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We’ve Got Movie Sign! Five Favorite New MST3K Episodes

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In the not too distant past… MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 ran one of the most successful kickstarter campaigns in internet history. The many, many, many fans of the cult series wanted to see more episodes, and boy did they show it. Last Friday, the day finally came, and 14 brand spanking new episodes of MST3K were unleashed onto an excited public! Now hosted by Jonah Ray as Jonah Heston, an ace Gizmonics Institute pilot captured by Clayton Forrester’s daughter, Kinga Forrester (Played by Felicia Day) and TV’s Son of TV’s Frank (Played by Patton Oswalt) as they try to drive him nuts with bad movies. Now he must riff on the movies with his robot pals, Tom Servo (Baron Vaughn) and Crow T. Robot (Hampton Yount) to stay sane and have some laughs. Many of the films are science fiction, horror, and outright bizarre. Below are five funny films featured on the show so far!

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Cry Wilderness

A really weird adventure movie quote unquote “For Kids” from the eighties. About a kid named Paul who’s told by the spirit of Bigfoot to find his park ranger father in the wilderness. And then things get weird. Highlights include the excessive use of stock footage of animals, the sidekick who won’t stop laughing, and one seriously weird looking sasquatch.

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The Beast Of Hollow Mountain

This monster mash of western and giant monster makes for a monstrously funny time! An American cowboy in turn of the century Mexico investigates why cattle are suddenly disappearing. Turns out, it’s because there’s a Beast around Hollow Mountain! Who knew? Lots of riffing on the absence of the titular Beast until later in the film, the various hats worn by characters, and how unfunny the alcoholic comic relief is.

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Starcrash

It’s like STAR WARS, but not! A crew of space smugglers are conscripted to try and stop the evil Space Count Zarth Arn and his evil super space weapon from overthrowing the Emperor of Space (Played by Christopher Plummer!). Space. Highlights include so many cheap laser and explosion SFX, a robot sheriff with a southern drawl, and David Hasselhoff as The Prince Of Space… not to be confused with the titular PRINCE OF SPACE from season 8 of MST3K.

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Wizards Of The Lost Kingdom II

Of the two WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM films showing this season, this one I felt brought more laughs. Having basically doing anything to do with its predecessor, we follow another ‘chosen one’ kid on an atypical hero’s journey with an incompetent wizard mentor to stop the three evil warlocks that currently rule the lost kingdom. Highlights include lots and lots of reused footage from previous and unrelated movies, Sid Haig as an evil crow sorcerer, and David Carradine as a badass sellsword named “The Dark One”!

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At the Earth’s Core

An Amicus sci-fi adventure adaptation of the William S. Burroughs book from the seventies. British Dr. Perry and American David Innes test out a massive ‘Iron Mole’ drill and wouldn’t you know it, they end up At the Earth’s Core! Now they must lead a revolution of human’s against their underground masters and find a way back on top. Highlights include Peter Cushing as the ridiculously stuffy Dr. Perry, goofy looking monsters, and inexplicably English speaking underground cavemen that look like prog-rockstars!

Of course, these are just a few of my own favorites. Give the new season of MST3K a watch on Netflix and tell us what movies and riffs made you laugh!

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Melissa Barrera Says Her ‘Scream’ Contract Never Included a Third Movie

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The Scream franchise has done a major overhaul to its original script for Scream VII after its two main leads departed production. Jenna Ortega who played Tara Carpenter left because she was overly booked and blessed while her co-star Melissa Barrera was fired after making political comments on social media.

But Barrera isn’t regretting any of it. In fact, she is happy where the character arc left off. She played Samantha Carpenter, the latest focus of the Ghostface killer.

Barrera did an exclusive interview with Collider. During their talk, the 33-year-old says she fulfilled her contract and her character Samantha’s arc finished at a good spot, even though it was meant to be a trilogy.

“I feel like the ending of [ Scream VI ] was a very good ending, and so I don’t feel like ‘Ugh, I got left in the middle.’ No, I think people, the fans, were wanting a third movie to continue that arc, and apparently, the plan was a trilogy, even though I was only contracted for two movies.

So, I did my two movies, and I’m fine. I’m good with that. I got two – that’s more than most people get. When you’re on a TV show, and it gets canceled, you can’t harp on things, you gotta move on.

That’s the nature of this industry too, I get excited for the next job, I get excited for the next skin I get to put on. It’s exciting to create a different character. So yeah, I feel good. I did what I set out to do. It was always meant to be two movies for me, ’cause that was my contract, and so everything is perfect.”

The entire production of the original seventh entry has moved on from the Carpenter’s storyline. With a new director and new script, production will resume, including the return of Neve Campbell and Courtney Cox.

