Hey Tightwads! Summer’s almost here and school’s almost out. Save your money for the important things in life and check out this week’s batch of free movies…
The awesomely named Chopping Mall is about some teens who decide to have an after-hours party inside the mall at which they work. The psychotic security robots have other ideas, though. Truth be told, there’s very little chopping in Chopping Mall; the killbots in this 1986 techno-horror flick rely on laser beams and electric shocks to kill their victims. But, when a name like Chopping Mall is on the table, you use it. This one also stars the lovely Kelli Maroney and the lovely-er Barbara Crampton, and keep an eye out for That Guy Dick Miller as – yep, you guessed it – Walter Paisley. Check out Chopping Mall here at TubiTV.
The Raid 2
Predictably, The Raid 2 is the 2014 follow-up to 2011’s The Raid: Redemption in which the hero cop from the first movie goes deep undercover inside a ruthless gang in order to expose a ring of police corruption. Like The Raid: Redemption, The Raid 2 is essentially a wall-to-wall martial arts movie, only on a much grander scale than its predecessor (which is to say that it doesn’t all take place in the same building). It’s not exactly horror, but there are a handful of brutal fight scenes that are worth the price of admission, especially if the price of admission is free. Catch The Raid 2 right here at Crackle.
Porn Shoot Massacre
Porn Shoot Massacre is exactly what it sounds like; a group of buxom actresses are lured to an adult film set only to discover that it’s actually a horror movie, and they are the real-life victims. Just as the title suggests, this 2009 neo-slasher is full of boobs and blood, and even a few surprises. It’s not high art, but if you like hot women getting butchered, Porn Shoot Massacre is right up your alley. See it here at TubiTV.
Der Samurai is a 2014 German cat-and-mouse story about a cross-dressing, katana-wielding, head-chopping killer and the rookie policeman who is tasked with stopping him. This one is a queerly erotic, quirkily surreal horror fantasy that is packed with both sex and violence. It’s not for the prudes out there, but it is unlike anything that you’ve ever seen before. If you’re up for it, Der Samurai can be found here at Popcornflix.
Gorgo is a 1961 movie about a giant prehistoric creature, named Gorgo, who is awakened by volcanic activity off the coast of Ireland…and promptly captured and taken to London to be put in a circus. Unfortunately for his captors, Gorgo’s even more giant mom, Ogra, comes to his rescue. Basically the Brits’ answer to Godzilla, Gorgo is part loving tribute and part blatant rip-off. It’s also just as much of an homage to King Kong as it is to Godzilla. Any way you slice it, Gorgo is a fun little monster movie, and you can watch it right here at Vudu.
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