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That Time the Twin Peaks Announcement Creeped Me Out

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I didn’t see it coming. How could I have? Eyes bulging and mouth agape, I leaned forward to press pause on my laptop, still not believing what I’d just heard.

Looking for a new addiction a few weeks into my iHorror tenure, I reached out to my fellow minions to see if they had any recommendations. The ever awesome and reliable Patti Pauley suggested Twin Peaks.

And so it began.

Unrelenting Silver Bullet fan that I am, seeing Everett McGill’s name in the opening credits had my curiosity, but the haunting sounds of Laura Palmer’s Theme had my interest (thank eight-pound, six-ounce baby Jesus for Angelo Badalamenti). It wasn’t long before I was all-in.

Though Miguel Ferrer’s agent was a monumental jackass at the outset, I was thrilled that he was involved, but truth be told, I really didn’t need anything beyond the bromance between Agent Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) and Sheriff Truman (Michael Ontkean) to keep me coming back for more.

Of course, fans of Twin Peaks know there was more. So much more.

Image credit: IMDB.com.

A handful of episodes later I was messaging Ms. Pauley with the admission that I was obsessed with Sherilyn Fenn. I know now that such a revelation wasn’t much of a confession, because Peakers universally adore Audrey Horne.

All that said, I’d never laid eyes on a single episode until I began binge watching a couple of years ago, but by the time I was a few installments shy of completion, Showtime dropped the momentous announcement that Twin Peaks would have a third season. Neck deep as I was into the mysterious and quirky world of David Lynch and Mark Frost, it was exciting to know that the adventure wouldn’t end with my marathon.

Two days later I sat down to watch the Season 2 finale.

Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) ventured across the Black Lodge’s chevron-patterned floor adorned with red curtains and made a declaration that anyone watching in 1991 wouldn’t have given a second thought.

“I’ll see you again in 25 years.”

After a few “No-way-that-just-happened” moments, I went back and watched it again. The announcement had called for the new season to debut in 2016, a quarter-century later, but without the knowledge that Laura Palmer’s line was coming combined with the news fresh in my mind, it caught me off guard. In fact, it was eerie, bordering on creepy. Think Barbara Crampton’s first attention-grabbing disclosure from Beyond the Gates.

I had smiled giddily at that Showtime teaser just 48 hours before, but with Lee’s line omitted, there was no way I could have made connections to dots I didn’t know existed. While I don’t (necessarily) believe that Lynch and Frost originally set out to come back 25 years on, I cannot begin to describe my gratitude that Showtime had indeed left Lee’s dialogue out of said teaser, because I would have been denied a moment I’ll never forget.

An invigorating, “Whaaat?” moment for those who had seen the series once or even dozens of times, but as someone experiencing it anew, the term mind-blowing certainly applied.

Image credit: EW.com.

Numerous teasers (and a couple of series re-watches) later, we are just one week away from our long-awaited return to Twin Peaks. We’ve lost Ferrer, David Bowie, Don S. Davis, Catherine E. Coulson and Jack Nance; but Season 3 will bring Jane Levy, Michael Cera, Laura Dern, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Ernie Hudson, Meg Foster, Derek Mears and many more to the fold.

In addition to honoring the fallen and welcoming those new inhabitants, we will also get reacquainted with Deputy Hawk (Michael Horse), Shelly Johnson (Madchen Amick), Leland Palmer (Ray Wise), Denise Bryson (David Duchovny), Carl Rodd (Harry Dean Stanton) and several other faces we’ve been waiting two-and-a-half decades to see again.

The original series (and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me) left questions that need answering in their wake, and no doubt new mysteries will arise over the next 18 episodes. Above all, however, I can’t help but wonder when the next breathtaking moment will be unveiled that’ll have me pressing pause, desperate to wrap my head around what I’d just seen and heard.

Alas, it’s Twins Peaks and David Lynch, so you know as well as I, it is happening again.

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Another Creepy Spider Movie Hits Shudder This Month

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Good spider films are a theme this year. First, we had Sting and then there was Infested. The former is still in theaters and the latter is coming to Shudder starting April 26.

