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Cutthroat Theatre: Live Tweet TEETH RECAP!

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Aw yes, those were the glorious screams that were coming from living rooms around the land as we sat down to watch 2007’s Teeth in Cutthroat Theatre. If you need some context to what happened on Sunday CLICK HERE! Did you miss the opportunity to join us? Well lucky for you we picked out the best of the best and presenting them with pictures, clips, and gifs! So join us as we look back on Cutthroat Theatre Presents: Teeth!

***Warning! Teeth is a film that covers some very NSFW material. We obviously responded to this with the grace of a 5 yr old who just drank a gallon of Kool-Aid. Proceed with caution***

Pre-Show:

Lets get some snacks!

Lets get some snacks!

Many Theatre patrons shared what snack and beverages they would be having during the Pre-show:

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I would be lying if I said I wasn’t jealous of Jay’s brandy.

But then, SHOWTIME!

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Already with the weird hashtags.

Then the movie hits us with Shots of the local power plant which is suppose to explain the teeth and the mother’s cancer, even though they never out right say it, they sure do drive this point across:

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Then of course We had a little fun at the expense of Nick Jonas, as one of the victims looks like him:

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I mean, can you blame us?
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Michele getting way too excited about the Nick Jonas look-alike, or for penis mutilation, can’t tell……

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Aquaman Underroos. Gets them every time.

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Pun FULY intended!

At one point they mention avoiding a PG-13 movie. Of course we couldn’t let that go:

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Then there were some creepy kids, because this movie wasn’t already an advert for abstinence:

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Naturally after one’s vagina bites off their partner’s penis one would want to go to the OBGYN:

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Then one of her “victims” was some dillweed who thought business cards were the way to a woman’s heart:

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Specifically this dillweed.

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And did we Mention her psychotic step brother who is in love with her? No?:

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For context, Brad (the step brother) punch a casanova in the face. It was glorious.

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This of course ended in a great finale of something awful happening to a penis (seeing a trend here?):

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This was then followed by this elderly gentlemen:

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This makes me very uncomfortable.

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So what did everyone think about the film?:

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We would just like to take a moment to thank everyone who joined in on the fun! We certainly had a blast watching this film with everyone and will be bring more Live Tweet viewings in future installments of CUTTHROAT THEATRE!

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AND NOW: Quotes made better when taken out of context!

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