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Classic Campbell: Best One-Liners from Army of Darkness

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tumblr_m90rhtr4KZ1r9prsfo6_250 The Evil Dead trilogy delivered memorable moment after memorable moment, but let’s face it, Army of Darkness is in a class by itself and as such, deserves, nay requires its own top ten list.

Now that I’ve gone all CNN and dropped that news on you, the real question becomes how in the hell do you limit The King to just ten one-liners from such a classic? Perhaps iHorror’s own Patti Pauley said it best — “It’s hard to put them in order, they’re all equally amazing.”

Why employ an exercise in futility? You know that Leland Gaut adage “Kill them all, let God sort them out?” It applies here.

So we embark on ten of Bruce Campbell’s best from Army.

Enjoy, screwheads.

BoomstickWell, hello Mr. Fancy Pants

When all hell breaks loose, rank no longer applies. Let the shit-talk commence.

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Nailed it

The gasped shriek Campbell emits when he steps on the nail should have garnered an Academy Award.

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What’s that on your face?

Not here or here so much…but right here.

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Blow

When you have a harem feeding you grapes, you’re less than forgiving.

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Good guy, bad guy

So you will listen to every damn word I have to say.

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Look backYo…

Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

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It’s an “N” word

Before anyone gets all worked up, this has nothing to do with the Confederate flag.

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Honey…

Hallmark’s on the phone. You say the sweetest things.

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Groovy

Ahhh, gotta love the nod back to Evil Dead 2.

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This is my BOOMstick!

No introduction necessary.

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Watch ‘The Burning’ At The Location Where It Was Filmed

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Fangoria is reporting that fans of the 1981 slasher The Burning will be able to have a screening of the film at the location where it was filmed. The movie is set at Camp Blackfoot which is actually the Stonehaven Nature Preserve in Ransomville, New York.

This ticketed event will take place on August 3. Guests will be able to take a tour of the grounds as well as enjoy some campfire snacks along with the screening of The Burning.

The Burning

The film came out in the early ’80s when teen slashers were being churned out in magnum force. Thanks to Sean S. Cunningham’s Friday the 13th, filmmakers wanted to get in on the low-budget, high-profit movie market and a casket load of these types of films were produced, some better than others.

The Burning is one of the good ones, mostly because of the special effects from Tom Savini who had just come off of his groundbreaking work on Dawn of the Dead and Friday the 13th. He declined to do the sequel because of its illogical premise and instead signed on to do this movie. Also, a young Jason Alexander who would later go on to play George in Seinfeld is a featured player.

Because of its practical gore, The Burning had to be heavily edited before it received an R-rating. The MPAA was under the thumb of protest groups and political bigwigs to censor violent films at the time because slashers were just so graphic and detailed in their gore.

Tickets are $50, and if you want a special t-shirt, that will cost you another $25, You can get all the information by visiting the On Set Cinema webpage.

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‘Longlegs’ Creepy “Part 2” Teaser Appears on Instagram

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Neon Films released an Insta-teaser for their horror film Longlegs today. Titled Dirty: Part 2, the clip only furthers the mystery of what we are in for when this movie is finally released on July 12.

The official logline is: FBI Agent Lee Harker is assigned to an unsolved serial killer case that takes unexpected turns, revealing evidence of the occult. Harker discovers a personal connection to the killer and must stop him before he strikes again.

Directed by former actor Oz Perkins who also gave us The Blackcoat’s Daughter and Gretel & Hansel, Longlegs is already creating buzz with its moody images and cryptic hints. The film is rated R for bloody violence, and disturbing images.

Longlegs stars Nicolas Cage, Maika Monroe, and Alicia Witt.

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Exclusive Sneak Peek: Eli Roth and Crypt TV’s VR Series ‘The Faceless Lady’ Episode Five

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Eli Roth (Cabin Fever) and Crypt TV are knocking it out of the park with their new VR show, The Faceless Lady. For those unaware, this is the first fully scripted VR horror show on the market.

Even for masters of horror like Eli Roth and Crypt TV, this is a monumental undertaking. However, if I trust anyone to change the way that we experience horror, it would be these two legends.

The Faceless Lady

Ripped from the pages of Irish folklore, The Faceless Lady tells the story of a tragic spirit cursed to wander the halls of her castle for all of eternity. However, when three young couples are invited to the castle for a series of games, their fates may soon change.

So far, the story has provided horror fans with a gripping game of life or death that doesn’t look as if it will slow down in episode five. Luckily, we have an exclusive clip that may be able to satiate your appetites until the new premiere.

Airing on 4/25 at 5pmPT/8pmET, episode five follows our final three contestants in this wicked game. As the stakes are raised ever higher, will Ella be able to fully awaken her connection with Lady Margaret?

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The newest episode can be found on Meta Quest TV. If you haven’t already, follow this link to subscribe to the series. Make sure to check out the new clip below.

Eli Roth Present’s THE FACELESS LADY S1E5 Clip: THE DUEL – YouTube

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