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Woman Finds Dead Body: But It Turns Out To Be A Sex Doll

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Forget Randonautica, you can find creepy things organically. Just ask this mother from Virginia Beach who called police in a panic after she discovered a buried woman’s “corpse.”

Because law enforcement takes such reports seriously, they cordoned off the area while investigating. But the body turned out to be a, well, an abandoned life-sized sex doll.

Brittney Pennington, 25, just wanted a relaxing day of fishing this past September. But was horrified when she saw a foot sticking out of the ground. In a panic she called authorities.

Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Pennington, along with her boyfriend, afraid to approach the figure used a set of binoculars to zero in on the form. Frightfully realistic, the couple called the police after deciding what they were looking at was a naked corpse.

A brigade complete with multiple squad cars and full EMT backup descended on the property to conduct an investigation.

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Credit: Kennedy News and Media

 “It was a really scary thing to find. I remember thinking ‘if there’s a murderer out there we have to leave,'” Brittney told Lad Bible. “Everybody thought it was real, when the cops arrived they said, ‘Yeah we might have a homicide.'”

She added: “They got their little blow-up dinghy, they rode out to it and they stayed on the rocks for about five minutes just looking around.”

What they found wasn’t as terrifying as they first thought. It turned out to be more kink than homicide. The cops reported back to Brittney, making humor out of the situation.
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Credit: Kennedy News and Media

“It was an abandoned sex doll,” she said, “it was one of the realistic squishy ones that I guess are a good amount of money. When I found it was a sex doll and not a corpse we started laughing and the cops started laughing, too.”

“They were just relieved it was fake. Thirty emergency service people started cracking up and everybody was taking pictures. They said, ‘I don’t think we’re going to do any paperwork on this’.”

She assured the police that it wasn’t hers but had no idea how she would dispose of the “body.”

 Unnerved, Brittney had another request for the police. “‘Ya’ll are going to dispose of that, right, because our trash cans are full.'” she asked.

The investigative team obliged and “They just picked it up and hauled it away,” she said. “I felt very relieved, but then wondered if we were going to get in trouble for calling, but they said it was better safe than sorry.”

 Header Image Credit: “Dummy” from 2020 (IMDb)

 Source: Lad Bible

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Watch Deleted Predator Tree Chase Scene From ‘Prey’

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To celebrate the 4K UHD, Blu-ray™ and DVD release of last year’s movie Prey, 20th Century Studios has made available a deleted animated storyboard scene. In this clip, we see our heroine Naru in a foot chase with the Predator through the tree tops of the forest canopy.

The movie is already loaded with beautiful chase scenes and suspenseful set-ups but it is a shame we never got to see this one incorporated into the movie.

Prey came out on Hulu in 2022. It was a critical hit and fans seemed to love the unique stand-alone storyline. People did fall in love with Naru’s canine companion Sarii, whose real name is Coco. She had no previous film experience and was trained specifically for the movie.

The first video is the scene without commentary. The second one includes commentary from director Dan Trachtenberg.

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‘Courtney Gets Possessed’ Looks Like The Satanic BFF Comedy of 2023

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So your ex is the Devil himself and you’ve moved on to someone new. In fact, you are about to marry that person. But Satan is the jealous type and isn’t giving his blessing to this new arrangement. What to do? That is the premise of the new horror comedy Courtney Gets Possessed.

Just by watching the trailer, we get a sense this is a comedy about girl power and we love that. Last year My Best Friend’s Exorcism focused on one friend trying to eject a demon from her girlfriend’s soul, but in this movie, it looks like a whole wedding party gets involved.

I do!

The Plot:

With her nuptials on the line and the Prince of Darkness lurking close by, Courtney does her best to protect her childhood home on the eve of the wedding. But when her ne’er-do-well sister accidentally invites Satan inside (known more casually as Dave), he possesses Courtney – throwing a demonic wrench into her happily-ever-after plans. Courtney’s ragtag team of reluctant heroes including her sister, perfectionist best friend, and skeptical future sister-in-law must find a way to exorcise Dave, reclaim Courtney’s soul, and get her down the aisle with as little bloodshed as possible. 

“In Sickness and in Hell” takes on a whole new meaning in this diabolically fun and thrilling romp. Audiences will be left pondering the line between love and possession and what it means to give ourselves to others. Will Courtney’s wedding bells ring or will they be drowned out by the screams of the damned? 

Courtney Gets Possessed is written and directed by Jono Mitchell and Madison Hatfield. Produced by Hatfield and Jordan Blair Brown. Executive Produced by Stephen Beehler, Jegor Jersov, and Jono Mitchell. Cinematography by Brett A. Frager. Composed by Jordan Bennett. A Peach Jam Pictures production.

Courtney Gets Possessed will be available on digital and on Demand, Friday, November 3.

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Vomit Bags Handed Out in Theaters as ‘Saw X’ is Called Worse Than ‘Terrifier 2’

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Remember all the puking folks were doing when Terrifier 2 was released in theaters? It was an incredible amount of social media showing folks tossing their cookies in theaters at the time. For good reason too. If you have seen the film and know what Art the Clown does to a girl in a yellow room, you know that Terrifier 2 wasn’t messing around. But it appears that Saw X is being seen a challenger.

One of the scenes that is apparently bothering folks this time is the one in which a guy has to perform brain surgery on himself in order to hack out a chunk of grey matter that weighs enough for the challenge. The scene is pretty brutal.

The synopsis for Saw X goes like this:

Hoping for a miraculous cure, John Kramer travels to Mexico for a risky and experimental medical procedure, only to discover the entire operation is a scam to defraud the most vulnerable. Armed with a newfound purpose, the infamous serial killer uses deranged and ingenious traps to turn the tables on the con artists.

For me personally, I still think that Terrifier 2 owns this crown though. It is gnarly throughout and Art is brutal and doesn’t have a code or anything. He just loves killin’. While Jigsaw deals in revenge or in ethics. Also, we see the vomit bags, but I haven’t seen anyone using em just yet. So, I’ll remain skeptical.

All in all, I gotta say I like both films since both are sticking with practical effects instead of going the cheapy computer graphics way.

Have you seen Saw X yet? Do you think that it rivals Terrifier 2? Let us know in the comments section.

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