Well, hey, perhaps these Halloween costumes could ease the tension in your particular household because they are most certainly unique. And to call them gross wouldn’t be inaccurate.
WHY SO SERIOUS?
HEY! ZIP IT UP, BUDDY!
WHY ZIP IT WHEN YOU CAN LOCK ON?
ALWAYS BETTER TO HAVE ONE AND NOT NEED IT THAN NEED IT AND NOT HAVE ONE
IF ONLY ANDRE HAD AGREED TO A RUSSIAN NAME
REMEMBER THAT TIME PETER GRIFFIN ROLLED OVER ON STEWIE…?
BE LIKE VOORHEES EMERGING FROM THE LAKE IN THE NEW BLOOD AND HAVE THE BACKBONE TO TRY ONE OF THESE THIS YEAR
IF YOU DON’T? WELL…