Rap Genius, which actually recently rebranded itself as just “Genius,” is a site where you can find lyrics to rap songs and explanations of what certain lyrics mean thanks to notations contributed by users who sometimes have greater insight into what the rapper is talking about than most.

I don’t know if you’re familiar with Ganksta NIP, but he worked with the Geto Boys back during the height of their popularity in the early 90s. In fact, he even wrote the lyrics for their Chuckie song (which I just learned, but makes perfect sense if you’ve ever listened to these absurd lyrics and those of NIP’s own songs).

Anyway, NIP’s lyrics are very silly and over the top, at least on his debut South Park Psycho, which opens with the legendary Horror Movie Rap. I was looking at the lyrics to this song on Genius, and it has very little notation, as clearly nobody has absolutely any idea what the fuck he’s talking about when he says things like, “I wanna, and I’m gonna trade heads with a moose.”

My interpretation is as follows: Ganksta NIP is going to cut off a moose’s head, and then cut off his own head, and then somehow attach his head to the moose’s neck, and perhaps use his hooves to sew the severed moose’s head onto his own. If there’s a more reasonable explanation here, please step up to the Rap Genius plate and contribute.

I’d also love to know more about lyrics like “Sick in the head, bloodshed in an ant bed,” and “Those who didn’t live, drowned in a turtle’s head.”

I mean some lyrics, such as “Woke up this morning with a dead dog on me, so I thought, huh, bologna” are crystal clear, but what about lines like, “a bird’s leg woke up dead with his head in some fish grease?” I’m afraid I’m going to need some further explanation on that.

Damn, the song does have a dope beat though.

Full lyrics:

A tisket, a tasket, a bloody, bloody basket
Cut his head and ate his leg, now he’s in a casket
A tisket, a tasket, N-I-P and dope he did it
He tried to get smart so we ripped out his heart
Cooked it and we split it

Sick in the head, bloodshed in a ant bed
You want a new leg? Give me some needle and thread
So I can sew you one – cause I’m in it to win it
My horoscope said I’mma die in 20 minutes
Ganksta N-I-P – I’m worse than Freddie
You can’t kill me cause I’m dead already
Egypt E is the motherfucking shrink(Damn right!)
After 12 o’clock my blood turns hot pink
Nah, you weak-ass hoes can’t [???]
A thousand dead cut-up elephants in my luggage
Fuck with a psycho, you end up dead
Those who didn’t live, drowned in a turtle’s head
A twelve gauge is my only protection
Every bullet shot has a different infection
Woke up this morning with a dead dog on me
So I thought, “Huh – baloney!”
If a nigga run up I don’t care if he pushes
Fuck around and find his ass somewhere dead in some sticker bushes
Mess with N-I-P you must be tired of livin
Cut off your head – mmm, Thanksgiving
If you wanna live, your ass better beg
People say I’m crazy cause I go with a cow’s leg
Don’t run up – cause I kick like Bruce
I wanna and I’m gonna trade heads with a moose
Ganksta N-I-P with the psycho voice
Some say I’m insane cause I married a dead horse
It’s Christmas time – Happy New Year G
A dead pig’s head makes a good-ass Christmas tree
Kill a nigga for a measly-ass nickel
Frozen blood on a stick, equals strawberry popsicles
Fuck up and watch your Black neck bend
Dead men, making rounds cutting throats with a violin
I ain’t gon’ lie I feel like killin’ my niece
A bird’s leg woke up dead with his head in some fish grease
Ten died yesterday, ten just died
Ten died today – now this football’s on layaway
You said I was weak, yeah, point blank told me
Tied a needle to my dick then my grandmother rode me
It ain’t another nigga in this world can match this
I feel like swimmin’ in rat piss
Fuck with N-I-P – I ain’t no actor
My twelve daughters died from talking shit to a tractor
I’m getting pissed from the blood I threw up
Barely snapped my fingers and Jupiter blew up!
Hoes, they love me, they say I’m a pleaser
I woke up dead in a cat’s leg screaming “Caesar!”
Quick to break your motherfuckin’ spine
A dead goat got pregnant and said it was mine
Ganksta N-I-P – I’m down with the Mob
Cuttin’ off heads was my last year’s Summer job
Blame it on TV – then put it on the map
This is a horror movie rap

A tisket, a tasket, you ain’t gon’ believe me
It ain’t N-I-P’s fault that he got crazy thoughts
Blame it on the TV
A tisket, a tasket, you might think I’m sick
If you don’t like what I write, you can suck my di-ick
Bitch!