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Five Patriotically Bloody Films to Watch This 4th of July

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The 4th of July conjures up images of fireworks, cookouts, and large amounts of explosives being handled by drunk fathers. For some people, this also means screaming bald eagles and unbridled patriotism.

Personally, the 4th of July has always meant one thing, terrible horror films loosely based around the holiday. If you also enjoy spending this summer holiday watching twenty-somethings try to outrun undead presidents, then this list is for you.


The Evil in Us

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I could fill a book with all the things this movie tries to be, unfortunately, it fails at most of them. It feels like The Evil in Us had four different scripts crammed together at the last minute.

Equal parts Cabin Fever and The Crazies, this film never truly finds its footing. This by no means makes it unwatchable. The unorganized flow of the film makes for an enjoyable watch as you try and fail to guess the plotline.

Starring Debs Howard (iZombie), Danny Zaporozan (The Killing), and Behtash Fazlali (Wired Shut). If you are looking for something original to watch this 4th of July, go check out The Evil in Us.


Uncle Sam

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This film is brought to us by the master of schlock himself, Larry Cohen (Maniac Cop). There’s a part of me that truly misses these types of films. The movie raises a cop, soldier, or president from the dead for mainly unexplained reasons, with the sole purpose of killing teenagers.

Does it break the mold? No, but that’s not what it’s for. Uncle Sam is made for people to eat popcorn and laugh at how ridiculous the storyline is. There’s something admirable about a film that knows what it is and doesn’t try to hide it.

Starring William Smith (Red Dawn), David Fralick (Inferno), and Christopher Ogden (SLC Punk). If you are looking for a good laugh this 4th of July, check out Uncle Sam.


2001 Maniacs

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Ok, this film has nothing to do with the 4th of July. However, it captures the true spirit of what these movies aim to be. 2001 Maniacs is overflowing with camp, gore, and Sothern hospitality.

It is criminal how undervalued this film is. It features the on-screen reunion of Robert Englund (Nightmare on Elm Street) and Lin Shaye (Dead End). If that doesn’t do it for you, how about cameos from both Eli Roth (Cabin Fever) and Peter Stormare (Fargo).

2001 Maniacs not only has some major horror alumni in it, but it’s also an all-around fun film to watch. If you can get past the problematic elements and want to see Robert Englund play a racist southern governor, go watch 2001 Maniacs.


Re-Elected

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This film has everything, terrible college humor, re-animated presidents, and a cabin in the woods. Re-Elected features a zombie George Washington wielding an ax, what more could a genre fan ask for?

I went into this film with zero expectations and came out the other side a changed man. Re-elected is by far my favorite 4th of July-themed film on this list, and has been added to my yearly watch list.

This film may not be for everyone, the humor is dry, and the camera work is all over the place. That being said, it’s a really fun ride that doesn’t take itself seriously. If you want a new spin on the holiday horror, check out Re-Elected.


Jaws

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You knew this was coming right? I try to fill these lists with some of the lesser-known films I can find. But this is a 4th of July list, it would be blasphemous to not include Jaws. Without Jaws, we wouldn’t have things like shark week or even worse Sharknado.

If for some reason you haven’t seen this classic, do so now. Even if it’s only to supplement your horror information database, it’s worth the time. Jaws is the classic tale of a killer shark interfering with profit margins.

Say what you will about Steven Spielberg, but his dream machines have kept people afraid of sharks for almost 50 years. If you want to spend the 4th of July enjoying a classic, go watch Jaws.

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Yay or Nay: What’s Good and Bad in Horror This Week: 5/6 to 5/10

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Welcome to Yay or Nay a weekly mini post about what I think is good and bad news in the horror community written in bite-sized chunks. This is for the week of May 5 through May 10.

Yay:

In a Violent Nature made someone puke at the Chicago Critics Film Fest screening. It’s the first time this year that a critic got sick at a movie that wasn’t a Blumhouse film. 

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Nay:

Radio Silence pulls out of remake of Escape From New York. Darn, we wanted to see Snake try to escape a remote locked-down mansion full of distopean New York City “crazies.”

Yay:

A new Twisters trailer dropped, focusing on the powerful forces of nature that tear through rural towns. It’s a great alternative to watching candidates do the same thing on local news during this year’s presidential press cycle.  

Nay:

Producer Bryan Fuller walks away from A24’s Friday the 13th series Camp Crystal Lake saying the studio wanted to go a “different way.” After two years of development for a horror series it seems that way doesn’t include ideas from people who actually know what their talking about: fans in a subreddit.

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Finally, The Tall Man from Phantasm is getting his own Funko Pop! Too bad the toy company is failing. This gives new meaning to Angus Scrimm’s famous line from the movie: “You play a good game…but the game is finished. Now you die!”

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Football king Travis Kelce joins new Ryan Murphy horror project as a supporting actor. He got more press than the announcement of Dahmer’s Emmy winner Niecy Nash-Betts actually getting the lead. 

