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Review: “She Kills” is a Hilarious Must See!

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Ridiculous. Disgusting. Fun.

Ridiculous. Disgusting. Fun as all hell.

From Ron Bonk comes a nearly perfectly executed grindhouse horror/comedy film, She Kills. Starring Jennie Russo as the lead character Sadie, She Kills takes the body horror genre to a disgusting new level, making Teeth look like a Disney Channel movie. I recently had the pleasure of viewing it before it’s been released.

The synopsis from the advanced screening reads as follows:

“Sadie’s life is destroyed when a vicious gang called ‘The Touchers’ targets her for their sadistic fantasies after witnessing her sexy but innocent naked frolicking in a nearby field. On her wedding night, they attack her and her husband Edwin, brutalizing both of them. But during the attack, the virgin bride discovers a dangerous secret about her body—she is cursed with the legendary ‘Fire Crotch,’ a condition where Satan has laid claim to her vagina. After visiting her fortune-teller friend Casparella, a space exorcism is attempted on her meat flaps, but it only ends up unlocking secret hidden powers inside her. Her hatchet wound becomes lethal, her most deadly weapon in her thirst for revenge against The Touchers and her fight against lustful men everywhere!”

Wow. Yes, you read that right. This is a movie about a possessed killer vagina. Filled with loads of cheap practical effects (the movie cost only $8,000 to make) and very inventive ways of making the female genitalia a weapon of mass destruction, this sleazy homage to late ’70’s grindhouse films succeeds in not only grossing you out, but also cracking you up the entire time. If David Wain and Michael Showalter of Wet Hot American Summer fame decided to do a spoof on the exploitation genre, it would most likely look a lot like She Kills. The humor is over the top and ridiculous; I learned several new absolutely gross slang terms for a vagina. The acting, for what this movie is, works wonderfully. It’s corny dialogue works well to fit into the genre, almost making you wonder if this movie really was from the time period it is taking reference from.

It probably comes as no surprise from the description that this movie is highly offensive. So much so, that when my puppy curled up with me on my lap to cuddle as I watched the screening, I felt bad having such a sweet innocent thing bear witness to this movie and moved her into the other room. Bodily fluids fly freely throughout the film and sex pervades mostly the entire film. Jennie Russo is an actress that is obviously very comfortable being nude on film, and I won’t complain about that one bit. The death scenes are very inventive and make good use of the effects they had, saving the best and most creative one for the last kill, which leaves you laughing while cringing at the obscenity of it all.

"Are you telling me my mustache isn't cool!?"

“Are you telling me my mustache isn’t cool!?”

The Touchers are just as awesome as the main character of the film. The gang’s leader, Dirk, sports one of the dumbest mustaches of all time, which goes down onto his neck, passes through his chest and then circles onto his nipples, all connected. He’s cool, he’s sexy, he’s the man, and you don’t want to mess with the mighty Dirk. Also, he carries around a bag of dried cold sores to munch on. Nice. The rest of the ensemble is great too, and you have to give bonus points to the big goon Blue for having a Leatherface portrait on his arm.

Clocking in at 141 minutes, the movie seems to drag a bit at times, featuring a disco scene that went on for what seemed like forever. Fortunately, whenever there is a lull in the movie something either funny or disgusting (or both) comes up almost immediately and you forget about whatever scene felt too long. The hilarity of it all truly redeems this film from anything that feels like it has been dragging on.

All in all, She Kills is a horribly disgusting and hilarious film but not for the weak of heart. This is definitely a movie that needs to be seen to believed. Space exorcisms. Black Jesus. Martial Arts. Killer vaginas. Exploding penises. It’s all there.

I reached out to filmmaker Ron Bonk and found out the movie will be released to festivals and theaters in September, with a Blu-Ray, Dvd, and VHS (!!!) release around March or April 2016. You can visit the official Facebook page to keep yourself updated here.

In the meantime, be sure to watch the trailer below!

 

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Yay or Nay: What’s Good and Bad in Horror This Week

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Welcome to Yay or Nay a weekly mini post about what I think is good and bad news in the horror community written in bite-sized chunks. 

Yay:

Mike Flanagan talking about directing the next chapter in the Exorcist trilogy. That might mean he saw the last one and realized there were two left and if he does anything well it’s draw out a story. 

