Snoogans, y’all! Kevin Smith’s Clerks III is well finished. Perhaps best of all the news is that Clerks III already has a trailer coming out and we can’t wait to get our eye balls all over it. Much like Kevin Smith’s Red State release, Smith intends to do a bit of a city-to-city road show. This will take Clerks III from town to town with Smith and other cast members presumably in audience.
It is expected that Smith will announce which cities he intends to tour along with the arrival of the trailer. Plus, he intends to expand the tour following Comic Con.
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!
The CLERKS III trailer drops Next Wednesday! Get your first look at the return of Dante, Randal, Elias, Becky, Jay and Bob, and score your tickets for the first 19 cities we’ll be touring in September (with the second wave of dates announced at @Comic_Con)! pic.twitter.com/bh264cwjzN
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) June 29, 2022
Clerks III will follow Randal Graves (and hopefully include his salsa shark) in his continued daily misadventures at the Quick Stop and RST Video Store. The perpetually angst filled Graves (Jeff Anderson) has a massive heart attack, barely surviving. This leads him to make a movie of his own. a movie about the Quick Stop and the characters and shenanigans that all inhabit the joint. Yep, basically its a retelling of Smith’s own life. His working at the convenience store and of course him making a movie at said store. It wasn’t until recently that Smith had a life-changing heart attack.
Smith’s big announcement of course is that the full trailer for Clerks III is up in just seven days. That’s right, y’all! Next Wednesday.
It’s going to be great to see a film that focuses on Graves as oppose to the usual Dante Hicks (Brian O’Halloran). But, don’t fret the whole crew will be back including a deep cut in the for of Dante’s old girlfriend Veronica (Marilyn Ghigliotti).
As lifelong Smith fans we can’t wait to see Clerks III. Smith has had a rad trajectory that has gone from his classics like Clerks and Mallrats to the more horror related, Tusk, Dogma, Yoga Hosers and the upcoming Killroy was here.
Are you excited to see Clerks III? Let us know! We will have the trailer to share with you next Wednesday.
Watch Deleted Predator Tree Chase Scene From ‘Prey’
To celebrate the 4K UHD, Blu-ray™ and DVD release of last year’s movie Prey, 20th Century Studios has made available a deleted animated storyboard scene. In this clip, we see our heroine Naru in a foot chase with the Predator through the tree tops of the forest canopy.
The movie is already loaded with beautiful chase scenes and suspenseful set-ups but it is a shame we never got to see this one incorporated into the movie.
Prey came out on Hulu in 2022. It was a critical hit and fans seemed to love the unique stand-alone storyline. People did fall in love with Naru’s canine companion Sarii, whose real name is Coco. She had no previous film experience and was trained specifically for the movie.
The first video is the scene without commentary. The second one includes commentary from director Dan Trachtenberg.
‘Courtney Gets Possessed’ Looks Like The Satanic BFF Comedy of 2023
So your ex is the Devil himself and you’ve moved on to someone new. In fact, you are about to marry that person. But Satan is the jealous type and isn’t giving his blessing to this new arrangement. What to do? That is the premise of the new horror comedy Courtney Gets Possessed.
Just by watching the trailer, we get a sense this is a comedy about girl power and we love that. Last year My Best Friend’s Exorcism focused on one friend trying to eject a demon from her girlfriend’s soul, but in this movie, it looks like a whole wedding party gets involved.
With her nuptials on the line and the Prince of Darkness lurking close by, Courtney does her best to protect her childhood home on the eve of the wedding. But when her ne’er-do-well sister accidentally invites Satan inside (known more casually as Dave), he possesses Courtney – throwing a demonic wrench into her happily-ever-after plans. Courtney’s ragtag team of reluctant heroes including her sister, perfectionist best friend, and skeptical future sister-in-law must find a way to exorcise Dave, reclaim Courtney’s soul, and get her down the aisle with as little bloodshed as possible.
“In Sickness and in Hell” takes on a whole new meaning in this diabolically fun and thrilling romp. Audiences will be left pondering the line between love and possession and what it means to give ourselves to others. Will Courtney’s wedding bells ring or will they be drowned out by the screams of the damned?
Courtney Gets Possessed is written and directed by Jono Mitchell and Madison Hatfield. Produced by Hatfield and Jordan Blair Brown. Executive Produced by Stephen Beehler, Jegor Jersov, and Jono Mitchell. Cinematography by Brett A. Frager. Composed by Jordan Bennett. A Peach Jam Pictures production.
Courtney Gets Possessed will be available on digital and on Demand, Friday, November 3.
Vomit Bags Handed Out in Theaters as ‘Saw X’ is Called Worse Than ‘Terrifier 2’
Remember all the puking folks were doing when Terrifier 2 was released in theaters? It was an incredible amount of social media showing folks tossing their cookies in theaters at the time. For good reason too. If you have seen the film and know what Art the Clown does to a girl in a yellow room, you know that Terrifier 2 wasn’t messing around. But it appears that Saw X is being seen a challenger.
One of the scenes that is apparently bothering folks this time is the one in which a guy has to perform brain surgery on himself in order to hack out a chunk of grey matter that weighs enough for the challenge. The scene is pretty brutal.
The synopsis for Saw X goes like this:
Hoping for a miraculous cure, John Kramer travels to Mexico for a risky and experimental medical procedure, only to discover the entire operation is a scam to defraud the most vulnerable. Armed with a newfound purpose, the infamous serial killer uses deranged and ingenious traps to turn the tables on the con artists.
For me personally, I still think that Terrifier 2 owns this crown though. It is gnarly throughout and Art is brutal and doesn’t have a code or anything. He just loves killin’. While Jigsaw deals in revenge or in ethics. Also, we see the vomit bags, but I haven’t seen anyone using em just yet. So, I’ll remain skeptical.
All in all, I gotta say I like both films since both are sticking with practical effects instead of going the cheapy computer graphics way.
Have you seen Saw X yet? Do you think that it rivals Terrifier 2? Let us know in the comments section.