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iHorror Writers Tackle the Best Horror Characters of 2016 (So Far)

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It goes without saying, but 2016 has been a banner year for horror. From The Witch to the return of “The X-Files,” the emergence of the indescribable “Stranger Things” to the shock and awe of Fede Alvarez’s Don’t Breathe, we have been treated to some of the best genre offerings in quite some time.

Which begged the question — What character towered above all others during this banner year?

The iHorror writers had differing picks, so we put together a little list to try and settle things. Admittedly, Lando offered a few, but there were some characters which just had to be represented. That said, it’s a list so comprehensive, some animals even made the cut if you know what we mean. And we think that you do.

Let’s get started.

strangerthings-eleven-grocery-eggoEleven — “Stranger Things” (Landon Evanson)

The show took everyone by storm, and not just horror fans. It’s difficult to find someone who doesn’t adore the Netflix original, and even harder to locate someone who isn’t absolutely enthralled with Millie Bobby Brown’s portrayal of the mysterious and powerful Eleven. Her thoughts were complicated, her words were short and her trust was almost nonexistent, but her capabilities were staggering and her relationship with Mike (Finn Wolfhard) was heartwarming. There were elements of E.T., Carrie and even Firestarter to Eleven, but that was the point, the entire show was an homage to the ’80s. The waffles were endearing, but forced piss-pants from the gym and her reemergence at the quarry were scenes for all-time. “She’s our friend and she’s crazy!” And she may just be the most fantastic character of 2016.

ash-vs-evil-dead-3Ruby Knowby — “Ash vs Evil Dead” (Jonathan Correia)

I love Evil Dead. It’s been an obsession of mine since I was 13 years old. But let’s be honest, the series hasn’t always been kind to women. The reboot / remake did a decent job, but really, it was “Ash vs Evil Dead” that brought women to the forefront. In a show that has so many awesome and bad-ass female characters, none compare to Ruby. Played by Xena herself, Lucy Lawless, Ruby is a force to be reckoned with. Whether she is fighting skeletons or using a dead hand as a GPS, Ruby steals every episode she appears in. I can’t wait to see what she does in Season 2!

blind-manThe Blind Man — Don’t Breathe (Michael Carpenter)

To truly discuss what makes The Blind Man one of the greatest horror characters of 2016, it’s absolutely necessary to include spoilers for Don’t Breathe. In other words, if you haven’t seen the film, you’d be wise to skip to the next writer’s pick. Otherwise, here goes.

Most horror villains tend to be obviously evil and monstrous, and while it’s very possible to enjoy watching those characters do their thing, it’s hard to actually root for them to accomplish their murderous goals. This is the one thing that makes The Blind Man (expertly played by Stephen Lang) so interesting, as for over half the film, he’s arguably the sympathetic character. For one, it’s not his fault that these three young punks decided to break into his home, and it’s hard to blame him for using whatever methods necessary to protect himself from his assailants.

Of course, these feelings of sympathy begin to waver once it’s revealed that he’s been keeping a woman prisoner in his basement. Even then, once it becomes clear that she’s the drunk driver who we were previously told recklessly killed the man’s daughter and got off scot-free, one can kinda sorta get it, even if one wouldn’t ever take such an extreme course of action themselves.

However, any semblance of sympathy evaporates when it’s discovered just what she was put down there for; To give The Blind Man a new child against her will. Despite his attempts to rationalize his actions, nobody in their right mind could ever condone that, and it gets even more horrifying when he attempts to do the same to Rocky (Jane Levy). In one fell swoop, the script has been completely flipped on Don’t Breathe, and The Blind Man has transformed from sympathetic extremist to outright monster. And lest we forget, as of the end of the film, HE’S STILL OUT THERE.

crooked-manThe Crooked Man — The Conjuring 2 (Daniel Hegarty)

At first, I did not find the Crooked Man all that intriguing, and actually thought it was James Wan trying to be a bit controversial. Mixing his ability of practical effects and huge budget with a dated stop animation scene was a bit pointless. It wasn’t until my research uncovered that the Crooked Man’s jittery walk and flickery motion was not stop animation at all, it was in fact all the work of Javier Botet.

Botet has mastered the ability to move in the form of a stop animation model in front of the camera. There are not many movies where this would work well outside the use of other special effects, which would in turn ruin a movie trying to use purely practical effects. But The Conjuring 2 needed the monster portrayed by Botet to appear as it did in the children’s toy — flickery, sharep and without using CGI.

