Remember those groovy “Ash vs Evil Dead” Valentine’s Day cards we shared with you about a year ago? Well, the creator of those delicious cookies, Instagram and Tumblr’s z0mbri is back at it again, and on my pink fuck she left zero doubt that last year was just a warm-up.
From powerful vaginas to group action to hands up asses (it’s Ashy Slashy, pervert), z0mbri left no Season 2 stone unturned.
Oh, and be sure you’re not drinking anything when you see the Cheryl card. Just trust me on this.
If you’ve been looking for the perfect card for your own Pablito, Kelly, Chet or Linda, you can call off the search.
It’s a bond that can’t be broken.
You mean like anal?
As long as you stay hydrated.
Daddy issues can be…no, they’re not good.
The backseat of the Delta. Where legends live.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Alright, it’s graphic, but also the best of the second batch if you ask me.
This is just gold.
Filthy and fine.
Sometimes you’re just on a mission to slay…and we’ll leave it at that.
Don’t do Pablo like that. Wow, that came out wrong.
You’re the one who says we should try new things.
You say the sweetest things.
Your next words better be “the end” or I will shoot us both.
Marvel Studios’ Special Presentation: Werewolf By Night
Marvel’s Werewolf By Night has just released its official trailer and release date of October 7th. It looks like a fun/creepy retro horror special that will be streaming directly to Disney +.
A page for the special on Disney+ also reveals it’s been rated TV-14 and has been filed under comedy as its genre. Furthermore, the synopsis on the page teases the death of one Ulysses Bloodstone.
“On a dark and somber night, a secret cabal of monster hunters emerge from the shadows and gather at the foreboding Bloodstone Temple following the death of their leader,” the synopsis reads. “In a strange and macabre memorial to the leader’s life, the attendees are thrust into a mysterious and deadly competition for a powerful relic—a hunt that will ultimately bring them face to face with a dangerous monster.”
With confirmation the special is involving the Bloodstone Temple, that stands to reason the reports of Donnelly playing Elsa Bloodstone would be accurate. In addition to the eponymous werewolf and Bloodstone, the trailer also confirmed the involvement of Man-Thing.
‘Scream’ Vibes Prevail In Kevin Willamson Co-Penned Story ‘Sick’ Movie Clip
Kevin Williamson hasn’t been too busy over the last few years. But it appears his ideas have. The new movie Sick which premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) was inspired by one of the stories he wrote.
Of course we know the Williamson brand. It was everywhere in 90’s horror. That slick storytelling mostly featured cat-and-mouse situations around final girls and unyielding slashers.
It looks like that sensation is back if we take anything away from the exclusive clip Collider proved today. According to the logline we are two getting young women holed up in a lake house during the pandemic. They think they’re alone, but it’s clear someone is out to get them.
Director John Hyams is behind the camera, and it seems he is sticking to that Craven/Williamson aesthetic where the camera moves seamlessly through the scene to focus on an object, dark colors are glossy and landscapes are uplit.
Sick is scheduled to release in Canada on Sept. 11, but that’s according to IMDb. As for the rest of the world, we’ll have to wait and see when it hits theaters.
New ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Trailer Fills Out Characters and Plot; Plus Billy’s Back!
It’s been several years since we saw the Sanderson Sisters in Hocus Pocus. Thankfully this year, the original cast has reunited for a fun sequel. This latest trailer paints these characters with a broader brush including what looks like an origin story.
The new trailer also leans heavily on the spooky along with its signature Midler as Wini wit. Plus the Lon Chaney of our time, Doug Jones, is back as Billy.
The film is a Disney+ exclusive and will be released on the streamer on September 30.
It’s been 29 years since someone lit the Black Flame Candle and resurrected the 17th-century sisters, and they are looking for revenge. Now it is up to three high-school students to stop the ravenous witches from wreaking a new kind of havoc on Salem before dawn on All Hallow’s Eve.