Infested has been getting some good reviews. People are saying that it’s not only a great creature feature but also a social commentary on racism in France.

According to IMDb: Writer/director Sébastien Vanicek was looking for ideas around the discrimination faced by black and Arab-looking people in France, and that led him to spiders, which are rarely welcome in homes; whenever they’re spotted, they’re swatted. As everyone in the story (people and spiders) is treated like vermin by society, the title came to him naturally.

Shudder has become the gold standard for streaming horror content. Since 2016, the service has been offering fans an expansive library of genre movies. in 2017, they began to stream exclusive content.

Since then Shudder has become a powerhouse in the film festival circuit, buying distribution rights to movies, or just producing some of their own. Just like Netflix, they give a film a short theatrical run before adding it to their library exclusively for subscribers.

Late Night With the Devil is a great example. It was released theatrically on March 22 and will begin streaming on the platform starting April 19.

While not getting the same buzz as Late Night, Infested is a festival favorite and many have said if you suffer from arachnophobia, you might want to take heed before watching it.

Infested

According to the synopsis, our main character, Kalib is turning 30 and dealing with some family issues. “He’s fighting with his sister over an inheritance and has cut ties with his best friend. Fascinated by exotic animals, he finds a venomous spider in a shop and brings it back to his apartment. It only takes a moment for the spider to escape and reproduce, turning the whole building into a dreadful web trap. The only option for Kaleb and his friends is to find a way out and survive.”

The film will be available to watch on Shudder starting April 26.

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Part Concert, Part Horror Movie M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’ Trailer Released

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In true Shyamalan form, he sets his film Trap inside a social situation where we aren’t sure what is going on. Hopefully, there is a twist at the end. Furthermore, we hope it’s better than the one in his divisive 2021 movie Old.

The trailer seemingly gives away a lot, but, as in the past, you can’t rely on his trailers because they are often red herrings and you are being gaslit to think a certain way. For instance, his movie Knock at the Cabin was completely different than what the trailer implied and if you hadn’t read the book on which the film is based it was still like going in blind.

The plot for Trap is being dubbed an “experience” and we aren’t quite sure what that means. If we were to guess based on the trailer, it’s a concert movie wrapped around a horror mystery. There are original songs performed by Saleka, who plays Lady Raven, a kind of Taylor Swift/Lady Gaga hybrid. They have even set up a Lady Raven website to further the illusion.

Here is the fresh trailer:

According to the synopsis, a father takes his daughter to one of Lady Raven’s jam-packed concerts, “where they realize they’re at the center of a dark and sinister event.”

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shyamalan, Hayley Mills and Allison Pill. The film is produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock and M. Night Shyamalan. The executive producer is Steven Schneider.

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Woman Brings Corpse Into Bank To Sign Loan Papers

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Warning: This is a disturbing story.

You have to be pretty desperate for money to do what this Brazilian woman did at the bank to get a loan. She wheeled in a fresh corpse to endorse the contract and she seemingly thought the bank employees wouldn’t notice. They did.

This weird and disturbing story comes via ScreenGeek an entertainment digital publication. They write that a woman identified as Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes pushed a man she identified as her uncle into the bank pleading with him to sign loan papers for $3,400. 

If you’re squeamish or easily triggered, be aware that the video captured of the situation is disturbing. 

Latin America’s largest commercial network, TV Globo, reported on the crime, and according to ScreenGeek this is what Nunes says in Portuguese during the attempted transaction. 

“Uncle, are you paying attention? You must sign [the loan contract]. If you don’t sign, there’s no way, as I cannot sign on your behalf!”

She then adds: “Sign so you can spare me further headaches; I can’t bear it any longer.” 

At first we thought this might be a hoax, but according to Brazilian police, the uncle, 68-year-old Paulo Roberto Braga had passed away earlier that day.

 “She attempted to feign his signature for the loan. He entered the bank already deceased,” Police Chief Fábio Luiz said in an interview with TV Globo. “Our priority is to continue investigating to identify other family members and gather more information regarding this loan.”

If convicted Nunes could be facing jail time on charges of fraud, embezzlement, and desecration of a corpse.

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