Watching the movie, as I have for the second, third and fourth time with my new found understanding of the Crooked Man’s development, made me appreciate how scary it would be to have a monster with that unnatural movement motion toward you, unpredictable and unforgiving.

guy-mannGuy Mann — “The X-Files” (Jacob Davison)

Out of a controversial new season of ‘The X-Files,” I wouldn’t have expected one of the funniest horror characters of the year. I am, of course, talking about the Were-Monster, Guy Mann! A harmless lizard-man monster, Guy was just minding his business when he was bitten by a human serial killer. Now, every day he turns into…a human being! Regaling his horror, Mann felt the instinctual need to find a job. Wear clothes. Buy a pet. Save for retirement. And quickly becomes suicidal.

Played by the hilariously moving Rhys Darby, Guy is a lizard man you can feel nothing but sympathy for because was was cursed to turn into a human being. The character is a brilliant deconstruction of monster tropes, especially those on a series like “The X-Files.” Beauty, or in this case, comfort is in the eye of the beholder, and Guy proves that monsters are quite content being monsters rather than anxiety-riddled humans. All while dressed up like the classic paranormal investigator, Carl Kolchak!

neganNegan — “The Walking Dead” (Patti Pauley)

We’ve only caught about ten minutes of Negan so far in 2016, but holy flaming fuckballs, that was enough for me to fall in love with the guy.

Sure, my opinion may be slightly unpopular, but I love the bad boys of “The Walking Dead.” And Jeffrey Dean Morganis already hitting home runs and splattering brains in regards to portraying an extremely interesting addition to the zombie apocalypse universe. I had read about his character in the comics beforehand so I already loved the guy long before his TV appearance last April. I like a guy who has some conviction, even if his ways are a bit harsh. However, at least he draws the line when it comes to hurting women or children. I respect that in a villain. A guy who has no quandaries about beating the eyeballs out of a man with a baseball bat but gives the ladies and kids a pass. To an extent anyway. This indicates the character does indeed harness some sympathy underneath that bad-ass exterior. I kinda like that about the dude.

black-phillipBlack Phillip — The Witch (Landon Evanson)

‘What dost thou want?” I am not going to lie, I had to pick my jaw off the theatre floor when Satan spoke through the farm animal which made the goat from Drag Me to Hell look like Adam Sandler’s talker heading to the Ragu show. The Witch was a polarizing film, but few could deny the mysterious power of Black Phillip. The creepy, excited run after it had chased the twins (not to mention the unnerving ballad they sang about it over and over), the stare down of Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy) in the shed and rearing up after goring William (Ralph Ineson) all led to a cult following for a character that is almost inexplicable. Black Phillip was just evil. And awesome.

seagullSteve Seagull — The Shallows (James Jay Edwards)

Anyone who has seen The Shallows knows that the movie absolutely belongs to Blake Lively, but her performance would not be possible without the support of Steven Seagull. Seagull is the bird that is stranded on the rock with Lively while she is being stalked by the giant shark the entire movie. Seagull is an important character because he becomes her sounding board, allowing her to deliver exposition and narration without making it seem as if she is talking to herself. He basically becomes the Wilson to her Tom Hanks. Birds are naturally passive looking, but Seagull manages to nail every single reaction shot to Lively’s lines with his perfectly bird look. The added bonus is that he’s not CG — Steven Seagull was played by a real, trained seagull named Sully. Steven Seagull provides just the right amount of levity in an otherwise dark and gloomy movie.

thomasinThomasin — The Witch (Landon Evanson)

Let’s face it, you either loved The Witch or loathed it, there was no in between. I happened to love it, but for all its unrelenting dread, the showcasing of Anya Taylor-Joy as the eldest child Thomasin may have been the shining beacon from Robert Eggers’ masterpiece. Thomasin was growing into her womanhood, which frightened her devoutly Puritan parents enough without adding her intelligence, will and strength. Thomasin did her best to please her forebears, but in the end she was her own person with her own ideas and wanted more out life than the bleak, banished existence of the farm. And when it came time to nut up or shut up, Thomasin threw down and chose to live deliciously. As Eggers has pointed out, Thomasin was completely out of place and had no business in a Puritan family, but she most definitely belongs on this list.

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Valak — The Conjuring 2 (Waylon Jordan)

I’m not sure if it’s the fact that he appears as an evil nun, or the fact that he is based on an actual demon, but there was something completely sinister about this major foe in The Conjuring 2. Valak’s movement through shadows nearly stopped my heart a couple of times. This was especially true in the scene where he moves as a shadow across the wall behind the painting that Ed Warren had done. When those fingers emerged to take hold of the painting moments before he rushed Lorraine, the entire theater reacted. It was an amazing moment. Hands down, he was one of the creepiest, most terrifying creatures I’ve seen on film this year and had to be included on the list.

ed-warrenEd Warren — The Conjuring 2 (Paul Aloisio)

It’s very rare these days that you get a hero that outshines the villain. In the modern age of the horror genre, characters with relatable (and maybe more importantly, believable) qualities are few and far between. Patrick Wilson’s portrayal of Ed Warren in The Conjuring 2 was absolutely stellar. The power couple between Ed and his wife Lorraine was something that not only kicked ass, but was incredibly inspiring. One of the great things about horror is the struggle and the triumph against evil, and Warren’s character is the perfect embodiment of that.

