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“Ted the Caver”: Horror or Hoax?

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Ted the Caver

Back in February of 2000 a man known only by the name of “Ted the Caver” embarked on a journey with his friend to discover what lies beyond the reaches of a small hole in the earth at the bottom of a cave. What they discovered is both bizarre and terrifying, also apparently true. Here is one entry from his journal as he describes an unseen presence from the bowels of the earth:

“It felt like a legion of demons was about to attack me from behind. I felt like my salvation lie ahead of me in the darkness, and Lucifer was behind me, trying to keep me from safety.”

“Ted the Caver” documented his trip into madness and made it available for the internet to read. The story is a popular legend that was reported on the pages of creepypasta.com, a site that encourages writers to submit their terrifying stories, true or not. What makes this story a little more believable is that the author created an extensive journal about his experiences, complete with pictures.

The Journal

His journal is a lengthy one, but documents each step of the journey with photographs and descriptions. “Ted’s” diary is rather long and descriptive, but it is this attention to detail that might give the most skeptical reader pause.

As Ted says in the beginning of his journal, “If you think these events sound far-fetched, I agree. I would come to the same conclusion had I not experienced them.”

You can read his entire journal here (all photos and entries for this article were taken from there), but be warned, the site is powered by “Angelfire” a free website hosting service that bombards you with a popup every time you click to the next page. But the annoyance is only temporary once you hit “close ad”.

If you choose to read Ted’s journal, it might take you a little while to get through the whole thing. Below is a synopsis of what it contains, but the entire journal is well worth the read if only to give credence to this bizarre story.

On February, 2001 friends Ted and B (names withheld for privacy), avid explorers, descended into a cave with the hopes of exploring it one last time. Ted had been fascinated by a hole deep within its passages and wondered if there was a way to get through it. The size of the opening was only wrist-thick, but the duo was determined to break through it and discover the mysteries that lie underground.

The Opening

As they sat beside the opening, contemplating what tools they would need, they heard strange noises coming from within, wind and rumbling that Ted surmises was the natural effects of ambient noises and the passing traffic nearby. Once the team decided what they would need to continue the excavation, they left, eager to return to begin the work.

Nearly a month later, armed with a cordless drill and sledgehammers, the two men returned the “Mystery Cave” and began the arduous task of making an accommodating crawlspace in to the rock. Their work continued for months with strange occurrences happening every step of the way. At one point, Ted explains, B was sitting near the opening and claims to have heard something strange, “He said that he swore he just heard a strange noise emanating from the hole. He said it sounded like rock sliding on rock. Sort of a grinding sound.”

Digging Further In

In the weeks to come the men hammered, picked and dug further into the opening, hoping to make it wide enough for them to pass. But as they did so more strange noises kept breaking through the darkness. Ted says there was one instance in which a loud scream could be heard even over the whir of his drill:

“It was loud. I could hear it over the noise of the drill, even though I had the ear plugs in. At first I thought it was just the drill bit doing its job on the cave. It would frequently complain by screeching and whining as we forced it into the wall. But this was different. It took me several full seconds to comprehend that this was coming from inside the hole, and not the bit. I stopped drilling and yanked my earplugs out just in time to hear the most terrible scream I have ever heard trail off and echo into the darkness of the cavern.”

Eventually through weeks of hard work, the men were able to create a hole big enough for Ted to squeeze through. Although his constant contortions through rough rock was exhausting, Ted was finally able to squeeze through the hole and enter a narrow passage that led into the abyss they called “The Mystery Cave”.

Ted explored the rocky channels and openings of this new found tunnel, even able to stand in some places, but eventually he discovered he hadn’t been the first:

“On the left side of the room on the wall at about eye-level I discovered what appeared to be hieroglyphics! It was a single drawing that almost appeared to be just part of the rock coloration. It looked like very crude representations of people, standing below a symbol. I was pumped! This meant there had to be another entrance to this cave.”