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Indie Horror Spotlight: Uncover Your Next Favorite Fright [List]

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Discovering hidden gems in the world of cinema can be thrilling, especially when it comes to indie films, where creativity often flourishes without the constraints of massive budgets. To help movie buffs find these lesser-known masterpieces, we’ve curated a special list of indie horror films. Perfect for those who appreciate the underdog and love to support emerging talent, this list is your gateway to potentially uncovering your next favorite director, actor, or horror franchise. Each entry includes a brief synopsis and, when available, a trailer to give you a taste of the spine-chilling excitement that awaits.

Insane Like Me?

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Directed by Chip Joslin, this intense narrative centers on a combat veteran who, upon returning from overseas duty, becomes the prime suspect in his girlfriend’s enigmatic disappearance. Wrongfully convicted and incarcerated in a mental asylum for nine years, he is eventually released and seeks to unravel the truth and seek justice. The cast boasts notable talents including Golden Globe winner and Academy Award nominee Eric Roberts, along with Samantha Reddy, Jack Maxwell, Paul Kolker, and Meg Hobgood.

“Insane Like Me?”debuts on Cable and Digital VOD on June 4, 2024.


Silent Hill: The Room – Short Film

Silent Hill: The Room Short Film

Henry Townshend wakes up in his apartment, finding it chained shut from the inside… A fan film based on the game Silent Hill 4: The Room by Konami.

Key Crew & Cast:

  • Writer, Director, Producer, Editor, VFX: Nick Merola
  • Starring: Brian Dole as Henry Townshend, Thea Henry
  • Director of Photography: Eric Teti
  • Production Design: Alexandra Winsby
  • Sound: Thomas Wynn
  • Music: Akira Yamaoka
  • Assistant Camera: Hailey Port
  • Gaffer: Prannoy Jacob
  • SFX Makeup: Kayla Vancil
  • Art PA: Haddie Webster
  • Color Correction: Matthew Greenberg
  • VFX Collaboration: Kyle Jurgia
  • Production Assistants: Brandom Weavil, Lauren Smith, Steve Visbeck

Alien Hunt

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On a hunting trip in the wilderness, a group of siblings discovers an abandoned military outpost on their land, but is it what it seems? Their trip takes a sinister turn when they find themselves facing off against a relentless army of extra-terrestrial beings. Suddenly, the hunters become the hunted. The formidable squad of alien soldiers will stop at nothing to wipe out the enemy and in an all-out, brutal battle for survival, it’s kill or be killed in Alien Hunt.

This brand-new sci-fi horror from director Aaron Mirtes (Robot RiotThe OctoGames, The Bigfoot Trap, Painted in Blood) is set for its US Premiere on May 14, 2024.


The Hangman

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To mend their troubled relationship, a middle-aged door-to-door salesman, Leon, takes his teenage son on a camping trip into deep rural Appalachia. Little do they know of the mountainous region’s sinister secrets. A local cult has summoned an evil demon born of hate and pain, known to them as The Hangman, and now the bodies have begun to pile up. Leon wakes up in the morning to discover that his son is missing. To find him, Leon must face the murderous cult and the bloodthirsty monster that is The Hangman.

The Hangman will have a limited theatrical run beginning May 31. The film will be available to rent or purchase on video-on-demand (VOD) starting June 4th.

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Unbelievably Cool ‘Scream’ Trailer But Re-Imagined As A 50s Horror Flick

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Ever wonder what your favorite horror movies would look like if they had been made in the 50s? Thanks to We Hate Popcorn But Eat It Anyway and their use of modern technology now you can!

The YouTube channel reimagines modern movie trailers as mid-century pulp flicks using AI software.

What is really neat about these bite-sized offerings is that some of them, mostly the slashers go against what cinemas had to offer over 70 years ago. Horror movies back then involved atomic monsters, scary aliens, or some sort of physical science gone awry. This was the era of the B-movie where actresses would put their hands against their faces and let out over-dramatic screams reacting to their monstrous pursuer.

With the advent of new color systems such as DeLuxe and Technicolor, movies were vibrant and saturated in the 50s enhancing primary colors that electrified the action happening on screen, bringing a whole new dimension to films using a process called Panavision.

“Scream” reimagined as a 50s horror movie.

Arguably, Alfred Hitchcock upended the creature feature trope by making his monster a human in Psycho (1960). He used black and white film to create shadows and contrast which added suspense and drama to every setting. The final reveal in the basement would probably not have been if he had used color.

Jump to the 80s and beyond, actresses were less histrionic, and the only emphasized primary color was blood red.

What is also unique about these trailers is the narration. The We Hate Popcorn But Eat It Anyway team has captured the monotone narration of 50s movie trailer voiceovers; those over-dramatic faux news anchor cadences that emphasized buzz words with a sense of urgency.

That mechanic died out long ago, but luckily, you can see what some of your favorite modern horror movies would look like when Eisenhower was in office, developing suburbs were replacing farmland and cars were made with steel and glass.

Here are some other noteworthy trailers brought to you by We Hate Popcorn But Eat It Anyway:

“Hellraiser” reimagined as a 50s horror movie.

“It” reimagined as a 50s horror movie.
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