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Horror Movie Review: Oculus

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As I learned very early on in my life, the way the horror genre works is that one mega-successful movie begets 1,001 that are just like it. The same way that George Romero’s ‘Dead’ movies paved the way for endless copycats, Friday the 13th kick-started the 80s slasher craze and Saw ushered in the era of ‘torture porn,’ Paranormal Activity sparked a big-time resurgence in ghost stories, which have been dominating the box office ever since the film’s widespread release in 2009.

The company that produced Paranormal Activity, Blumhouse Productions, has unsurprisingly been at the forefront of the movement, to the point that very few horror movies seem to make it into theaters, without the Blumhouse name attached to them. A list of their recent films reads like a recap of the last few years of theatrical horror releases, which includes Sinister, The Purge, Lords of Salem, Insidious: Chapter 2, and of course, the many Paranormal Activity sequels.

Simply put, Blumhouse has taken over the horror genre, and the company is absolutely dominating its theatrical landscape. Hell, even non-Blumhouse releases, films like The Conjuring and Devil’s Due, are very much cut from the Blumhouse cloth – in other words, I had to look them up on Wikipedia because I wasn’t even sure if they were produced by Blumhouse or not.

Though I am a fan of many of the films I’ve listed thus far, I must admit that I’ve grown kind of tired of the whole paranormal/supernatural craze. Like all horror genre fads, this one has more than worn out its welcome, and it’s gotten to the point where every theatrical horror release has blended together, due to the fact that they’re all so similar. Each new one feels like an indirect continuation of the last, and I quite frankly miss the days of going to see horror movies on the big screen that don’t have to do with ghosts and supernatural entities.

It’s kind of enough already, isn’t it?

That brings us to Oculus; a supernatural horror movie, brought to us by… you guessed it… Blumhouse Productions!

Directed by Mike Flanagan – who became somewhat of an indie darling with 2011’s AbsentiaOculus centers on siblings Tim and Kaylie, who didn’t exactly have the greatest childhood. When they were kids, a creepy old mirror in their childhood home wreaked absolute havoc on their lives, forcing their father to brutally murder their mother. Young Tim managed to get a hold of his dad’s gun and end the madness before he and his sister became the next victims, and he spent the rest of his childhood in a mental institution as a result.

At the start of the film, Tim is released back into the world and he reunites with Kaylie, who is hellbent on not only proving that the mirror was to blame for their father’s Jack Torrance-inspired rampage but also on killing the mirror once and for all. While Tim was being reprogrammed with years of therapy, you see, Kaylie was investigating the history of the mirror, and she’s 100% sure that it’s the evilest inanimate object in the world.

Oculus shifts between events of the past and the present, showing us what exactly happened during Tim and Kaylie’s childhood, while also documenting their present-day battle with the supernatural force that resides in the haunted mirror.

Due to the split timeline, Oculus essentially plays out like two different films rolled into one, and it almost feels like you’re watching Oculus: Part 1 and Oculus: Part 2, at the very same time. The problem is, neither side of that coin is interesting in the least, with the flashbacks playing out like Paranormal Possession 101 and the present-day sequences making you wish that the present-day sequences weren’t even a part of the film.

The best way I can describe it is that Oculus is a sort of weird hybrid between a silly episode of the Goosebumps TV series and a serious horror movie, and since it takes itself way too seriously to ever be fun and is far too goofy to ever be taken seriously, the mixture of tones – whether intended or not – just doesn’t work. It’s not fun and it’s certainly not scary, which results in it just plain being dull, uninspired, and downright boring.

Worst of all though, Oculus is a wholly unoriginal effort, with the haunted mirror and fractured timeline both being used as gimmicks to tell what is ultimately a story that we’ve already been told a million times before. There’s literally not a single shred of an original idea on display here, and unless you’ve never before seen a movie driven by things like paranormal possession, CG-enhanced ghosts and jump scares fit for teenage consumption, then there’s really nothing to see here that you haven’t seen before.

