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Before I even get to my thoughts on the big guy’s big return to the big screen, it feels important that I first mention/confess that I’m about as far from a Godzilla expert as anyone can possibly be. I’m totally ashamed to even admit this, but in the interest of full disclosure, the only Godzilla movie I’ve even seen, in full, is Roland Emmerich’s much-maligned American remake from 1998 – and even that I haven’t seen since I was a small child.

So yea. I just wanted to mention that, in an effort to make it clear that what you’re about to read is a Godzilla review written by a guy who doesn’t really have a soft spot in his heart for Godzilla. So feel free to value what I’ve got to say about the movie or totally disregard it, Godzilla super fans. My feelings won’t be hurt either way!

Directed by Gareth Edwards, who landed the gig based on his excellent 2010 indie film Monsters, Godzilla 2014 stars Bryan Cranston as a nuclear plant supervisor-turned-conspiracy theorist (Joe Brody) who becomes convinced that the so-called ‘natural disaster’ that killed his wife was actually something much less natural than everyone has been told. His son by his side, Joe sets out to discover the truth about the disaster, and it’s not long before that truth is revealed; in the form of a few giant monsters, including the big G himself.

Yes, there are more monsters in the film than just Godzilla, and while I personally subscribe to the ‘more the merrier’ way of thinking, especially when it comes to big ass monsters, their inclusion ultimately hurt the movie for me, rather than helped it. The problem is not so much that there are other monsters running around wreaking havoc, the problem is that the other monsters take center stage more than Godzilla does, to the point that Godzilla feels like an afterthought to everything that’s happening… which is weird, considering the film is called Godzilla.

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In many ways, Godzilla 2014 plays out like the ‘Godzilla vs. (insert other monster)’ sequel that you’d expect a Godzilla reboot to be followed by, more than it does the straight-up Godzilla reboot that it probably should’ve been. It was as if Edwards and company were trying to do too much right out of the gate, and essentially make the ultimate Godzilla film, and in doing so they ended up taking way too much of the focus off of the King of the Monsters himself, reducing him to a giant wrecking ball who just pops up every once in a while, to destroy some shit.

Oddly enough, Godzilla’s screen-time in the film – which runs just over 2 hours – is very minimal, and while I understand why filmmakers like Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg used that technique for films like Alien and Jaws, it just doesn’t really make sense here, as we all already know what Godzilla looks like, and know what he’s all about. Remaking Godzilla and giving him limited screen-time is kinda like remaking Texas Chainsaw Massacre and keeping Leatherface hidden for the majority of the movie, which is a total disappointment, no matter how you slice it.

But again, my biggest problem with the whole thing is not just that we don’t see all that much of Godzilla, it’s more that he doesn’t even feel like the main attraction of the movie. Instead, much of the spotlight is shined on two praying mantis-like creatures, and it’s them who the story really seems to be built around, which is a shame considering they’re not very interesting or cool looking. Can’t help but feel the ball was dropped in the monster department, even though Godzilla admittedly looks totally awesome, and perhaps the most hulking and badass he’s ever been.

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On the human side of things, the characters are unfortunately as uninteresting as the monsters that aren’t Godzilla, and they’re as underdeveloped as the messy overall story. The only interesting character in the whole thing is Bryan Cranston’s Joe Brody, and let’s just say he’s not in the movie nearly as much as he should be – hm, I’m sensing a pattern here.

Aside from Joe, we’ve got his son Ford, who is essentially a dollar store ‘Action Hero!’ toy come to life, Ford’s cookie cutter wife who never feels like a real human being, Ken Watanabe’s Dr. Ichiro Serizawa, a scientist who does nothing but constantly look pensive and say ominous things that provide totally unintentional doses of hilarity, as well as a couple hundred generic military dudes.

There’s literally not a single character worth rooting for, as is often the case with these Hollywood military-heavy disaster movies. I much prefer to see monster movies told from the point of view of human beings that we can actually relate to – Super 8 and Cloverfield both come to mind – as I often find myself not only bored by all the military/scientist lingo but also downright confused by it. I quite honestly had no idea what most of the characters were even talking about through the majority of the movie, and with no relatable characters to latch onto, I was provided with absolutely no reason to care.

So what did I like about the movie? Well, honestly, not all that much. Again, Godzilla looked pretty damn cool, and there were a few scenes towards the very end that had me feeling like I just witnessed something really, really awesome. But the entertainment factor of the movie comes far too late in the game, with all the good stuff being saved for the final 20 minutes. Throughout the rest of the movie, the cameras cut away whenever anything cool is about to happen, like Godzilla doing battle with another monster, and it becomes quite clear that all the best moments are being preserved for a final bang at the end of the film, at which point it’s way too late.

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In other words, the first hour and 40 minutes are totally uninteresting and unengaging, while the last 20 minutes are pretty awesome, and full of the action you were probably expecting the whole movie to be full of. And even then, it’s mostly two notably epic moments in those last 20 minutes that are worth sitting through everything else for, because even the majority of the final battle falls flat, due to how darkly lit the action is and how little of it we really see. It almost looks like you’re watching a little kid smash dinosaur figures together in a dimly lit bedroom, through binoculars, at least for the majority of those all-too-brief fight scenes.

Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t going into the movie looking for epic fight sequences, considering I had no idea that there were even going to be other monsters in it. And honestly, I’d be fine if there were very little monster action, and even very little Godzilla screen-time, if the story and characters were fleshed out and interesting. But since it’s devoid of either interesting characters or a good story, as well as very light on monster action, there’s really just nothing to see here, aside from those aforementioned final moments that will likely have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face – and perhaps even feeling like you just saw a movie that was way more awesome than it really was.

