Connect with us

News

You Can Never Have Sex – Randy’s Horror Movie Myth Might be Busted!

Published

on

For lots of millennials, Scream was something of a cultural milestone. It introduced many of us to the horror genre and kicked off a few exciting years of post-modern, self-referential teenage bloodbaths that we begged our parents to sneak us into or let us rent for our next slumber party. It was a rite of passage.

Upon re-watching it for a recent episode of Homos on Haunted Hill, I found myself riveted all over again. Like the front blurb of…well, just about any Dimension Home Video release from the ’90s, it was “hip, sexy, and non-stop scary.” Yes, I’d be recommending this thriller to friends.The raw terror of that opening scene with Drew Barrymore (in and of itself, a perfect short film), the wonderful cast who tiptoe across that tricky tonal high wire the entire time, Wes Craven’s perfect barometer about what should be played for scares and what should be played for laughs, Kevin Williamson’s whip-smart script with memorable characters, endlessly quotable dialogue, and a whodunit mystery that would still work without the humor. And finally, Marco Beltrami’s aggressive score…I could go on and on.

Scream taught me a lot about the world of horror. If it weren’t for Scream, I’d have never heard of Prom Night, The Fog, Terror Train, I Spit on Your Grave, The Town That Dreaded Sundown, and many others. These became some of the many films I’d find myself tracking down in the months and years after I saw Scream to complete my horror education and see if I’d be able to withstand all the non-stop terror and thrills promised to me by each one of their lurid, sun-bleached VHS boxes that stared at me from the dusty shelves of my local video store.I love the movie.Adore it!It’s perfect!One thing did always bother me, though.In the film, horror film nerd and video store employee, Randy (Jamie Kennedy), states that there are three major rules one must heed in order to survive if you happen to find yourself in a scary movie (in no particular order).

1.) You Should Never Say “I’ll Be Right Back.”2.) You Can Never Drink or Do Drugs.3.) You Can Never Have Sex

At the time, I didn’t question it, because what the hell did I know about horror films? I’d seen maybe six of them. However, the more I delved into the genre, the more I came to realize that these rules don’t apply to as many films as you’d think and this myth of virginity, in particular, might not be as much of a cliche as the casual fan might assume.At one point, as the film’s heroine, Sidney (Neve Campbell), looks through a stack of movie rentals featuring Jamie Lee Curtis, Randy says:

“Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies.”

While she might not have been featured in any scenes worthy of Red Shoe Diaries in her early horror work, she’s far from a virgin in most of her horror roles. Yes, Halloween’s Laurie Strode seems like a repressed Amish girl having the worst Rumspringa ever for her first two battles with Michael Myers (although, she is given a sweet “will they or won’t they?” relationship with the adorable paramedic, Jimmy, in the sequel), but her next horror role in John Carpenter’s The Fog (1980) had her playing Elizabeth, a horny hitchhiker who jumps into bed with Tom Atkins after knowing him for approximately 32 seconds. And who could blame her? It’s hard to resist the Atkins.The same could be said for Curtis’ other horror roles. It’s not unrealistic to think her high-kickin’ prom queen wannabe, Kim, in Prom Night (1980) got down and dirty with her boyfriend, Nick (Casey Stevens). In fact, she alludes to it in a scene where she reassures her virginal friend, Kelly (Mary Beth Rubens), that she was the one who asked Nick to have sex and not the other way around. Progressive!

You keep asking the cops to watch Prom Night and save time, Randy, but maybe you should give it another watch, too. Her Alana in Terror Train (1980) seems DTF for David Copperfield (playing a magician in an astounding display of range). That’s a long way from ol’ repressed, butter-churnin’ Laurie.Besides Curtis’ early horror films, there are several other instances of non-virginal characters making it to the end of their respective films. Even before Halloween, you have Bob Clark’s eerie Black Christmas (1974) where Jess (Olivia Hussey) is not only sexually active but is planning on getting an abortion so that she can have a life of her own before becoming a housewife and cheerleader to her unhinged boyfriend, Peter (Keir Dullea).

It’s an alarmingly candid and still refreshing story arc to feature in a slasher film being made at the same time the Roe v. Wade case was being debated in America. What’s even more interesting is how both remakes of that film have avoided this story arc completely. As far as we like to think we’ve come as a society, there are, unfortunately, still some topics that filmmakers (and risk-averse studio execs) are scared will alienate some audiences.

Even the slasher films that followed in Halloween’s wake weren’t as moralistic as some of the genre’s more fervent detractors would have you believe. In Friday the 13th (1980), it’s implied that Alice (Adrienne King) has spent the night with her boss, Steve (Peter Brouwer), and she still lives to see that beautiful morning on the lake. Y’know, before Jason pulls her into the lake. In that film’s 1981 sequel, Ginny (Amy Steel) spends the night with boyfriend, Paul (John Furey), and not only lives, but becomes one of the most kick-ass heroines the genre has ever seen. Even Part III’s Chris (Dana Kimmel) and The Final Chapter’s Trish (Kimberly Beck) are actively flirty with the men in their lives and far from sheltered. They have needs, too.

