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Just when we thought the sighting of creepy clowns had passed and it was safe to go back out at night without encountering one of these faced painted hell bastards, we were wrong.  Dead wrong.  Not only are the clowns back, but one in particular has stepped up his game to murder.

Early Tuesday morning shortly after midnight a man was attacked by a clown in the parking lot of a Torchy’s Tacos in downtown Denver, Colorado.  According to witnesses this particular assailant looked like the love child of Captain Spaulding and Freddy Krueger.  He wore white face make up with black streaks, and on his gloved hand were knives attached to each finger, each were about two to three inches long in length.

Witnesses explained the fight did not begin in the fast food parking lot, rather it started a few streets away.  Allegedly the clown began to verbally threaten his victim, stalking him menacingly from behind down the streets of Denver.  He then escalated the situation by beating him as the man tried to escape by fleeing to the abandoned Torchy’s parking lot.


The assailant pursued the man into the parking lot until the victim collapsed in fear of the clown.  With a single slash to the throat with his bladed fingers he took the life of the man in front of him.  The victim was later identified as 29 year old Brian Lucero.  This truly sounds like the things horror movies are made of.

After the viscous attack the clown hopped aboard his scooter and rode away into the night.  Fortunately for the town of Denver the assailant was later discovered on the city’s High Activity Location Observation (HALO) camera.  He was covered in blood and still wearing the clown face make up as witnesses reported him to be seen wearing earlier.  The footage revealed he was trying to dispose of evidence near a Denver Public School.  This was later confirmed when police retrieved a bloody knife from the bushes near the school.

The clown was later apprehended when he once again took to his getaway scooter and was spotted riding along the busy Denver Intersection of West Amanda Avenue and Lipan Street.  This is when the police made their move and apprehended the suspect in connection with the parking lot murder earlier that night.

Once taken into custody the officers declared the man behind the make up to be 36 year old Christian Lee Gulzow.  Guzlow, who has an extensive history in the criminal justice system and earned himself the nickname Diablo, denied the events witnesses reported from the Torchy’s Taco parking lot.  Instead he claimed the victim attacked him, and he was merely trying to prevent his scooter from being stolen.  When questioned about the cut to the victim’s throat which coroner’s concluded caused Lucero’s death, the clown claimed he must have fallen on one of his spiked bracelets he was wearing on his wrist.

 

Guzlow is now in custody of the Denver authorities for the investigation of first degree murder.

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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