Written by Patti Pauley
If you were a child of the ’90s, chances are you may have sunken your teeth into a pack of glorious Shark Bites fruit snacks. These totally retro fun-sized Jaws globs of sugar were a consistent staple in my house growing up and I fondly remember getting stupid excited when I would pull out the Great White gummy from a package. Sometimes those little packs were stuffed with a ton of little Bruce bites, while some packs shafted you and you were left with nothing but Makos’. Every little pack was an adventure and while other kids were eating those crappy Welch fruit snacks, we were chomping down on the predators’ of the goddamn ocean.
Shark Bites have since been discontinued, grumbles, however, our favorite online store specializing in horror decor of the same name, is kicking off Shark Week 2017 with a resurrection of Shark Bites in candle form! Of course, this isn’t the first time Horrordecor.net has set off our smells for nostalgia as the company that specializes in making every day into a living nightmare, also produces Ecto Cooler candles. I own one guys. The citrus scent that protrudes as you uncover the glass lid topper is spot fucking on.
The candle that stands at 3.5″ has a 25 hour burn time and contains a swirl of orange and white fruit punch scented soy wax and is EXTREMELY LIMITED. Once Shark Week 2017 comes to a close, so the order for these candles and the website’s other Shark Week specials that include beach scented shark wax melts, a brand new Amity Island pillow, and the super sweet Predator vs Shark pillow. So take advantage now over at Horrordecor while these awesome products are available because they will disappear after July 29th, 2017!