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10 Characters I’d Like To See Return in a Devil’s Rejects Follow-Up

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The celebration of the tenth anniversary of The Devil’s Rejects continues…

Rob Zombie has hinted that he’d like to return to the world of the Firefly family one day, though the characters are owned by Lionsgate, and he doesn’t think they have any desire to go that route again, which is strange if you ask me. These films have a tremendous amount of fans, and on a low budget, it seems like this would be easy money in the bank.

Zombie said in an interview a while back that he had some ideas of what to do with the characters, implying that if it does happen it would likely be related to the famous Otis, Baby, and Captain Spaulding. At least that’s what one would assume.

I wouldn’t hold my breath either way, but there are a number of other characters I’d like to see return if it were to happen. Hell, Zombie has created a whole universe of characters with these movies, and I’d love to see some of them turn up in additional movies regardless of whether or not the Firefly family is involved.

Here are 10 characters I’d like to see make a return to the screen. I left out those who died both in the film and in real life (sadly, quite a few of the actors have passed away).

1. Rondo

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Rondo, played by Danny Trejo, was of course one half of the Unholy Two, a pair of bountyhunters hired by Wydell to capture Otis, Baby, and Spaulding so he could exact his revenge on them. Honestly, I think it would be great to see a movie about the Unholy Two themselves. How could that not be a blast?

2. Billy Ray Snapper

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Billy Ray Snapper, played by Diamond Dallas Page, is the other half of of the Unholy Two. See everything I just said above.

3. Clevon

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Clevon, played by Michael Berryman (of The Hills Have Eyes fame), provided plenty of comic relief in The Devil’s Rejects, and would be quite welcome in another Zombie film. Any time Berryman is on screen in pretty much any film is a good time in my book, and Clevon is one of his most enjoyable roles.

4. Dr. Satan

I doubt I’m the only person who would like to see more Dr. Satan, the mysterious mad doctor from House of 1000 Corpses. He was originally not even going to really exist as a character in House of 1000 Corpses. The group was going to go looking for him and be captured by the Firefly family, and he was going to turn out to be a hoax. I believe Zombie has said it was really going to be Grandpa when he was finally revealed. Ultimately he decided it would be a better move to actually have a Dr. Satan, and I for one am thankful he went that direction.

Dr. Satan was initially going to appear in The Devil’s Rejects, and they even filmed an amazing scene for it in which he kills a nurse (played by Rosario Dawson), but Zombie felt something as wacky as Dr. Satan was just out of place in the gritty, more realistic Devil’s Rejects. I think he made the right call there too, but it’s still a great scene, and it would be fun to see him return in a different film.

5. The Professor

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The Professor, another of the Fireflys who didn’t make it over to The Devil’s Rejects, was the big brooding Jason Voorhees-like, masked killer stalking through the underground tunnels in House of 1000 Corpses. He was creepy, gross, and menacing, and I’d be happy to see him back on the screen alongside Dr. Satan.

I suppose you could argue that he did die in House of 1000 Corpses, but I feel this was left a bit ambiguous. I feel his Voorhees-like qualities could extend into surviving a bunch of shit falling on top of him anyway.

6. G. Ober

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Gerry Ober, who worked at Red Hot Pussy Liquors in House of 1000 Corpses, was always being hassled by some ‘fuckin’ asshole,’ who made his name tag say “Goober”. Fuckin’ asshole. I can’t imagine another G. Ober appearance not being a welcome treat if that involves the famous liquor store or if it doesn’t.

7. Officer Ray Dobson

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Officer Ray Dobson is Wydell’s deputy in The Devil’s Rejects (you know, Doofy from Scary Movie). He’s basically a silly, clueless cop, reminiscent of Steve Naish from House of 1000 Corpses (Walton Goggins). I’d love to see Naish back in fact, but he did get murdered in the first film. Either way, assuming he didn’t bite the bullet in the big Free Bird shoot out, Dobson is presumably running the show in Wydell’s place.

