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The Aging of Laurie Strode: Can She Still Survive Michael at 60?

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Jamie Lee Curtis was about 20-years-old when she made John Carpenter’s Halloween; about two years older than the high school character Laurie Strode she portrays in the film, but with four decades now between them can this famous babysitter still take on The Shape?

I don’t think Miss Curtis would mind me asking that, she has always been self-aware, not just Hollywood-conscious either. She appeared on a national magazine cover sans make-up and Photoshop, and those Activia Probiotic yogurt commercials which promote regularity have educated millions on gut health.

With the new Halloween coming out this year — one which completely ignores any sequels, including Halloween 2, people wonder if Laurie is still badass enough to face down Michael.

Let’s not forget Michael himself is two years older than Laurie. He was 6-years-old when he killed his older sister in 1963. I’m not good at math, but I estimate that puts Mike at about 61, 62?

It’s the battle of the seniors!

I’m going to emphasize here that none of the many sequels are referenced for continuity in this latest film according to its writers: in this universe part one happened and that’s it.

In addition, we don’t know anything about this latest script. Laurie could die within the first 10 minutes, but that would really upset people who love the original concept and are expecting a showdown.

But let’s say for the sake of argument that Laurie is in the majority of the film, and true to his nature Michael still holds a grudge.

Jamie Lee Curtis recently tweeted out a photo of herself on the set of the new Halloween movie. She looks gorgeous and confident and has reclaimed her signature feathered coif. Even though that image was well-received by fans, some questioned the reality of whether or not she’s able-bodied enough to take on the massive serial killer.

The short answer is: Hell yes!

Hell yes because Laurie showed us 40-years ago she could do it. She was not only a strong person physically, she was also very clever. The horror genre got its first taste of girl power thanks to Curtis’ performance: it was made at time when people thought young women were weak. I remember the term “women’s lib” being volleyed around like a punchline back then.

Hell yes because in this day and age men are seriously being put to task for their overpowering and harmfully aggressive actions. Assuming Laurie is living in this current climate, do you think this woman is going to let a man overpower her or her family?

Hell yes because age is no longer a factor in gauging how powerful a woman is. Let’s take a look at Lin Shaye as Elise in the Insidious films. Elise is so powerful at 74 that she faces off against men not only in the physical realm but in the supernatural one too using the powers of her body and mind.

Hell yes because even in real life 60-year-olds kick ass. One woman in Cleveland this past September fought off her wrench-wielding attacker in a robbery attempt. “I was determined,” she said. “I was not going to let this man take me down. It was like, he’s got a wrench, I can’t just let him beat me.”

I think that statement pretty much sums up Laurie’s attitude whether in 1978 or 2018. She is not going to let Michael beat her; not physically, not competitively.

So to all those people out there who think a 60-year-old woman going up against Michael Myers is going to be a victim in the outcome, just look at her face in that photo from the set.

There are a few more wrinkles sure, but the attitude conveyed therein doesn’t look like she’s going to go out without a fight.

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Yay or Nay: What’s Good and Bad in Horror This Week

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Welcome to Yay or Nay a weekly mini post about what I think is good and bad news in the horror community written in bite-sized chunks. 

Yay:

Mike Flanagan talking about directing the next chapter in the Exorcist trilogy. That might mean he saw the last one and realized there were two left and if he does anything well it’s draw out a story. 

Yay:

To the announcement of a new IP-based film Mickey Vs Winnie. It’s fun to read comical hot takes from people who haven’t even seen the movie yet.

Nay:

The new Faces of Death reboot gets an R rating. It’s not really fair — Gen-Z should get an unrated version like past generations so they can question their mortality the same as the rest of us did. 

Yay:

Russell Crowe is doing another possession movie. He’s quickly becoming another Nic Cage by saying yes to every script, bringing the magic back to B-movies, and more money into VOD. 

Nay:

Putting The Crow back in theaters for its 30th anniversary. Re-releasing classic movies at the cinema to celebrate a milestone is perfectly fine, but doing so when the lead actor in that film was killed on set due to neglect is a cash grab of the worst kind. 

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The Top-Searched Free Horror/Action Movies on Tubi This Week

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The free streaming service Tubi is a great place to scroll when you’re unsure what to watch. They are not sponsored or affiliated with iHorror. Still, we really appreciate their library because it’s so robust and has many obscure horror movies so rare you can’t find them anywhere in the wild except, if you’re lucky, in a moist cardboard box at a yard sale. Other than Tubi, where else are you going to find Nightwish (1990), Spookies (1986), or The Power (1984)?

We take a look at the most searched horror titles on the platform this week, hopefully, to save you some time in your endeavor to find something free to watch on Tubi.

Interestingly at the top of the list is one of the most polarizing sequels ever made, the female-led Ghostbusters reboot from 2016. Perhaps viewers have seen the latest sequel Frozen Empire and are curious about this franchise anomaly. They will be happy to know it’s not as bad as some think and is genuinely funny in spots.

So take a look at the list below and tell us if you are interested in any of them this weekend.

1. Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016)

An otherworldly invasion of New York City assembles a pair of proton-packed paranormal enthusiasts, a nuclear engineer and a subway worker for battle.An otherworldly invasion of New York City assembles a pair of proton-packed paranormal enthusiasts, a nuclear engineer and a subway worker for battle.

2. Rampage

When a group of animals becomes vicious after a genetic experiment goes awry, a primatologist must find an antidote to avert a global catastrophe.

3. The Conjuring The Devil Made Me Do It

Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren uncover an occult conspiracy as they help a defendant argue that a demon forced him to commit murder.

4. Terrifier 2

After being resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County, where his next victims, a teenage girl and her brother, await.

5. Don’t Breathe

A group of teens breaks into a blind man’s home, thinking they’ll get away with the perfect crime but get more than they bargained for once inside.

6. The Conjuring 2

In one of their most terrifying paranormal investigations, Lorraine and Ed Warren help a single mother of four in a house plagued by sinister spirits.

7. Child’s Play (1988)

A dying serial killer uses voodoo to transfer his soul into a Chucky doll which winds up in the hands of a boy who may be the doll’s next victim.

8. Jeepers Creepers 2

When their bus breaks down on a deserted road, a team of high school athletes discovers an opponent they cannot defeat and may not survive.

9. Jeepers Creepers

After making a horrific discovery in the basement of an old church, a pair of siblings find themselves the chosen prey of an indestructible force.

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Morticia & Wednesday Addams Join Monster High Skullector Series

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Believe it or not, Mattel’s Monster High doll brand has an immense following with both young and not-so-young collectors. 

In that same vein, the fan base for The Addams Family is also very large. Now, the two are collaborating to create a line of collectible dolls that celebrate both worlds and what they have created is a combination of fashion dolls and goth fantasy. Forget Barbie, these ladies know who they are.

The dolls are based on Morticia and Wednesday Addams from the 2019 Addams Family animated movie. 

As with any niche collectibles these aren’t cheap they bring with them a $90 price tag, but it’s an investment as a lot of these toys become more valuable over time. 

“There goes the neighborhood. Meet the Addams Family’s ghoulishly glamorous mother-daughter duo with a Monster High twist. Inspired by the animated movie and clad in spiderweb lace and skull prints, the Morticia and Wednesday Addams Skullector doll two-pack makes for a gift that’s so macabre, it’s downright pathological.”

If you want to pre-purchase this set check out The Monster High website.

Wednesday Addams Skullector doll
Wednesday Addams Skullector doll
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Morticia Addams Skullector doll
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