Yay:

To the announcement of a new IP-based film Mickey Vs Winnie. It’s fun to read comical hot takes from people who haven’t even seen the movie yet.

Nay:

The new Faces of Death reboot gets an R rating. It’s not really fair — Gen-Z should get an unrated version like past generations so they can question their mortality the same as the rest of us did. 

Yay:

Russell Crowe is doing another possession movie. He’s quickly becoming another Nic Cage by saying yes to every script, bringing the magic back to B-movies, and more money into VOD. 

Nay:

Putting The Crow back in theaters for its 30th anniversary. Re-releasing classic movies at the cinema to celebrate a milestone is perfectly fine, but doing so when the lead actor in that film was killed on set due to neglect is a cash grab of the worst kind. 

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The Top-Searched Free Horror/Action Movies on Tubi This Week

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The free streaming service Tubi is a great place to scroll when you’re unsure what to watch. They are not sponsored or affiliated with iHorror. Still, we really appreciate their library because it’s so robust and has many obscure horror movies so rare you can’t find them anywhere in the wild except, if you’re lucky, in a moist cardboard box at a yard sale. Other than Tubi, where else are you going to find Nightwish (1990), Spookies (1986), or The Power (1984)?

We take a look at the most searched horror titles on the platform this week, hopefully, to save you some time in your endeavor to find something free to watch on Tubi.

Interestingly at the top of the list is one of the most polarizing sequels ever made, the female-led Ghostbusters reboot from 2016. Perhaps viewers have seen the latest sequel Frozen Empire and are curious about this franchise anomaly. They will be happy to know it’s not as bad as some think and is genuinely funny in spots.

So take a look at the list below and tell us if you are interested in any of them this weekend.

1. Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016)

An otherworldly invasion of New York City assembles a pair of proton-packed paranormal enthusiasts, a nuclear engineer and a subway worker for battle.An otherworldly invasion of New York City assembles a pair of proton-packed paranormal enthusiasts, a nuclear engineer and a subway worker for battle.

2. Rampage

When a group of animals becomes vicious after a genetic experiment goes awry, a primatologist must find an antidote to avert a global catastrophe.

3. The Conjuring The Devil Made Me Do It

Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren uncover an occult conspiracy as they help a defendant argue that a demon forced him to commit murder.

4. Terrifier 2

After being resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County, where his next victims, a teenage girl and her brother, await.

5. Don’t Breathe

A group of teens breaks into a blind man’s home, thinking they’ll get away with the perfect crime but get more than they bargained for once inside.

6. The Conjuring 2

In one of their most terrifying paranormal investigations, Lorraine and Ed Warren help a single mother of four in a house plagued by sinister spirits.

7. Child’s Play (1988)

A dying serial killer uses voodoo to transfer his soul into a Chucky doll which winds up in the hands of a boy who may be the doll’s next victim.

8. Jeepers Creepers 2

When their bus breaks down on a deserted road, a team of high school athletes discovers an opponent they cannot defeat and may not survive.

9. Jeepers Creepers

After making a horrific discovery in the basement of an old church, a pair of siblings find themselves the chosen prey of an indestructible force.

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Morticia & Wednesday Addams Join Monster High Skullector Series

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Believe it or not, Mattel’s Monster High doll brand has an immense following with both young and not-so-young collectors. 

In that same vein, the fan base for The Addams Family is also very large. Now, the two are collaborating to create a line of collectible dolls that celebrate both worlds and what they have created is a combination of fashion dolls and goth fantasy. Forget Barbie, these ladies know who they are.

The dolls are based on Morticia and Wednesday Addams from the 2019 Addams Family animated movie. 

As with any niche collectibles these aren’t cheap they bring with them a $90 price tag, but it’s an investment as a lot of these toys become more valuable over time. 

“There goes the neighborhood. Meet the Addams Family’s ghoulishly glamorous mother-daughter duo with a Monster High twist. Inspired by the animated movie and clad in spiderweb lace and skull prints, the Morticia and Wednesday Addams Skullector doll two-pack makes for a gift that’s so macabre, it’s downright pathological.”

If you want to pre-purchase this set check out The Monster High website.

Wednesday Addams Skullector doll
Wednesday Addams Skullector doll
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Morticia Addams Skullector doll
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