It’s a shame because Gareth Edwards proved with Monsters that he can make a damn fine monster movie, as well as craft interesting characters and an engaging story. I would love to see what he would’ve done with a Godzilla movie on his own, outside of the Hollywood system, because Godzilla 2014 is very much a Hollywood movie through and through, more or less embodying everything that Monsters intelligently wasn’t.

But again, I’m not a Godzilla fanboy, so what the hell do I know?

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New Poster Reveal For Nicolas Cage’s Survival Creature Feature ‘Arcadian’ [Trailer]

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In the latest cinematic venture featuring Nicolas Cage, Arcadian emerges as a compelling creature feature, teeming with suspense, horror, and emotional depth. RLJE Films has recently released a series of new images and a captivating poster, offering audiences a glimpse into the eerie and thrilling world of “Arcadian”. Scheduled to hit theaters on April 12, 2024, the film will later be available on Shudder and AMC+, ensuring a wide audience can experience its gripping narrative.

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The Motion Picture Association (MPA) has given this film an “R” rating for its “bloody images,” hinting at the visceral and intense experience awaiting viewers. The film draws inspiration from acclaimed horror benchmarks like “A Quiet Place,” weaving a post-apocalyptic tale of a father and his two sons navigating a desolate world. Following a catastrophic event that depopulates the planet, the family faces the dual challenge of surviving their dystopian environment and eluding mysterious nocturnal creatures.

Joining Nicolas Cage in this harrowing journey are Jaeden Martell, known for his role in “IT” (2017), Maxwell Jenkins from “Lost in Space,” and Sadie Soverall, featured in “Fate: The Winx Saga.” Directed by Ben Brewer (“The Trust”) and penned by Mike Nilon (“Braven”), “Arcadian” promises a unique blend of poignant storytelling and electrifying survival horror.

Maxwell Jenkins, Nicolas Cage, and Jaeden Martell 

Critics have already begun to praise “Arcadian” for its imaginative monster designs and exhilarating action sequences, with one review from Bloody Disgusting highlighting the film’s balance between emotional coming-of-age elements and heart-pounding horror. Despite sharing thematic elements with similar genre films, “Arcadian” sets itself apart through its creative approach and action-driven plot, promising a cinematic experience filled with mystery, suspense, and relentless thrills.

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‘Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3’ Is a Go with Enhanced Budget and New Characters

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Wow, they’re churning things out fast! The upcoming sequel “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3” is officially moving forward, promising an expanded narrative with a larger budget and the introduction of beloved characters from A.A. Milne’s original tales. As confirmed by Variety, the third installment in the horror franchise will welcome Rabbit, the heffalumps, and the woozles into its dark and twisted narrative.

This sequel is a part of an ambitious cinematic universe that reimagines children’s stories as horror tales. Alongside “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” and its first sequel, the universe includes films such as “Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare”, “Bambi: The Reckoning,” and “Pinocchio Unstrung”. These movies are set to converge in the crossover event “Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble,” slated for a 2025 release.

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The creation of these films was made possible when A.A. Milne’s 1926 children’s book “Winnie-the-Pooh” entered the public domain last year, allowing filmmakers to explore these cherished characters in unprecedented ways. Director Rhys Frake-Waterfield and producer Scott Jeffrey Chambers, of Jagged Edge Productions, have led the charge in this innovative endeavor.

The inclusion of Rabbit, heffalumps, and woozles in the upcoming sequel introduces a new layer to the franchise. In Milne’s original stories, heffalumps are imagined creatures resembling elephants, while woozles are known for their weasel-like characteristics and a penchant for stealing honey. Their roles in the narrative remain to be seen, but their addition promises to enrich the horror universe with deeper connections to the source material.

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For fans eager to dive into one of this year’s most talked-about horror films from the comfort of their own home, “Late Night with the Devil” will be available for streaming exclusively on Shudder starting April 19, 2024. This announcement has been highly anticipated following the film’s successful theatrical release by IFC Films, which saw it earning rave reviews and a record-breaking opening weekend for the distributor.

“Late Night with the Devil” emerges as a standout horror film, captivating audiences and critics alike, with Stephen King himself offering high praise for the 1977-set film. Starring David Dastmalchian, the movie unfolds on Halloween night during a live late-night talk show broadcast that disastrously unleashes evil across the nation. This found footage-style film not only delivers scares but also authentically captures the aesthetic of the 1970s, drawing viewers into its nightmarish scenario.

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The film’s initial box office success, opening to $2.8 million in 1,034 theaters, underscores its wide appeal and marks the highest opening weekend for an IFC Films release. Critically acclaimed, “Late Night with the Devil” boasts a 96% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes from 135 reviews, with the consensus praising it for rejuvenating the possession horror genre and showcasing David Dastmalchian’s exceptional performance.

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Simon Rother of iHorror.com encapsulates the film’s allure, emphasizing its immersive quality that transports viewers back to the 1970s, making them feel as if they are part of the eerie “Night Owls” Halloween broadcast. Rother lauds the film for its meticulously crafted script and the emotional and shocking journey it takes viewers on, stating, “This whole experience will have viewers of the Cairnes brothers’ film glued to their screen… The script, from beginning to end, is neatly sewn together with an ending that’ll have jaws on the floor.” You can read the full review here.

Rother further encourages audiences to watch the film, highlighting its multifaceted appeal: “Whenever it is made available to you, you must attempt to view the Cairnes Brothers’ latest project as it will make you laugh, it will creep you out, it will amaze you, and it might even strike an emotional cord.”

Set to stream on Shudder on April 19, 2024, “Late Night with the Devil” offers a compelling blend of horror, history, and heart. This film is not just a must-watch for horror aficionados but for anyone looking to be thoroughly entertained and moved by a cinematic experience that redefines the boundaries of its genre.

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