other, they also keep busy by terrorizing another group of teenagers.  In the most creative scene of the movie, Jason uses a folding bed to twist one of the teenagers up like a pretzel.

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Curling Iron-“Sleepaway Camp” (1983)

For anyone who has accidentally brushed the side of their neck with a curling iron, the idea that a curling iron could be used as a weapon isn’t all that surprising.

However, in “Sleepaway Camp”, the curling iron is placed in an unmentionable area, and the horror of the use of a curling iron resurfaces.

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Garage Door-“Scream” (1996)

For the majority of “Scream”, the kills are pretty basic: stabbed with a knife. In one particular scene, however, Ghostface kills off blonde bimbo Tatum with a garage door.

After throwing beer bottles, and hitting Ghostface with a freezer door, Tatum tries to crawl out of the doggy door in the garage.  It doesn’t quite work out for her.

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Jacuzzi-“Halloween 2” (1981)

Another franchise usually known for straightforward killing is “Halloween”.

In the second installment of “Halloween”, ambulance driver Budd and nurse Karen are enjoying each other inside a jacuzzi.  When Budd goes to check on the heat of the pool, which has seemed to rise to scorching heights, he is strangled by Michael Meyers. Michael approaches Karen, who mistakens him for Budd. She regrets that mistake, as Michael uses the jacuzzi as a boiling pot.

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Corn on the Cob-“Sleepwalkers” (1992)

Most people hate vegetables, and despise eating them.  But, most people aren’t killed by the nutritional food.

In the adaptation of Stephen King’s novel Sleepwalkers, Mary and Charles Brady are an unconventional family.  In an attempt to “feed” her dying son, Mary kills off a few cast members.  Corn on the cob never looked so unsavory. You can’t have any dessert, though, if you don’t eat your veggies.

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Cell phone-“See No Evil” (2006)

You’ve met those people who seemingly have their cell phone glued to their head, right?  Well nothing says “Can you hear me now?” quite like the cell phone scene in “See No Evil”.

While trying to hide from Goodnight, Zoe’s cell phone goes off.  Once again, we see flashbacks of Goodnight’s abusive childhood, and he decides to take his anger out on poor Zoe’s throat.

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Honorable mentions:  

Pogo Stick-“Leprechaun” (1993)

Umbrella-“Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2” (1987)

Flare gun-“Donkey Punch” (2008)

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal’s in ‘Presumed Innocent’

Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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