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Read Reviews For ‘Abigail’ The Latest From Radio Silence

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The review embargo has lifted for the vampire horror movie Abigail and the reviews are abundantly positive. 

Matt BettinelliOlpin and Tyler Gillett of Radio Silence are getting early praise for their latest horror movie which opens on April 19. Unless you’re Barbie or Oppenheimer the name of the game in Hollywood is about what kind of box office numbers you pull on opening weekend and how much they drop thereafter. Abigail could be this year’s sleeper. 

Radio Silence is no stranger to opening big, their Scream reboot and sequel packed fans into seats on their respective opening dates. The duo are currently working on another reboot, that of 1981’s Kurt Russel cult favorite Escape From New York

Abigail

Now that ticket sales for GodzillaxKong, Dune 2, and Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire have gathered patina, Abigail could knock A24’s current powerhouse Civil War from the top spot, especially if ticket buyers base their purchase off reviews. If it is successful, it could be temporary, since Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone’s action comedy The Fall Guy opens on May 3, just two weeks later.

We have gathered pull quotes (good & bad) from some genre critics on Rotten Tomatoes (score for Abigail currently sits at 85%) to give you an indicator of how they are skewing ahead of its release this weekend. First, the good:

“Abigail is a fun, bloody ride. It also has the most lovable ensemble of morally grey characters this year. The film introduces a new favorite monster into the genre and gives her room to take the biggest swings possible. I lived!” — Sharai Bohannon: A Nightmare On Fierce Street Podcast

“The standout is Weir, commanding the screen despite her small stature and effortlessly switching from apparently helpless, terrified child to savage predator with a mordant sense of humor.” — Michael Gingold: Rue Morgue Magazine

“‘Abigail’ sets the bar as the most fun you can have with a horror movie of the year. In other words, “Abigail” is horror on pointe.” — BJ Colangelo: Slashfilm

“In what may become one of the greatest vampire movies of all time, Abigail provides an extremely bloody, fun, humorous & fresh take on the subgenre.” — Jordan Williams: Screen Rant

“Radio Silence have proven themselves as one of the most exciting, and crucially, fun, voices in the horror genre and Abigail takes this to the next level.” — Rosie Fletcher: Den of Geek

Now, the not-so-good:

“It’s not badly made, just uninspired and played out.” — Simon Abrams: RogerEbert.com

A ‘Ready or Not’ redux running on half the steam, this one-location misfire has plenty of parts that work but its namesake isn’t among them.” –Alison Foreman: indieWire

Let us know if you are planning to see Abigail. If or when you do, give us your hot take in the comments.

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Ernie Hudson To Star In ‘Oswald: Down The Rabbit Hole’

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This is some exciting news! Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters 1984, The Crow 1994) is set to star in the upcoming horror film titled Oswald: Down The Rabbit Hole. Hudson is set to play the character Oswald Jebediah Coleman who is a brilliant animator that is locked away in a terrifying magical prison. No release date has been announced yet. Check out the announcement trailer and more about the film below.

ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER FOR OSWALD: DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

The film follows the story of “Art and some of his closest friends as they help track down his long-lost family lineage. When they find and explore his Great-Grandpa Oswald’s abandoned home, they encounter a magical TV that teleports them to a place lost in time, shrouded by dark Hollywood Magic. The group finds that they are not alone when they discover Oswald’s come-to-life cartoon Rabbit, a dark entity that decides their souls are it’s for the taking. Art and his friends must work together to escape their magical prison before the Rabbit gets to them first.”

First Look Image at Oswald: Down the Rabbit Hole

Ernie Hudson stated that “I am excited to work with everyone on this production. It’s an incredibly creative and smart project.”

Director Stewart also added “I had a very specific vision for Oswald’s character and knew I wanted Ernie for this role from the start, as I’ve always admired iconic cinematic legacy. Ernie is going to bring Oswald’s unique and vengeful spirit to life in the best way possible.”

First Look Image at Oswald: Down the Rabbit Hole

Lilton Stewart III and Lucinda Bruce are teaming up to write and direct the film. It stars actors Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters 1984, The Crow 1994), Topher Hall (Single Drunk Female 2022), and Yasha Rayzberg (A Rainbow in the Dark 2021). Mana Animation Studio is helping produce the animation, Tandem Post House for post-production, and VFX supervisor Bob Homami is also helping. The budget for the film currently sits at $4.5M.

Official Teaser Poster for Oswald: Down the Rabbit Hole

This is one of many classic childhood stories that are being turned into horror films. This list includes Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2, Bambi: The Reckoning, Mickey’s Mouse Trap, The Return of Steamboat Willie, and many more. Are you more interested in the film now that Ernie Hudson is attached to star in it? Let us know in the comments below.

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