Final girls just wanna have fun, y’all!

Both 1980’s He Knows You’re Alone and 1981’s My Bloody Valentine feature love triangles where the heroines, Amy (Caitlin O’Heaney) and Sarah (Lori Hallier), are torn between two lovers (and feelin’ like a fool). Poor Laurie couldn’t even get Ben Tramer to notice her snazzy new knee-highs while Amy and Sarah’s cups runneth over. Talk about unfair! And how could I forget Scotty (Rebecca Balding) in 1979’s Silent Scream getting jiggy with her boarding house neighbor while sporting an admirable Dorothy Hamill? You get you some, gurl! #GoalsOf course, Scream’s brilliance is that it brings up the “surviving virgin” stereotype only to slap it right in the face when the film’s heroine, Sidney, ends up surviving even after she sleeps with her psychopathic boyfriend, Billy (Skeet Ulrich). Not only that but she’s allowed to survive the sequels, only becoming stronger with each go-round. And here’s hoping that’ll be the case for Sid’s newest adventure with Ghostface.

In spite of all this, if you attend a packed screening of a new horror film, you’ll inevitably hear someone say something along the lines of “oh, she’s safe. She looks like a virgin.” It’s odd that this is still such a common misnomer about the genre. Perhaps Halloween was just such a huge cultural event that it’s the only example people draw from when they think “slasher.”Maybe going forward, we can embrace the final girls and guys with a little bit of mileage and experience on them. How about some final men and women? People who’ve had a few marriages, a couple of poorly adjusted children, and a handful of addictions?

Besides, what makes virgins so interesting anyway? Anyone who’s ever poked their head into an incel chat room or attended an evangelical purity ball would tell you that’d be a faulty little fable.Think of the possibilities! HR Massacre! Time Share Slayer! How about Slaughter High at a 30 or 50-year reunion? Jason Takes the Sizzler! Leprechaun 24: Shady Pines, Lep! Children of the Creamed Corn!

The future is bright.

Listen to the 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Listen to the 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Click to comment

You must be logged in to post a comment Login

Leave a Reply

Movie Reviews

Panic Fest 2024 Review: ‘The Ceremony Is About To Begin’

Published

on

People will look for answers and belonging in the darkest places and the darkest people. The Osiris Collective is a commune predicated upon ancient Egyptian theology and was run by the mysterious Father Osiris. The group boasted dozens of members, each forgoing their old lives for one held in the Egyptian themed land owned by Osiris in Northern California. But the good times take a turn for the worst when in 2018, an upstart member of the collective named Anubis (Chad Westbrook Hinds) reports Osiris disappearing while mountain climbing and declaring himself the new leader. A schism ensued with many members leaving the cult under Anubis’ unhinged leadership. A documentary is being made by a young man named Keith (John Laird) whose fixation with The Osiris Collective stems from his girlfriend Maddy leaving him for the group several years ago. When Keith gets invited to document the commune by Anubis himself, he decides to investigate, only to get wrapped up in horrors he couldn’t even imagine…

The Ceremony Is About To Begin is the latest genre twisting horror film from Red Snow‘s Sean Nichols Lynch. This time tackling cultist horror along with a mockumentary style and the Egyptian mythology theme for the cherry on top. I was a big fan of Red Snow‘s subversiveness of the vampire romance sub-genre and was excited to see what this take would bring. While the movie has some interesting ideas and a decent tension between the meek Keith and the erratic Anubis, it just doesn’t exactly thread everything together in a succinct fashion.

The story begins with a true crime documentary style interviewing former members of The Osiris Collective and sets-up what led the cult to where it is now. This aspect of the storyline, especially Keith’s own personal interest in the cult, made it an interesting plotline. But aside from some clips later on, it doesn’t play as much a factor. The focus is largely on the dynamic between Anubis and Keith, which is toxic to put it lightly. Interestingly, Chad Westbrook Hinds and John Lairds are both credited as writers on The Ceremony Is About To Begin and definitely feel like they’re putting their all into these characters. Anubis is the very definition of a cult leader. Charismatic, philosophical, whimsical, and threateningly dangerous at the drop of a hat.

Yet strangely, the commune is deserted of all cult members. Creating a ghost town that only amps up the danger as Keith documents Anubis’ alleged utopia. A lot of the back and forth between them drags at times as they struggle for control and Anubis keeps continuing to convince Keith to stick around despite the threatening situation. This does lead to a pretty fun and bloody finale that fully leans into mummy horror.

Overall, despite meandering and having a bit of a slow pace, The ceremony Is About To Begin is a fairly entertaining cult, found footage, and mummy horror hybrid. If you want mummies, it delivers on mummies!