8. Stucky

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Like G. Ober, Stucky is just another funny character from House of 1000 Corpses. He says things like, “Little Dick Wick played with his prick. Don’t the smell just make you sick?” and tells stories about mentally handicapped people sticking Planet of the Apes toys up their butts. Any chance to get him back on screen telling anecdotes is welcome as far as I’m concerned.

9. Morris Green

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Morris Green is the talk show host in The Devil’s Rejects played by Zombie regular Daniel Roebuck. Frankly, I just really enjoy Roebuck and welcome more screentime for him in any Rob Zombie film. He’ll be in 31 in some capacity. If another Firefly-related movie ever happens, hopefully he’ll be involved in that too.

It’s worth noting that Green did show up in Zombie’s animated film The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.

10. Dr. Wolfenstein

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Finally, Dr. Wolfenstein – the horror host who introduced us to the story of the Fireflys in the first place on his “Creature Feature Show”. This was a fun character and set the mood wonderfully for the first film in all of its Halloweenyness. If he can’t make it back, I’d gladly settle for Tom Noonan’s character from Ti West’s The Roost. In fact, screw Dr. Wolfenstein, get Tom Noonan, Rob!

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‘Strange Darling’ Featuring Kyle Gallner and Willa Fitzgerald Lands Nationwide Release [Watch Clip]

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‘Strange Darling,’ a standout film featuring Kyle Gallner, who is nominated for an iHorror award for his performance in ‘The Passenger,’ and Willa Fitzgerald, has been acquired for a wide theatrical release in the United States by Magenta Light Studios, a new enterprise from veteran producer Bob Yari. This announcement, brought to us by Variety, follows the film’s successful premiere at Fantastic Fest in 2023, where it was universally praised for its creative storytelling and compelling performances, achieving a perfect score of 100% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes from 14 reviews.

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Directed by JT Mollner, ‘Strange Darling‘ is a thrilling narrative of a spontaneous hookup that takes an unexpected and terrifying turn. The film is notable for its innovative narrative structure and the exceptional acting of its leads. Mollner, known for his 2016 Sundance entry “Outlaws and Angels,” has once again employed 35mm for this project, cementing his reputation as a filmmaker with a distinct visual and narrative style. He is currently involved in adapting Stephen King’s novel “The Long Walk” in collaboration with director Francis Lawrence.

Bob Yari expressed his enthusiasm for the film’s upcoming release, scheduled for August 23rd, highlighting the unique qualities that make ‘Strange Darling’ a significant addition to the horror genre. “We are thrilled to be bringing nationwide theatrical audiences this unique and exceptional film with terrific performances by Willa Fitzgerald and Kyle Gallner. This second feature from talented writer-director JT Mollner is destined to become a cult classic that defies conventional storytelling,” Yari told Variety.

Variety’s review of the film from Fantastic Fest lauds Mollner’s approach, saying, “Mollner shows himself to be more forward-thinking than most of his genre peers. He’s clearly a student of the game, one who studied his forebears’ lessons with adroitness to better prepare himself to put his own mark on them.” This praise underlines Mollner’s deliberate and thoughtful engagement with the genre, promising audiences a film that is both reflective and innovative.

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Sydney Sweeney’s ‘Barbarella’ Revival Forges Ahead

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Sydney Sweeney has confirmed the ongoing progress of the much-anticipated reboot of Barbarella. The project, which sees Sweeney not only starring but also executive producing, aims to breathe new life into the iconic character that first captured audiences’ imaginations in the 1960s. However, amid speculation, Sweeney remains tight-lipped about the possible involvement of celebrated director Edgar Wright in the project.