The Symbol

After his discovery, Ted exited the cave assured that he had enough photographic evidence to show B who had been waiting patiently at the entrance for his friend to resurface. Most pictures came through, except for the ones that detailed the room he had found.

Wanting to share his discovery, Ted searched for a person that would be able to confirm his and B’s discovery by climbing through the passage himself. That person was “Joe”. Once there, “Joe” managed to climb through the opening and disappear into the darkness of the cavern, but he quickly emerged and remained silent about his experiences in the tunnels. Ted explains Joe’s odd behavior:

“Once we got outside the cave,” Ted writes, “I figured we would be able to find out more from Joe. But when he got to the final climb he just unclipped from the rope and went straight to the truck. In the light of day he looked even worse than in the cave. B and I gathered up the rope and our gear and headed for the truck. Joe said he did not want to stay overnight because he felt terrible (and we believed him), so we headed home. We could get no more information from Joe. He just stared straight ahead. He was shaking like a leaf, and he said he was not cold. When we tried to question him, his answers were short. I asked if he saw the hieroglyphics. “No”. Did he hear us yelling? “No”. Did he see the round rock? “No”. Did he see the crystals “No”. He said he just went a little ways in and started to feel sick. Something was fishy about his answers. He would have had to have seen the crystals if he got far enough into the cave that he couldn’t hear us yelling. But why would he not elaborate?”

Ted would eventually return to the cave two weeks later and experience his own terrifying journey through it. In his journal he explains that as he traversed through the tight corridors of the tunnels he heard a “scraping noise”. Ted describes the sound, “It was loud. It was close! It was coming from the large room I had just left. I wheeled around to face what ever had made that noise. When I did I lost my presence of mind and stood up at the same time. Crunch! My helmet crashes into the passage ceiling. My light broke and I was buried in the heavy darkness.”

Through this ordeal, Ted explains that a putrid smell began to fill the halls of the cave, “It smelled like damp, rotting, rancid, putrid, DEATH!” Ted began to use green glo-sticks to light his way through the tunnels and discovered large boulders had been moved from their original positions, revealing other channels deep within the passage. Through time and effort Ted final began to make his way back to the light of day, but not without hearing noises following up behind him and something trying to pull his ropes back into the darkness.

Shaken and in pain, Ted emerged from the ground and he frantically cut the ropes from Ted’s body. They traveled home in silence and Ted would soon have nightmares. These dreams would compel him to return to the cave, saying in his journal that “closure” was what he needed.

The Last Journal Entry

The last entry into his journal on May, 19 2001, ends with him saying, “See all of you soon with lots of answers. Love, Ted.” The website states that it was last updated on that day. Nothing more has ever been heard from Ted the Caver.

Could this be a hoax; an urban legend or a simple case of creative writing? Perhaps. But why would someone go through so much trouble to take pictures and document the experience so vividly? After 14 years, one would think that Ted would emerge from obscurity to take claim of his discovery and possibly get some sort of recognition on his celebrity. So far that hasn’t happened. All that remains is a journal and a few snapshots. What happened to Ted?

Let iHorror know what you think about “Ted the Caver”.

All photos and journal entries from Ted the Caver website.

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Brad Dourif Says He’s Retiring Except For One Important Role

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Brad Dourif has been doing movies for nearly 50 years. Now it seems he is walking away from the industry at 74 to enjoy his golden years. Except, there is a caveat.

Recently, digital entertainment publication JoBlo’s Tyler Nichols talked to some of the Chucky television series cast members. During the interview, Dourif made an announcement.

“Dourif said that he’s retired from acting,” says Nichols. “The only reason he came back for the show was because of his daughter Fiona and he considers Chucky creator Don Mancini to be family. But for non-Chucky stuff, he considers himself retired.”

