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Easter, Firefly Family Style

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Now that all the little kiddies have located and no doubt decimated the carrot-shaped cellophane filled with Reese’s Pieces, carpets are littered with fake green grass and Easter egg hunts have drawn to a close; families everywhere gather around the table to dine on roast beast and all their favorite fixin’s.

For as much as folks whimper about the burden of spending time with family, rest assured that at virtually every single Resurrection Weekend shindig goin’ down today, someone will blurt out “Ain’t we just havin’ a fuckin’ hoot?!”

Or maybe that’s just the Firefly family.

It’s not a secret that the kin borne from the gray matter nestled beneath Rob Zombie’s skull have unique palettes. Hell, one might even go so far as to say that they’re skewed, but their delirium is our delight.

So before you sit down to dissect your ham, have a gander and smile as Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie), Mother Firefly (Karen Black and Otis Driftwood (Bill Moseley) march their rabbits out for a little family bonding in this scene from House of 1000 Corpses.

But before you do, you’ve been warned: You can hop your happy ass to church, you can laugh as the children frolic, and you create memories with loved ones until the sun goes down, but Baby’s creepy cackle will haunt your cranium for the rest of the day.

And we offer no apologies. In fact, you’re welcome.

“Run, rabbit…”

Happy Easter, horror fiends!