I always try to find positive things to say about movies I didn’t care for, and the best thing I can say about Oculus is that it briefly flirts with the idea of presenting interesting ideas, on a couple of occasions. At one point in the film, the validity of childhood recollections is called into question, and at another, the idea of how two different people can deal with the same situation in far different ways is touched upon. Again though, both ideas are only briefly explored, as the name of the game here is making teenage girls scream, above all else.

As far as the narrative structure is concerned, which eventually results in the two main characters essentially interacting with their childhood selves, even that idea is never all that interesting, and it’s overplayed to the point of actually being pretty damn annoying. On top of that, it never seems to actually serve the story in any way, coming off like a gimmick that was intended to make audiences think the movie is smarter than it actually is. Phenomenally stupid, is what it truly is.

And don’t even get me started on the character of Kaylie, who is one of the most irritating in the genre’s recent past. I’m not going to say Karen Gillan is a bad actress, but her matter-of-fact line delivery and way of acting in this film absolutely irritated the living hell out of me, and as a result, there was absolutely no chance of me being emotionally invested in her plight. Not to mention her plan to document and destroy the evil mirror doesn’t really make sense, if you actually think about it, but that’s a whole nother paragraph that I don’t feel the need to write.

Though it’s a mirror that’s haunted, rather than a house, and though the jumps back and forth in time give the film somewhat of a unique presentation, Oculus is at the end of the day just another movie that paints by the paranormal numbers, and stays so far inside the lines of predictability that the journey to its incredibly expected destination isn’t fun, scary, surprising or even entertaining. What’s the point of such safe storytelling, you ask? Well, I guess it makes money, and I guess that’s all that matters.

With Oculus, Mike Flanagan has proven something that most of us were already quite aware of, going into it; mirrors just aren’t scary, nor do they make for good villains in horror flicks. It’s yet another reminder that theatrical horror has become the Buzzfeed of cinema; quick, dumbed-down, and made with mass consumption in mind.

Random Final Thoughts:

– Yes, Tim and Kaylie’s possessed father is indeed played by the same actor who played the pot-smoking Ron Slater in Dazed and Confused.

– As if there weren’t enough Apple products on display in the film, a memorable scene features both main characters eating… apples. Clever product placement, I must admit.

– Despite the fact that WWE Studios was involved with the movie, there are no wrestlers in it. Sad face.

Amityville 1992: It’s About Time did a much better job with the idea of a haunted object distorting time and reality inside of a home. Go figure.

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‘Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2’ is Packed with Cryptid Tales [Movie Review]

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As a longtime werewolf enthusiast, I’m immediately drawn to anything featuring the word “werewolf”. Adding Skinwalkers into the mix? Now, you’ve truly captured my interest. Needless to say, I was thrilled to check out Small Town Monsters’ new documentary ‘Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2’. Below is the synopsis:

“Across the four corners of the American Southwest, there is said to exist an ancient, supernatural evil that preys on the fear of its victims to gain greater power. Now, witnesses lift the veil on the most terrifying encounters with modern-day werewolves ever heard. These stories intertwine legends of upright canids with hellhounds, poltergeists, and even the mythical Skinwalker, promising true terror.”

The Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2

Centered around shapeshifting and told through firsthand accounts from the Southwest, the film brims with chilling stories. (Note: iHorror has not independently verified any claims made in the film.) These narratives are the heart of the film’s entertainment value. Despite the mostly basic backdrops and transitions—notably lacking in special effects—the film maintains a steady pace, thanks largely to its focus on witness accounts.

While the documentary lacks concrete evidence to support the tales, it remains a captivating watch, especially for cryptid enthusiasts. Skeptics may not be converted, but the stories are intriguing.

After watching, am I convinced? Not entirely. Did it make me question my reality for a while? Absolutely. And isn’t that, after all, part of the fun?

