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Funny Obit of Halloween Lover Shows Spirit of Season Isn’t Canceled

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Idaho Mountain Express

Obituaries can be rather dreary reads unless you’re Holly Blair; a Halloween lover who recently passed away on August 17.

Blair’s obituary appeared in the Idaho Mountain Express according to The Mirror and has since gone viral for its lighthearted homage to the woman and her love of All Hallows’ Eve.

It goes like this:

“Holly Blair exploded into glitter and bats on Aug. 17, 2020.

She is survived by four spoiled cats, two stinky dogs, three bad birds, a turtle and an utterly useless frog named Fred, as well as three children and a husband of little to no importance.

Her remains will be interred under a tree with the ridiculous multitude of animals she rescued, both wild and domestic.”

Her future plans include drinking beer with Terry Pratchett and flying across the moon on her broomstick on Halloween.

She has also promised to communicate with us from the beyond via the cockatiel psyche.

We ask that everyone carve extra jack-o’-lanterns on Halloween this year in her honor.

All hail the wicked witch of Juniper Road!”

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This year has been a trying one for people who like to celebrate the holidays.

With COVID-19 social distancing rules, it seems likely that the social part of Halloween will be canceled in October.

However, many people are of the mindset the spirit of Halloween cannot be killed and it will go on despite coronavirus’ evil plans.

It’s nice to know some people, such as Holly Blair, will still celebrate the season even if that party is happening in the afterlife.

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‘Red Triangle’ Invites Audiences to a Bloody Buffet for Hungry Sharks from ’47 Meters Down’ Director

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Johannes Roberts has already given audiences two big helpings of sharksploitation with 47 Meters Down and its follow-up Uncaged. He also took some time to work on a pretty good Resident Evil adaptation. Now, Roberts is heading back to the world of killer sharks. He is focusing in on an area in which shark attacks aren’t unheard of. In Red Triangle audiences will witness a cruise ship that crashes leaving its guests to survive in open water where sharks are having a veritable human buffet.

According to Deadline the synopsis for Red Triangle goes like this:

“Set in Northern California — famous for its gorgeous beaches, but also known for a particular stretch of ocean that has a bloody reputation — The Red Triangle. Stretching south from Bodega Bay toward San Francisco and jutting out beyond the Farallon Islands and down to Big Sur south of Monterey, the Triangle encompasses around 200 miles of coastline, and is the site of almost half of all recorded great white shark attacks in the United States. When a cruise ship — a massive, floating, fully stocked resort with thousands of passengers — begins to sink in The Red Triangle, the feeding frenzy begins.”

“This shark-filled psychological horror/thriller will once again have moviegoers overwhelmed and on the edge of their seats watching great white sharks methodically terrorize a sinking family cruise ship.” said Media Group’s Founder, Chairman CEO Byron Allen.

Both of Roberts’s shark films have been incredibly high-octane underwater thrills. So, we are looking forward to him doing a shark film on a bigger scale.

Are you looking forward to Roberts giving us a big buffet for sharks out at sea? Let us know in the comments section.

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Showtime Confirms Both ‘Dexter: Origins’ and More ‘Dexter: New Blood’

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Dexter is coming back to Showtime. Despite the character meeting his demise, the network is still betting on two new series to bring fans in to watch. Dexter: Origins will focus on the fly-by-night serial killer in his youth. The series will reveal Dexter’s early days working with Miami Metro. It will also showcase younger versions of characters that we came to love. It is also being reported that characters like The Trinity Killer will make an appearance as well as a whole lot more.

The sky is the limit in terms of the direction that we can go in. However, this will entirely recast Michael C. Hall’s famous character. I’m not sure fans are ready for that kind of change at this point. It feels entirely too soon. But, who knows? We will have to wait and see.

In addition to Dexter: Origins and watching a younger Morgan in Miami Metro, we also have a continuation of Dexter: New Blood. This one will once again bring about Dexter’s son, Harrison following the events of that unexpected finale.

From what I recall, Harrison didn’t have a lot of fans but nonetheless, Showtime is doubling down on the character with a huge gamble. This will see Harrison return to New York City and find that he is plagued with the Dark Passenger just like dear ole’ dad. This will ultimately see the apple fall not very far from the tree.

Are you excited about Dexter: Origins and Dexter: New Blood? I’m really not a fan of Dexter: New Blood continuing the title of Michael C. Hall’s character without Hall being the focus of the series. I digress. Which are you looking forward to? Or… do you think that it is time for Dexter to hang things up and call it quits.

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John Krasinski Took to Social Media to Share ‘A Quiet Place: Day One’ Images

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A Quiet Place: Day One recently began production and in order to share the exciting bits of news producer, John Krasinski took to socials to give fans some goodies. And by goodies, I mean that Krasinski shared some all-new images from the awesome production.

The upcoming spin-off to A Quiet Place has no plot details at the moment but we do know that it also stars Lupita Nyong’o and Joseph Quinn.

The sequel to A Quiet Place starring the Abbott fam is still in the works as well. The goal is to give A Quiet Place a much larger world in which we see more stories set in that universe.

The synopsis for A Quiet Place went like this:

If they hear you, they hunt you. A family must live in silence to avoid mysterious creatures that hunt by sound. Knowing that even the slightest whisper or footstep can bring death, Evelyn and Lee are determined to find a way to protect their children while desperately searching for a way to fight back.

A Quiet Place: Day One arrives beginning March 8, 2024.

Are you excited to see A Quiet Place’s universe expanded?

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