Remember those groovy “Ash vs Evil Dead” Valentine’s Day cards we shared with you about a year ago? Well, the creator of those delicious cookies, Instagram and Tumblr’s z0mbri is back at it again, and on my pink fuck she left zero doubt that last year was just a warm-up.
From powerful vaginas to group action to hands up asses (it’s Ashy Slashy, pervert), z0mbri left no Season 2 stone unturned.
Oh, and be sure you’re not drinking anything when you see the Cheryl card. Just trust me on this.
If you’ve been looking for the perfect card for your own Pablito, Kelly, Chet or Linda, you can call off the search.
It’s a bond that can’t be broken.
You mean like anal?
As long as you stay hydrated.
Daddy issues can be…no, they’re not good.
The backseat of the Delta. Where legends live.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Alright, it’s graphic, but also the best of the second batch if you ask me.
This is just gold.
Filthy and fine.
Sometimes you’re just on a mission to slay…and we’ll leave it at that.
Don’t do Pablo like that. Wow, that came out wrong.
You’re the one who says we should try new things.
You say the sweetest things.
Your next words better be “the end” or I will shoot us both.