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The 10 Most WTF Moments from ‘Zombeavers’

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Zombeavers attackAdmittedly, writing an article about WTF moments from a movie about zombie beavers seems too easy. It practically writes itself. But come on, it had to be done. Zombeavers is full of WTF, so let’s get right to it and have some fun. (Minor SPOILERS ahead, but you were either going to watch this or you weren’t, so I’m guessing you won’t mind.)

10. As if Bill Burr’s appearance in the opening scene wasn’t enough of a giveaway that this is just as much a comedy as it is a horror film, the animated opening credits sequence confirms it. I half expected Elmer Fudd to appear with a shotgun. “Be vewy quiet. I’m hunting beavers, huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!”

9. Speaking of that opening scene, the guy riding alongside Bill Burr, the guy with the long hair, mustache, and trucker hat? Yeah, that’s John Mayer. “Your wig is a wonderland…” Zombeavers John Mayer

8. On their way to the wilderness, the three girls, Mary, Zoe, and Jenn, are talking guys and dicks, dicks and guys. And dicks. In fact, Zoe is happily swiping through a series of dick pics from her boyfriend on her phone. Yes, we the viewers have just received unsolicited dick pics.

7. Yikes, a bear! Better cover your boobs, that’ll protect you from a mauling!

6. “I feel like a Power Ranger!” I guess that’s one thing you could say while having sex.

5. Cell phone not getting any reception? Need to call for help on a land line? Good luck with that, since those clever bucktoothed bastards chewed through all the phone lines. They’re smarter than your average zombeaver!

4. If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a dudebro, does a beaver laugh? (Yes).

3. Viewer: “Of course! Here comes the inevitable lesbian sex scene—OH SHIT! OH HELL NO, SON!”

2. Dentists would make a killing fixing the new, rampant bucktooth problem among the local populace! Or, wait, let me rephrase that—dentists would be killed by the new, rampant bucktoothed populace if they tried to fix it. That’s better. Zombeavers zombie lady

1. Whack-a-Mole is so yesterday. These days it’s all about Whack-a-Beaver. Zombeavers Whack-a-Beaver

For these and many other WTF moments, watch Zombeavers, now streaming on Netflix.  Check out the trailer below. [youtube id=”I5-1XTjYZC8″ align=”center” mode=”normal” autoplay=”no”]

 

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A24 Creating New Action Thriller “Onslaught” From ‘The Guest’ & ‘You’re Next’ Duo

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It’s always nice to see a reunion in the world of horror. Following a competitive bidding war, A24 has secured the rights to the new action thriller film Onslaught. Adam Wingard (Godzilla vs. Kong) will be directing the film. He will be joined by his longtime creative partner Simon Barret (You’re Next) as the scriptwriter.

For those unaware, Wingard and Barret made a name for themselves while working together on films such as You’re Next and The Guest. The two creatives are card carrying horror royalty. The pair have worked on films such as V/H/S, Blair Witch, The ABC’s of Death, and A Horrible Way to Die.

An exclusive article of out Deadline gives us the limited information we have on the topic. Although we don’t have much to go on, Deadline does offer the following information.

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“Plot details are being kept under wraps but the film is in the vein of Wingard and Barrett’s cult classics like The Guest and You’re Next. Lyrical Media and A24 will co-finance. A24 will handle worldwide releasing. Principal photography will begin in Fall 2024.”

A24 will be producing the film alongside Aaron Ryder and Andrew Swett for Ryder Picture Company, Alexander Black for Lyrical Media, Wingard and Jeremy Platt for Breakaway Civilization, and Simon Barret.

That’s all the information we have at this time. Make sure to check back here for more news and updates.

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Director Louis Leterrier Creating New Sci-Fi Horror Film “11817”

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According to an article from Deadline, Louis Leterrier (The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance) is about to shake things up with his new Sci-Fi horror film 11817. Leterrier is set to produce and direct the new Movie. 11817 is penned by the glorious Mathew Robinson (The Invention of Lying).

Rocket Science will be taking the film to Cannes in search of a buyer. While we don’t know much about what the film looks like, Deadline offers the following plot synopsis.

“The film watches as inexplicable forces trap a family of four inside their house indefinitely. As both modern luxuries and life or death essentials begin to run out, the family must learn how to be resourceful to survive and outsmart who — or what — is keeping them trapped…”

“Directing projects where the audience gets behind the characters has always been my focus. However complex, flawed, heroic, we identify with them as we live through their journey,” said Leterrier. “It’s what excites me about 11817‘s wholly original concept and the family at the heart of our story. This is an experience that movie audiences won’t forget.”

Leterrier has made a name for himself in the past for working on beloved franchises. His portfolio includes gems such as Now You See Me, The Incredible Hulk, Clash of The Titans, and The Transporter. He is currently attached to create the final Fast and the Furious film. However, it will be interesting to see what Leterrier can do working with some darker subject material.

That’s all the information we have for you at this time. As always, make sure to check back here for more news and updates.

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New to Netflix (U.S.) This Month [May 2024]

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Another month means fresh additions to Netflix. Although there aren’t many new horror titles this month, there are still some notable movies well worth your time. For instance, you can watch Karen Black try to land a 747 jet in Airport 1979, or Casper Van Dien kill giant insects in Paul Verhoeven’s bloody sci-fi opus Starship Troopers.

We are looking forward to the Jennifer Lopez sci-fi action movie Atlas. But let us know what you are going to watch. And if we have missed something, put it in the comments.

May 1:

Airport

A blizzard, a bomb, and a stowaway help create the perfect storm for the manager of a Midwestern airport and a pilot with a messy personal life.

Airport ’75

Airport ’75

When a Boeing 747 loses its pilots in a midair collision, a member of the cabin crew must take control with radio help from a flight instructor.

Airport ’77

A luxury 747 packed with VIPs and priceless art goes down in the Bermuda Triangle after being hijacked by thieves — and time for a rescue is running out.

Jumanji

Two siblings discover an enchanted board game that opens a door to a magical world — and unwittingly release a man who’s been trapped inside for years.

Hellboy

Hellboy

A half-demon paranormal investigator questions his defense of humans when a dismembered sorceress rejoins the living to wreak brutal vengeance.

Starship Troopers

When fire-spitting, brain-sucking bugs attack Earth and obliterate Buenos Aires, an infantry unit heads to the aliens’ planet for a showdown.

May 9

Bodkin

Bodkin

A ragtag crew of podcasters sets out to investigate mysterious disappearances from decades earlier in a charming Irish town with dark, dreadful secrets.

May 15

The Clovehitch Killer

The Clovehitch Killer

A teenager’s picture-perfect family is torn apart when he uncovers unnerving evidence of a serial killer close to home.

May 16

Upgrade

After a violent mugging leaves him paralyzed, a man receives a computer chip implant that allows him to control his body — and get his revenge.

Monster

Monster

After being abducted and taken to a desolate house, a girl sets out to rescue her friend and escape from their malicious kidnapper.

May 24

Atlas

Atlas

A brilliant counterterrorism analyst with a deep distrust of AI discovers it might be her only hope when a mission to capture a renegade robot goes awry.

Jurassic World: Chaos Theory

The Camp Cretaceous gang come together to unravel a mystery when they discover a global conspiracy that brings danger to dinosaurs — and to themselves.

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