During her appearance on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, Sweeney shared her enthusiasm for the project and the character of Barbarella, stating, “It is. I mean, Barbarella is just such a fun character to explore. She really just embraces her femininity and her sexuality, and I love that. She uses sex as a weapon and I think it’s such an interesting way into a sci-fi world. I’ve always wanted to do sci-fi. So we’ll see what happens.“

Sydney Sweeney confirms her Barbarella reboot is still in the works

Barbarella, originally a creation of Jean-Claude Forest for V Magazine in 1962, was transformed into a cinematic icon by Jane Fonda under the direction of Roger Vardim in 1968. Despite a sequel, Barbarella Goes Down, never seeing the light of day, the character has remained a symbol of sci-fi allure and adventurous spirit.

Over the decades, several high-profile names including Rose McGowan, Halle Berry, and Kate Beckinsale were floated as potential leads for a reboot, with directors Robert Rodriguez and Robert Luketic, and writers Neal Purvis and Robert Wade previously attached to revive the franchise. Unfortunately, none of these iterations made it past the conceptual stage.

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The film’s progress took a promising turn approximately eighteen months ago when Sony Pictures announced its decision to cast Sydney Sweeney in the titular role, a move that Sweeney herself has suggested was facilitated by her involvement in Madame Web, also under Sony’s banner. This strategic decision was aimed at fostering a beneficial relationship with the studio, specifically with the Barbarella reboot in mind.

When probed about Edgar Wright’s potential directorial role, Sweeney adeptly sidestepped, merely noting that Wright has become an acquaintance. This has left fans and industry watchers speculating about the extent of his involvement, if any, in the project.

Barbarella is known for its adventurous tales of a young woman traversing the galaxy, engaging in escapades that often incorporate elements of sexuality—a theme Sweeney seems eager to explore. Her commitment to reimagining Barbarella for a new generation, while staying true to the character’s original essence, sounds like the making of a great reboot.

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‘The First Omen’ Almost Received an NC-17 Rating

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Set for an April 5 theater release, ‘The First Omen’ carries an R-rating, a classification that was almost not achieved. Arkasha Stevenson, in her inaugural feature film directorial role, faced a formidable challenge in securing this rating for the prequel to the esteemed franchise. It seems the filmmakers had to contend with the ratings board to prevent the film from being saddled with an NC-17 rating. In a revealing conversation with Fangoria, Stevenson described the ordeal as ‘a long battle’, one not waged over traditional concerns such as gore. Instead, the crux of the controversy centered around the depiction of the female anatomy.

Stevenson’s vision for “The First Omen” delves deep into the theme of dehumanization, particularly through the lens of forced birthing. “The horror in that situation is how dehumanized that woman is”, Stevenson explains, emphasizing the significance of presenting the female body in a non-sexualized light to address themes of forced reproduction authentically. This commitment to realism nearly landed the film an NC-17 rating, sparking a prolonged negotiation with the MPA. “This has been my life for a year and a half, fighting for the shot. It’s the theme of our film. It’s the female body being violated from the inside outwards”, she states, highlighting the importance of the scene to the film’s core message.

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Producers David Goyer and Keith Levine supported Stevenson’s battle, encountering what they perceived as a double standard in the ratings process. Levine reveals, “We had to go back and forth with the ratings board five times. Weirdly, avoiding the NC-17 made it more intense”, pointing out how the struggle with the ratings board inadvertently intensified the final product. Goyer adds, “There is more permissiveness when dealing with male protagonists, particularly in body horror”, suggesting a gender bias in how body horror is evaluated.

The film’s bold approach to challenging viewers’ perceptions extends beyond the ratings controversy. Co-writer Tim Smith notes the intention to subvert expectations traditionally associated with The Omen franchise, aiming to surprise audiences with a fresh narrative focus. “One of the big things we were excited to do was to kind of pull the rug out from under people’s expectations”, Smith says, underscoring the creative team’s desire to explore new thematic ground.

Nell Tiger Free, known for her role in “Servant”, leads the cast of “The First Omen”, set for release by 20th Century Studios on April 5. The movie follows a young American woman dispatched to Rome for church service, where she stumbles upon a sinister force that shakes her faith to its core and reveals a chilling plot aimed at summoning evil incarnate.

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