‘Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2’ is now available on VOD and Digital HD, with Blu-ray and DVD formats offered exclusively by Small Town Monsters.

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‘Slay’ is Wonderful, It’s Like if ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ Met ‘Too Wong Foo’

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Slay Horror Movie

Before you dismiss Slay as a gimmick, we can tell you, it is. But it’s a damn good one. 

Four drag queens are mistakenly booked at a stereotypical biker bar in the desert where they have to combat bigots…and vampires. You read that right. Think, Too Wong Foo at the Titty Twister. Even if you don’t get those references, you will still have a good time.

Before you sashay away from this Tubi offering, here is why you shouldn’t. It’s surprisingly funny and manages to have a few scary moments along the way. It’s a midnight movie at its core and if those bookings were still a thing, Slay would probably have a successful run. 

The premise is simple, again, four drag queens played by Trinity the Tuck, Heidi N Closet, Crystal Methyd, and Cara Mell find themselves at a biker bar unaware that an alpha vampire is on the loose in the woods and has already bitten one of the townsfolk. The turned man makes his way to the old roadside saloon and begins turning the patrons into the undead right in the middle of the drag show. The queens, along with the local barflies, barricade themselves inside the bar and must defend themselves against the growing hoard outside.

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The contrast between the denim and leather of the bikers, and the ball gowns and Swarovski crystals of the queens, is a sight gag I can appreciate. During the whole ordeal, none of the queens gets out of costume or sheds their drag personas except at the beginning. You forget they have other lives outside of their costumes.

All four of the leading ladies have had their time on Ru Paul’s Drag Race, But Slay is a lot more polished than a Drag Race acting challenge, and the leads elevate the camp when called for and tone it down when necessary. It is a well-balanced scale of comedy and horror.

Trinity the Tuck is primed with one-liners and double entendres which rat-a-tat from her mouth in gleeful succession. It’s not a cringy screenplay so every joke lands naturally with a required beat and professional timing.

There is one questionable joke made by a biker about who comes from Transylvania and it isn’t the highest brow but it doesn’t feel like punching down either. 

This might be the guiltiest pleasure of the year! It’s hilarious! 

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Heidi N Closet is surprisingly well cast. It’s not that it’s surprising to see she can act, it’s just most people know her from Drag Race which doesn’t allow much range. Comically she’s on fire. In one scene she flips her hair behind her ear with a large baguette and then uses it as a weapon. The garlic, you see. It’s surprises like that that make this film so charming. 

The weaker actor here is Methyd who plays the dimwitted Bella Da Boys. Her creaky performance shaves a little off the rhythm but the other ladies take up her slack so it just becomes part of the chemistry.

Slay has some great special effects too. Despite using CGI blood, none of them take you out of the element. Some great work went into this movie from everyone involved.

The vampire rules are the same, stake through the heart, sunlight., etc. But what’s really neat is when the monsters are killed, they explode into a glitter-tinted dust cloud. 

It’s just as fun and silly as any Robert Rodriguez movie with probably a quarter of his budget. 

Director Jem Garrard keeps everything going at a rapid pace. She even throws in a dramatic twist which is played with as much seriousness as a soap opera, but it does pack a punch thanks to Trinity and Cara Melle. Oh, and they manage to squeeze in a message about hate during it all. Not a smooth transition but even the lumps in this film are made of buttercream.

Another twist, handled much more delicately is better thanks to veteran actor Neil Sandilands. I’m not going to spoil anything but let’s just say there are plenty of twists and, ahem, turns, which all add to the fun. 

Robyn Scott who plays barmaid Shiela is the standout comedian here. Her lines and gusto provide the most belly laughs. There should be a special award for her performance alone.

Slay is a delicious recipe with just the right amount of camp, gore, action, and originality. It’s the best horror comedy to come along in a while.

It’s no secret that independent films have to do a lot more for less. When they are this good it’s a reminder that big studios could be doing better.