Dourif has voiced the possessed doll since 1988 (minus the 2019 reboot). The original movie “Child’s Play” has become such a cult classic it’s at the top of some people’s best chillers of all time. Chucky himself is ingrained in pop culture history much like Frankenstein or Jason Voorhees.

While Dourif may be known for his famous voiceover, he is also an Oscar-nominated actor for his part in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Another famous horror role is The Gemini Killer in William Peter Blatty’s Exorcist III. And who can forget Betazoid Lon Suder in Star Trek: Voyager?

The good news is that Don Mancini is already pitching a concept for season four of Chucky which might also include a feature-length movie with a series tie-in. So, Although Dourif says he is retiring from the industry, ironically he is Chucky’s friend till the end.

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7 Great ‘Scream’ Fan Films & Shorts Worth a Watch

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The Scream franchise is such an iconic series, that many budding filmmakers take inspiration from it and make their own sequels or, at least, build upon the original universe created by screenwriter Kevin Williamson. YouTube is the perfect medium to showcase these talents (and budgets) with fan-made homages with their own personal twists.

The great thing about Ghostface is that he can appear anywhere, in any town, he just needs the signature mask, knife, and unhinged motive. Thanks to Fair Use laws it’s possible to expand upon Wes Craven’s creation by simply getting a group of young adults together and killing them off one by one. Oh, and don’t forget the twist. You’ll notice that Roger Jackson’s famous Ghostface voice is uncanny valley, but you get the gist.

We have gathered five fan films/shorts related to Scream that we thought were pretty good. Although they can’t possibly match the beats of a $33 million blockbuster, they get by on what they have. But who needs money? If you’re talented and motivated anything is possible as proven by these filmmakers who are well on their way to the big leagues.

Take a look at the below films and let us know what you think. And while you’re at it, leave these young filmmakers a thumbs up, or leave them a comment to encourage them to create more films. Besides, where else are you going to see Ghostface vs. a Katana all set to a hip-hop soundtrack?

Scream Live (2023)

Scream Live

Ghostface (2021)

Ghostface

Ghost Face (2023)

Ghost Face

Don’t Scream (2022)

Don’t Scream

Scream: A Fan Film (2023)

Scream: A Fan Film

The Scream (2023)

The Scream

A Scream Fan Film (2023)

A Scream Fan Film
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Another Creepy Spider Movie Hits Shudder This Month

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Good spider films are a theme this year. First, we had Sting and then there was Infested. The former is still in theaters and the latter is coming to Shudder starting April 26.

Infested has been getting some good reviews. People are saying that it’s not only a great creature feature but also a social commentary on racism in France.

According to IMDb: Writer/director Sébastien Vanicek was looking for ideas around the discrimination faced by black and Arab-looking people in France, and that led him to spiders, which are rarely welcome in homes; whenever they’re spotted, they’re swatted. As everyone in the story (people and spiders) is treated like vermin by society, the title came to him naturally.

Shudder has become the gold standard for streaming horror content. Since 2016, the service has been offering fans an expansive library of genre movies. in 2017, they began to stream exclusive content.

Since then Shudder has become a powerhouse in the film festival circuit, buying distribution rights to movies, or just producing some of their own. Just like Netflix, they give a film a short theatrical run before adding it to their library exclusively for subscribers.

Late Night With the Devil is a great example. It was released theatrically on March 22 and will begin streaming on the platform starting April 19.

While not getting the same buzz as Late Night, Infested is a festival favorite and many have said if you suffer from arachnophobia, you might want to take heed before watching it.

Infested

According to the synopsis, our main character, Kalib is turning 30 and dealing with some family issues. “He’s fighting with his sister over an inheritance and has cut ties with his best friend. Fascinated by exotic animals, he finds a venomous spider in a shop and brings it back to his apartment. It only takes a moment for the spider to escape and reproduce, turning the whole building into a dreadful web trap. The only option for Kaleb and his friends is to find a way out and survive.”

The film will be available to watch on Shudder starting April 26.

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