Who is your favorite? Who did we misss? Weigh in with your thoughts below.

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Another Creepy Spider Movie Hits Shudder This Month

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Good spider films are a theme this year. First, we had Sting and then there was Infested. The former is still in theaters and the latter is coming to Shudder starting April 26.

Infested has been getting some good reviews. People are saying that it’s not only a great creature feature but also a social commentary on racism in France.

According to IMDb: Writer/director Sébastien Vanicek was looking for ideas around the discrimination faced by black and Arab-looking people in France, and that led him to spiders, which are rarely welcome in homes; whenever they’re spotted, they’re swatted. As everyone in the story (people and spiders) is treated like vermin by society, the title came to him naturally.

Shudder has become the gold standard for streaming horror content. Since 2016, the service has been offering fans an expansive library of genre movies. in 2017, they began to stream exclusive content.

Since then Shudder has become a powerhouse in the film festival circuit, buying distribution rights to movies, or just producing some of their own. Just like Netflix, they give a film a short theatrical run before adding it to their library exclusively for subscribers.

Late Night With the Devil is a great example. It was released theatrically on March 22 and will begin streaming on the platform starting April 19.

While not getting the same buzz as Late Night, Infested is a festival favorite and many have said if you suffer from arachnophobia, you might want to take heed before watching it.

Infested

According to the synopsis, our main character, Kalib is turning 30 and dealing with some family issues. “He’s fighting with his sister over an inheritance and has cut ties with his best friend. Fascinated by exotic animals, he finds a venomous spider in a shop and brings it back to his apartment. It only takes a moment for the spider to escape and reproduce, turning the whole building into a dreadful web trap. The only option for Kaleb and his friends is to find a way out and survive.”

The film will be available to watch on Shudder starting April 26.

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Part Concert, Part Horror Movie M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’ Trailer Released

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In true Shyamalan form, he sets his film Trap inside a social situation where we aren’t sure what is going on. Hopefully, there is a twist at the end. Furthermore, we hope it’s better than the one in his divisive 2021 movie Old.

The trailer seemingly gives away a lot, but, as in the past, you can’t rely on his trailers because they are often red herrings and you are being gaslit to think a certain way. For instance, his movie Knock at the Cabin was completely different than what the trailer implied and if you hadn’t read the book on which the film is based it was still like going in blind.

The plot for Trap is being dubbed an “experience” and we aren’t quite sure what that means. If we were to guess based on the trailer, it’s a concert movie wrapped around a horror mystery. There are original songs performed by Saleka, who plays Lady Raven, a kind of Taylor Swift/Lady Gaga hybrid. They have even set up a Lady Raven website to further the illusion.

Here is the fresh trailer:

According to the synopsis, a father takes his daughter to one of Lady Raven’s jam-packed concerts, “where they realize they’re at the center of a dark and sinister event.”

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shyamalan, Hayley Mills and Allison Pill. The film is produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock and M. Night Shyamalan. The executive producer is Steven Schneider.

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Woman Brings Corpse Into Bank To Sign Loan Papers

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Warning: This is a disturbing story.

You have to be pretty desperate for money to do what this Brazilian woman did at the bank to get a loan. She wheeled in a fresh corpse to endorse the contract and she seemingly thought the bank employees wouldn’t notice. They did.

This weird and disturbing story comes via ScreenGeek an entertainment digital publication. They write that a woman identified as Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes pushed a man she identified as her uncle into the bank pleading with him to sign loan papers for $3,400. 

If you’re squeamish or easily triggered, be aware that the video captured of the situation is disturbing. 

Latin America’s largest commercial network, TV Globo, reported on the crime, and according to ScreenGeek this is what Nunes says in Portuguese during the attempted transaction. 

“Uncle, are you paying attention? You must sign [the loan contract]. If you don’t sign, there’s no way, as I cannot sign on your behalf!”

She then adds: “Sign so you can spare me further headaches; I can’t bear it any longer.” 

At first we thought this might be a hoax, but according to Brazilian police, the uncle, 68-year-old Paulo Roberto Braga had passed away earlier that day.

 “She attempted to feign his signature for the loan. He entered the bank already deceased,” Police Chief Fábio Luiz said in an interview with TV Globo. “Our priority is to continue investigating to identify other family members and gather more information regarding this loan.”

If convicted Nunes could be facing jail time on charges of fraud, embezzlement, and desecration of a corpse.

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