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5 Killer Clown Movies That Are No Laughing Matter

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Earlier in the week we were treated to a trailer for the utterly ridiculously named Clowntergeist.  Details are slim on the movie at the moment however, if the trailer is anything to go off of this one is looking pretty promising.  If there is one constant in the horror community it’s that everyone loves a good scary clown movie.

The problem with that however is that the market is so saturated with clown movies it’s hard to find one that’s worth the time.  So to help stem the tide a bit let’s take a look at 5 of my own personal favorite killer clown movies.  Not ranked in any particular order, just 5 movies that I would recommend to any fan of clown based horror.

100 Tears

100 Tears is an interesting movie, that is the best way one could possibly describe it.  It’s a piece of B-Movie gold and pretty ridiculous in its premise, essentially a circus clown is accused of committing a crime he had nothing to do with.  So naturally, the only rational reaction is to commit a mass murder spree on those who accused you.

With this being a B-Movie the acting is admittedly pretty rough.  The plot itself is pretty convoluted as well and has more than it’s fair share of “What the hell?” moments.  Where this movie truly shines however, is the gore.  100 Tears follows in the footsteps of other slashers like Friday The 13th, and absolutely loves its gruesome on-screen kills.

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There are many killer clown movies out there, and then there’s 100 Tears.  This particular entry on the list is best watched with friends, especially other gore hounds.  This one is pretty hard to track down a physical copy nowadays, but the internet is a fantastic place for finding obscure horror films after all.

If you decide to give this guy a watch prepare yourself for copious amounts of blood and violence.  As well as  plot so nonsensical you’d think it was another 80’s Friday The 13th or Halloween knock off film.

Stephen King’s It

No list of killer clown movies could be complete without an entry from IT.  By now everyone knows the plot, a group of young friends band together to fight off a demon that feeds on children and takes on the form of a clown.  Based on possibly one of the greatest entries to horror fiction IT has become a household name in the horror community.

With Tim Curry bringing his A-Game as the killer clown himself Pennywise, it truly makes for a memorable villain.  Pennywise is the central force in this movie and it’s interesting that his clown makeup for the most part seems normal.  Most of the onscreen horror involving everyone’s favorite monster has him taking shape of the things that scare his victims most.

“They all float down here”

The original IT was a made for TV special and ripped out the hearts of horror fans everywhere.  IT is truly a horror classic and an important piece to our twisted little culture.  With the upcoming remake all we can do is hope that it will be as wonderfully terrifying as the early leaks are promising it to be.

KillJoy

I’m going to be completely honest here, the KillJoy series of films are some of my absolute favorite killer clown movies out on the market.  If you’re a fellow lover of B-Horror then you my friends are in for a treat.  The Killjoy movies embody everything that make for an amazing B-Movie experience.

The lead antagonist is funny, has plenty of young fodder to slaughter for whatever reason he deems necessary, and finally the clown makeup used for KIllJoy is absolutely great.  As the series progresses KillJoy even goes so far as to create more killer clowns to help add to his body count of senseless prey.

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Let us not forget that this series of films is the one that involves blowing up hell just to prove how evil KillJoy is.  If that makes no sense to you then congratulations, you’re still sane.  Go into these movies expecting a horror comedy and you’ll have a good time.  They can be found pretty cheap nowadays and are worth the money for a few cheap laughs.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Speaking of horror comedies with clowns lets look at the film that truly nailed the concept before it was popular.  Killer Klowns From Outer Space is a very love it or hate it kind of film.  The best way I can possibly hope to describe it is that simply, it is an experience everyone should have at least once in their lives.

The plot is nonsensical, the Klowns are ridiculous, and of course the local townspeople are so stupid it’s painful.  All of that however gels together to create a film truly special and close to many a horror fanatics heart.  If you enjoy horror comedies then do yourself a favor and watch this movie, as soon as you possibly can.

The film is so popular that we’re even getting a TV series adaptation.  While personally I would prefer another full length movie more Killer Klown action will always be a plus in my book.  There are no words to describe this film that would even come close to doing it justice.  Simply put, watch the film for yourself and discover what everyone loves so much about those wacky Killer Klowns.

Stitches 

This lovely little project was brought to the world from Ireland, and similar to 100 Tears it’s another story of revenge.  The major difference being that Stitches himself is trying to avenge his own accidental death while entertaining at a child’s birthday party.  The only thing scarier than a killer clown is a zombie killer clown.

