The internet is a wonderful place to find things you never knew you needed. Take, for instance, this pizzeria that may sound familiar, but isn’t quite what you think. Or is it?
Introducing the Chucky Cheese pizza arcade which isn’t an actual place but something we would love to see in reality.
The pictures below were made by an artist named Sirius who, through some extensive research, we weren’t able to locate online. So if you know where we can find them let us know in the comments. We would like to thank him for the great homage to one of our favorite killer dolls.
Inside the restaurant, you will find arcade games such “Wack-A Chucky” and the “Severed Bowel Play Tunnel.” A butcher knife signpost points you to the restrooms and there’s even an Aaron Fechter-inspired animatronic band to entertain guests while they eat.
Although this establishment is completely fabricated, an enterprising horror fan could make it happen.
Immersive art installations have been popping up all over the country. One of the most popular is called Meow Wolf. With installations in Santa Fe, Las Vegas, and Denver, Meow Wolf has set the standard for mind-blowing pop-up interactive art experiences.
The one in Vegas called Omega Mart is a popular destination for tourists. In it, you become a shopper in an other-worldly supermarket with colorful time portals, alien subliminal messages, and hands-on activities, all of which give you clues to solve an inter-dimentional mystery.
The same could be done for Chucky Cheese. Just add pizza and a salad bar.
But until that day comes (it probably won’t), enjoy these excellent concept art photos from Sirius and let us know if you would take the family out for a slice and then grab some pizza.
*header photo by Sirius
Aubrey Plaza Wants to be the Next Tim Burton With ‘Hocus Pocus’ Like Film
Aubrey Plaza has long been a self-affirmed “sea hag”. Her dark personality and sense of humor has long been a favorite of ours. Now, with her production company, Evil Hag Productions, she intends to make a family-friendly film that is something like Tim Burton meets Hocus Pocus.
While talking to GQ, Plaza said that she would like to “…fill the Tim Burton slot” by putting together her first directorial effort. The family-friendly affair is said to be a mix of Beetlejuice and Hocus Pocus.
Plaza can currently be seen in Evil Hag Production’s Emily the Criminal and on HBO’s White Lotus season 2.
We can’t wait to see what Plaza has to offer in her directorial efforts. It would be great to see her built a brand and aesthetic as awesome as Burton’s.
M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Knock at the Cabin’ Finds Danger Right Outside
M. Night Shyamalan’s next film is already on its way. The ominous Knock at the Cabin is incredibly intriguing, especially since the first trailer gave away so little. The first poster for Knock at the Cabin is just as ominous as the teaser.
Shyamalan’s last film Old, played up the Twilight Zone like mystery and took it to Sci-Fi levels. Knock at the Cabin looks to trump that and move far into the horror/thriller genre.
The synopsis for Knock at the Cabin goes like this:
“While vacationing at a remote cabin, a young girl and her parents are taken hostage by four armed strangers who demand that the family make an unthinkable choice to avert the apocalypse. With limited access to the outside world, the family must decide what they believe before all is lost.”
Knock at the Cabin arrives in theaters beginning February 3.
‘Cocaine Bear’ Gives Us One of the Wildest Posters of the Year
Elizabeth Banks has decided to grace our eyeballs with one of the wildest titles, posters and film synopsis’ of the past decade. I’m of course talking about Cocaine Bear. This true story is one of those that you have to see to believe. But, the title is exactly what you think it is.
Kentucky 1985 was the time and place. A really unlucky bear ingested a lot of cocaine that was dropped in the woods by a smuggler. Unfortunately, the bear died from an overdose but not before going on a real rager beforehand.
Deadline’s synopsis for Cocaine Bear is as follows:
“The movie finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood.”
The film stars Keri Russell, Ray Liotta, Alden Ehrenreich, O’Shea Jackson and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
Cocaine Bear comes raging into theaters February 24.