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The 10 Most WTF Moments from ‘Witching & Bitching’

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As the title suggests, there is plenty of witching in the Spanish horror-comedy Witching & Bitching. It is about cannibal witches, after all. As for the bitching? Plenty of that too, mostly from a group of guys whining about their significant others, not realizing that figuratively getting your heart ripped out isn’t as bad as literally getting your heart ripped out, a threat that looms ahead. Themes about broken marriages, broken promises, and the differences between men and women that tear them apart abound in this film, and any number of articles could be written discussing such a universal topic. But today we are here to talk about the film’s fucked-up moments. (Some minor SPOILERS ahead).

10. How many times have you been driving down a woodsy road and been flashed by a couple of old laughing ladies? Such was the case as the motley crew of wannabe criminals drove off to find a place to hide after their bungled heist.

9. What’s for dinner tonight? Fried keys, of course. Witching and Bitching fried keys

8. Speaking of dinner, late in the film the witches gather around an opulent table for a fancy feast of delectable dishes, including some finger food. Literally. Witching and Bitching finger food7. Keeping with the dinner theme, I have two words for you: Human sliders.

6. What better way to eat those human sliders than with a giant fork and knife? Witching and Bitching utensils5. It’s one thing to tie people up and force-feed them ears and toad blood, but to have a casual conversation about daily life while doing so crosses a line into utter madness.

4. Have you seen that image macro with Mike Tyson holding two pigeons and saying, “Now kith?” One of the witches basically does that with two of the bickering men. Without the lisp, that is.

3. Broomsturbation with toad blood lubricant. I’ll leave it at that.

2. When visiting a dank, mangy old public restroom in a sketchy location, what is one of the last things you want to see? Someone peeping at you through the toilet hole beneath you has to be up there at the top of the list. Pee-ping Tom? Poophole peeper? Whatever you want to call it, no thanks.

1. So Mickey Mouse, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Jesus Christ are walking through town getting ready to rob a store… No, that’s not the beginning of a joke—that’s the beginning of this movie. Witching and Bitching Jesus Take the Wheel

For these and other WTF moments, check out Witching & Bitching, currently streaming on Netflix. Watch the trailer below. [youtube id=”ivHEza4t0wY” align=”center” mode=”normal” autoplay=”no”]

 

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The Original ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Had an Interesting Location

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Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s sequels to hit movies weren’t as linear as they are today. It was more like “let’s re-do the situation but in a different location.” Remember Speed 2, or National Lampoon’s European Vacation? Even Aliens, as good as it is, follows a lot of the plot points of the original; people stuck on a ship, an android, a little girl in peril instead of a cat. So it makes sense that one of the most popular supernatural comedies of all time, Beetlejuice would follow the same pattern.

In 1991 Tim Burton was interested in doing a sequel to his 1988 original, it was called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian:

“The Deetz family moves to Hawaii to develop a resort. Construction begins, and it’s quickly discovered that the hotel will be sitting on top of an ancient burial ground. Beetlejuice comes in to save the day.”

Burton liked the script but wanted some re-writes so he asked then-hot screenwriter Daniel Waters who had just got done contributing to Heathers. He passed on the opportunity so producer David Geffen offered it to Troop Beverly Hills scribe Pamela Norris to no avail.

Eventually, Warner Bros. asked Kevin Smith to punch up Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, he scoffed at the idea, saying, “Didn’t we say all we needed to say in the first Beetlejuice? Must we go tropical?”

Nine years later the sequel was killed. The studio said Winona Ryder was now too old for the part and an entire re-cast needed to happen. But Burton never gave up, there were a lot of directions he wanted to take his characters, including a Disney crossover.

“We talked about lots of different things,” the director said in Entertainment Weekly. “That was early on when we were going, Beetlejuice and the Haunted MansionBeetlejuice Goes West, whatever. Lots of things came up.”

Fast-forward to 2011 when another script was pitched for a sequel. This time the writer of Burton’s Dark Shadows,  Seth Grahame-Smith was hired and he wanted to make sure the story wasn’t a cash-grabbing remake or reboot. Four years later, in 2015, a script was approved with both Ryder and Keaton saying they would return to their respective roles. In 2017 that script was revamped and then eventually shelved in 2019.

During the time the sequel script was being tossed around in Hollywood, in 2016 an artist named Alex Murillo posted what looked like one-sheets for a Beetlejuice sequel. Although they were fabricated and had no affiliation with Warner Bros. people thought they were real.

Perhaps the virality of the artwork sparked interest in a Beetlejuice sequel once again, and finally, it was confirmed in 2022 Beetlejuice 2 had a green light from a script written by Wednesday writers  Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The star of that series Jenna Ortega signed on to the new movie with filming starting in 2023. It was also confirmed that Danny Elfman would return to do the score.

Burton and Keaton agreed that the new film titled Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice wouldn’t rely on CGI or other other forms of technology. They wanted the film to feel “handmade.” The film wrapped in November 2023.

It’s been over three decades to come up with a sequel to Beetlejuice. Hopefully, since they said aloha to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian there has been enough time and creativity to ensure Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will not only honor the characters, but fans of the original.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will open theatrically on September 6.

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Russell Crowe To Star in Another Exorcism Movie & It’s Not a Sequel

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Maybe it’s because The Exorcist just celebrated its 50th-anniversary last year, or maybe it’s because aging Academy Award-winning actors aren’t too proud to take on obscure roles, but Russell Crowe is visiting the Devil once again in yet another possession film. And it’s not related to his last one, The Pope’s Exorcist.

According to Collider, the film titled The Exorcism was originally going to be released under the name The Georgetown Project. Rights for its North American release were once in the hands of Miramax but then went to Vertical Entertainment. It will release on June 7 in theaters then head over to Shudder for subscribers.

Crowe will also star in this year’s upcoming Kraven the Hunter which is set to drop in theaters on August 30.

As for The Exorcism, Collider provides us with what it’s about:

“The film centers around actor Anthony Miller (Crowe), whose troubles come to the forefront as he shoots a supernatural horror movie. His estranged daughter (Ryan Simpkins) has to figure out whether he’s lapsing into his past addictions, or if something even more horrific is occurring. “

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New F-Bomb Laden ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Trailer: Bloody Buddy Movie

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Deadpool & Wolverine might be the buddy movie of the decade. The two heterodox superheroes are back in the latest trailer for the summer blockbuster, this time with more f-bombs than a gangster film.

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This time the focus is on Wolverine played by Hugh Jackman. The adamantium-infused X-Man is having a bit of a pity party when Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) arrives on the scene who then tries to convince him to team up for selfish reasons. The result is a profanity-filled trailer with a Strange surprise at the end.

Deadpool & Wolverine is one of the most anticipated movies of the year. It comes out on July 26. Here is the latest trailer, and we suggest if you are at work and your space isn’t private, you might want to put in headphones.

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