Stitches is a horror comedy and it’s the comedy where this film truly shines.  The horror is there but takes a back seat to the comedy, and the kills really try to explore the idea of Stitches being a clown.  Do not expect this film to be more lighthearted than the other entries on this list however.  Stitches is incredibly dark and not afraid to use copious amounts of gore when necessary.

If you’ve ever wanted to watch a party going teen be brutally murdered by an ice cream scoop, then worry no more Stitches has got you covered.  This is another film that’s difficult to talk about without spoiling the movie.  If you’re a fan of horror comedies, or simply killer clown movies then do yourself a favor and check this one out.

And there we have it 5 of my own personal favorite killer clown movies, and hopefully you saw a few of your own on here as well.  If not why not give these movies a chance they’re all fantastic in their own right.  The market is saturated with killer clown movies so it was incredibly difficult to narrow it down to 5 entries, but those who made the cut are truly horror gems.

Need more killer clown action in your life? Then check out the trailer for the upcoming ridiculously named Clowntergeist, it’s looking pretty promising so far.  Check out the trailer and our thoughts here.

For those fans of Charmed out there, a reboot may be coming on the horizon.  You can read up on the news here.

 

 

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Panic Fest 2024 Review: ‘The Ceremony Is About To Begin’

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People will look for answers and belonging in the darkest places and the darkest people. The Osiris Collective is a commune predicated upon ancient Egyptian theology and was run by the mysterious Father Osiris. The group boasted dozens of members, each forgoing their old lives for one held in the Egyptian themed land owned by Osiris in Northern California. But the good times take a turn for the worst when in 2018, an upstart member of the collective named Anubis (Chad Westbrook Hinds) reports Osiris disappearing while mountain climbing and declaring himself the new leader. A schism ensued with many members leaving the cult under Anubis’ unhinged leadership. A documentary is being made by a young man named Keith (John Laird) whose fixation with The Osiris Collective stems from his girlfriend Maddy leaving him for the group several years ago. When Keith gets invited to document the commune by Anubis himself, he decides to investigate, only to get wrapped up in horrors he couldn’t even imagine…

The Ceremony Is About To Begin is the latest genre twisting horror film from Red Snow‘s Sean Nichols Lynch. This time tackling cultist horror along with a mockumentary style and the Egyptian mythology theme for the cherry on top. I was a big fan of Red Snow‘s subversiveness of the vampire romance sub-genre and was excited to see what this take would bring. While the movie has some interesting ideas and a decent tension between the meek Keith and the erratic Anubis, it just doesn’t exactly thread everything together in a succinct fashion.

The story begins with a true crime documentary style interviewing former members of The Osiris Collective and sets-up what led the cult to where it is now. This aspect of the storyline, especially Keith’s own personal interest in the cult, made it an interesting plotline. But aside from some clips later on, it doesn’t play as much a factor. The focus is largely on the dynamic between Anubis and Keith, which is toxic to put it lightly. Interestingly, Chad Westbrook Hinds and John Lairds are both credited as writers on The Ceremony Is About To Begin and definitely feel like they’re putting their all into these characters. Anubis is the very definition of a cult leader. Charismatic, philosophical, whimsical, and threateningly dangerous at the drop of a hat.

Yet strangely, the commune is deserted of all cult members. Creating a ghost town that only amps up the danger as Keith documents Anubis’ alleged utopia. A lot of the back and forth between them drags at times as they struggle for control and Anubis keeps continuing to convince Keith to stick around despite the threatening situation. This does lead to a pretty fun and bloody finale that fully leans into mummy horror.

Overall, despite meandering and having a bit of a slow pace, The ceremony Is About To Begin is a fairly entertaining cult, found footage, and mummy horror hybrid. If you want mummies, it delivers on mummies!

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“Mickey Vs. Winnie”: Iconic Childhood Characters Collide in A Terrifying Versus Slasher

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iHorror is diving deep into film production with a chilling new project that’s sure to redefine your childhood memories. We’re thrilled to introduce ‘Mickey vs. Winnie,’ a groundbreaking horror slasher directed by Glenn Douglas Packard. This isn’t just any horror slasher; it’s a visceral showdown between twisted versions of childhood favorites Mickey Mouse and Winnie-the-Pooh. ‘Mickey vs. Winnie’ brings together the now-public-domain characters from A. A. Milne’s ‘Winnie-the-Pooh’ books and Mickey Mouse from the 1920s ‘Steamboat Willie’ cartoon in a VS battle like never before seen.