Listen to the 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Listen to the 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Continue Reading

News

“Mickey Vs. Winnie”: Iconic Childhood Characters Collide in A Terrifying Versus Slasher

Published

on

iHorror is diving deep into film production with a chilling new project that’s sure to redefine your childhood memories. We’re thrilled to introduce ‘Mickey vs. Winnie,’ a groundbreaking horror slasher directed by Glenn Douglas Packard. This isn’t just any horror slasher; it’s a visceral showdown between twisted versions of childhood favorites Mickey Mouse and Winnie-the-Pooh. ‘Mickey vs. Winnie’ brings together the now-public-domain characters from A. A. Milne’s ‘Winnie-the-Pooh’ books and Mickey Mouse from the 1920s ‘Steamboat Willie’ cartoon in a VS battle like never before seen.

Mickey VS Winnie
Mickey VS Winnie Poster

Set in the 1920s, the plot kicks off with a disturbing narrative about two convicts who escape into a cursed forest, only to be swallowed by its dark essence. Fast forward a hundred years, and the story picks up with a group of thrill-seeking friends whose nature getaway goes horribly wrong. They accidentally venture into the same cursed woods, finding themselves face-to-face with the now monstrous versions of Mickey and Winnie. What follows is a night filled with terror, as these beloved characters mutate into horrifying adversaries, unleashing a frenzy of violence and bloodshed.

Glenn Douglas Packard, an Emmy-nominated choreographer turned filmmaker known for his work on “Pitchfork,” brings a unique creative vision to this film. Packard describes “Mickey vs. Winnie” as a tribute to horror fans’ love for iconic crossovers, which often remain just a fantasy due to licensing restrictions. “Our film celebrates the thrill of combining legendary characters in unexpected ways, serving up a nightmarish yet exhilarating cinematic experience,” says Packard.

Produced by Packard and his creative partner Rachel Carter under the Untouchables Entertainment banner, and our very own Anthony Pernicka, founder of iHorror, “Mickey vs. Winnie” promises to deliver an entirely new take on these iconic figures. “Forget what you know about Mickey and Winnie,” Pernicka enthuses. “Our film portrays these characters not as mere masked figures but as transformed, live-action horrors that merge innocence with malevolence. The intense scenes crafted for this movie will change how you see these characters forever.”

Currently underway in Michigan, the production of “Mickey vs. Winnie” is a testament to pushing boundaries, which horror loves to do. As iHorror ventures into producing our own films, we’re excited to share this thrilling, terrifying journey with you, our loyal audience. Stay tuned for more updates as we continue to transform the familiar into the frightful in ways you’ve never imagined.

Listen to the 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Listen to the 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Continue Reading

Movies

Mike Flanagan Comes Aboard To Assist in Completion of ‘Shelby Oaks’

Published

on

shelby oaks

If you have been following Chris Stuckmann on YouTube you are aware of the struggles he has had getting his horror movie Shelby Oaks finished. But there’s good news about the project today. Director Mike Flanagan (Ouija: Origin Of Evil, Doctor Sleep and The Haunting) is backing the film as a co-executive producer which might bring it much closer to being released. Flanagan is a part of the collective Intrepid Pictures which also includes Trevor Macy and Melinda Nishioka.

Shelby Oaks
Shelby Oaks

Stuckmann is a YouTube movie critic who’s been on the platform for over a decade. He came under some scrutiny for announcing on his channel two years ago that he would no longer be reviewing films negatively. However contrary to that statement, he did a non-review essay of the panned Madame Web recently saying, that studios strong-arm directors to make films just for the sake of keeping failing franchises alive. It seemed like a critique disguised as a discussion video.

But Stuckmann has his own movie to worry about. In one of Kickstarter’s most successful campaigns, he managed to raise over $1 million for his debut feature film Shelby Oaks which now sits in post-production. 

Hopefully, with Flanagan and Intrepid’s help, the road to Shelby Oak’s completion is reaching its end. 

“It’s been inspiring to watch Chris working toward his dreams over the past few years, and the tenacity and DIY spirit he displayed while bringing Shelby Oaks to life reminded me so much of my own journey over a decade ago,” Flanagan told Deadline. “It’s been an honor to walk a few steps with him on his path, and to offer support for Chris’ vision for his ambitious, unique movie. I can’t wait to see where he goes from here.”

Stuckmann says Intrepid Pictures has inspired him for years and, “it’s a dream come true to work with Mike and Trevor on my first feature.”

Producer Aaron B. Koontz of Paper Street Pictures has been working with Stuckmann since the beginning is also excited about the collaboration.

“For a film that had such a hard time getting going, it’s remarkable the doors that then opened to us,” said Koontz. “The success of our Kickstarter followed by the on-going leadership and guidance from Mike, Trevor, and Melinda is beyond anything I could have hoped for.”

Deadline describes the plot of Shelby Oaks as follows:

“A combination of documentary, found footage, and traditional film footage styles, Shelby Oaks centers on Mia’s (Camille Sullivan) frantic search for her sister, Riley, (Sarah Durn) who ominously disappeared in the last tape of her “Paranormal Paranoids” investigative series. As Mia’s obsession grows, she begins to suspect that the imaginary demon from Riley’s childhood may have been real.”

Listen to the 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Listen to the 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Continue Reading