With movies like Slay, every penny counts and just because the paychecks might be smaller it doesn’t mean the final product has to be. When the talent puts this much effort into a film, they deserve more, even if that recognition comes in the form of a review. Sometimes smaller movies like Slay have hearts too big for an IMAX screen.

And that’s the tea. 

You can stream Slay on Tubi right now.

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Review: Is There ‘No Way Up’ For This Shark Film?

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A flock of birds flies into the jet engine of a commercial airliner making it crash into the ocean with only a handful of survivors tasked with escaping the sinking plane while also enduring depleting oxygen and nasty sharks in No Way Up. But does this low-budget film rise above its shopworn monster trope or sink beneath the weight of its shoestring budget?

First, this film obviously isn’t on the level of another popular survival film, Society of the Snow, but surprisingly it isn’t Sharknado either. You can tell a lot of good direction went into making it and its stars are up for the task. The histrionics are kept at a bare minimum and unfortunately the same can be said about the suspense. That isn’t to say that No Way Up is a limp noodle, there is plenty here to keep you watching until the end, even if the last two minutes is offensive to your suspension of disbelief.

Let’s start with the good. No Way Up has plenty of good acting, especially from its lead Sophie McIntosh who plays Ava, a rich governor’s daughter with a heart of gold. Inside, she is struggling with the memory of her mother’s drowning and is never far from her overprotective older bodyguard Brandon played with nannyish diligence by Colm Meaney. McIntosh doesn’t reduce herself to the size of a B-movie, she is fully committed and gives a strong performance even if the material is trodden.

No Way Up

Another standout is Grace Nettle playing the 12-year-old Rosa who is traveling with her grandparents Hank (James Caroll Jordan) and Mardy (Phyllis Logan). Nettle doesn’t reduce her character to a delicate tween. She’s scared yes, but she also has some input and pretty good advice about surviving the situation.

Will Attenborough plays the unfiltered Kyle who I imagine was there for comic relief, but the young actor never successfully tempers his meanness with nuance, therefore he just comes across as a die-cut archetypical asshole inserted to complete the diverse ensemble.

Rounding out the cast is Manuel Pacific who plays Danilo the flight attendant who is the mark of Kyle’s homophobic aggressions. That whole interaction feels a bit outdated, but again Attenborough hasn’t fleshed out his character well enough to warrant any.

No Way Up

Continuing on with what is good in the film are the special effects. The plane crash scene, as they always are, is terrifying and realistic. Director Claudio Fäh has spared no expense in that department. You have seen it all before, but here, since you know they are crashing into the Pacific it’s more tense and when the plane hits the water you’ll wonder how they did it.

As for the sharks they are equally impressive. It’s hard to tell if they used live ones. There are no hints of CGI, no uncanny valley to speak of and the fish are genuinely threatening, although they don’t get the screentime you might be expecting.

Now with the bad. No Way Up is a great idea on paper, but the reality is something like this couldn’t happen in real life, especially with a jumbo jet crashing into the Pacific Ocean at such a fast speed. And even though the director has successfully made it seem like it could happen, there are so many factors that just don’t make sense when you think about it. Underwater air pressure is the first to come to mind.

It also lacks a cinematic polish. It has this straight-to-video feel, but the effects are so good that you can’t help but feel the cinematography, especially inside the plane should have been slightly elevated. But I’m being pedantic, No Way Up is a good time.

The ending doesn’t quite live up to the film’s potential and you will be questioning the limits of the human respiratory system, but again, that’s nitpicking.

Overall, No Way Up is a great way to spend an evening watching a survival horror movie with the family. There are some bloody images, but nothing too bad, and the shark scenes can be mildly intense. It is rated R on the low end.

No Way Up might not be the “next great shark” movie, but it is a thrilling drama that rises above the other chum so easily thrown into the waters of Hollywood thanks to the dedication of its stars and believable special effects.

No Way Up is now available to rent on digital platforms.

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