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Set in the 1920s, the plot kicks off with a disturbing narrative about two convicts who escape into a cursed forest, only to be swallowed by its dark essence. Fast forward a hundred years, and the story picks up with a group of thrill-seeking friends whose nature getaway goes horribly wrong. They accidentally venture into the same cursed woods, finding themselves face-to-face with the now monstrous versions of Mickey and Winnie. What follows is a night filled with terror, as these beloved characters mutate into horrifying adversaries, unleashing a frenzy of violence and bloodshed.

Glenn Douglas Packard, an Emmy-nominated choreographer turned filmmaker known for his work on “Pitchfork,” brings a unique creative vision to this film. Packard describes “Mickey vs. Winnie” as a tribute to horror fans’ love for iconic crossovers, which often remain just a fantasy due to licensing restrictions. “Our film celebrates the thrill of combining legendary characters in unexpected ways, serving up a nightmarish yet exhilarating cinematic experience,” says Packard.

Produced by Packard and his creative partner Rachel Carter under the Untouchables Entertainment banner, and our very own Anthony Pernicka, founder of iHorror, “Mickey vs. Winnie” promises to deliver an entirely new take on these iconic figures. “Forget what you know about Mickey and Winnie,” Pernicka enthuses. “Our film portrays these characters not as mere masked figures but as transformed, live-action horrors that merge innocence with malevolence. The intense scenes crafted for this movie will change how you see these characters forever.”

Currently underway in Michigan, the production of “Mickey vs. Winnie” is a testament to pushing boundaries, which horror loves to do. As iHorror ventures into producing our own films, we’re excited to share this thrilling, terrifying journey with you, our loyal audience. Stay tuned for more updates as we continue to transform the familiar into the frightful in ways you’ve never imagined.

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Mike Flanagan Comes Aboard To Assist in Completion of ‘Shelby Oaks’

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If you have been following Chris Stuckmann on YouTube you are aware of the struggles he has had getting his horror movie Shelby Oaks finished. But there’s good news about the project today. Director Mike Flanagan (Ouija: Origin Of Evil, Doctor Sleep and The Haunting) is backing the film as a co-executive producer which might bring it much closer to being released. Flanagan is a part of the collective Intrepid Pictures which also includes Trevor Macy and Melinda Nishioka.

Shelby Oaks
Shelby Oaks

Stuckmann is a YouTube movie critic who’s been on the platform for over a decade. He came under some scrutiny for announcing on his channel two years ago that he would no longer be reviewing films negatively. However contrary to that statement, he did a non-review essay of the panned Madame Web recently saying, that studios strong-arm directors to make films just for the sake of keeping failing franchises alive. It seemed like a critique disguised as a discussion video.

But Stuckmann has his own movie to worry about. In one of Kickstarter’s most successful campaigns, he managed to raise over $1 million for his debut feature film Shelby Oaks which now sits in post-production. 

Hopefully, with Flanagan and Intrepid’s help, the road to Shelby Oak’s completion is reaching its end. 

“It’s been inspiring to watch Chris working toward his dreams over the past few years, and the tenacity and DIY spirit he displayed while bringing Shelby Oaks to life reminded me so much of my own journey over a decade ago,” Flanagan told Deadline. “It’s been an honor to walk a few steps with him on his path, and to offer support for Chris’ vision for his ambitious, unique movie. I can’t wait to see where he goes from here.”

Stuckmann says Intrepid Pictures has inspired him for years and, “it’s a dream come true to work with Mike and Trevor on my first feature.”

Producer Aaron B. Koontz of Paper Street Pictures has been working with Stuckmann since the beginning is also excited about the collaboration.

“For a film that had such a hard time getting going, it’s remarkable the doors that then opened to us,” said Koontz. “The success of our Kickstarter followed by the on-going leadership and guidance from Mike, Trevor, and Melinda is beyond anything I could have hoped for.”

Deadline describes the plot of Shelby Oaks as follows:

“A combination of documentary, found footage, and traditional film footage styles, Shelby Oaks centers on Mia’s (Camille Sullivan) frantic search for her sister, Riley, (Sarah Durn) who ominously disappeared in the last tape of her “Paranormal Paranoids” investigative series. As Mia’s obsession grows, she begins to suspect that the imaginary demon from Riley’s childhood may have been real.”

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